A Devilish Birth

I'm here with the second chapter. This story received a solid amount of love so I decided to pump out the second chapter. I hope you all enjoy my take on a Gamer Fanfiction.

Disclaimer: Characters belong to Riordan and Ishibumi. Only the OCs belong to me. Cover title is not mine.

"Speaking"

'Percival's thoughts and speaking to the system'

{System speaking}

[[ System Notifications ]]

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A Devilish Birth

I woke up sucking on the biggest pair of breasts I'd ever seen.

My first reaction was to freak out, but that just made me choke on the breast milk I had apparently been drinking.

'That's right. I was dead and then I met Chaos, who gave me the opportunity to be reborn…" I thought to myself, remembering how I got here. 'But…Who the fuck is this Milf?'

Holding me up to her breasts was a beautiful woman whom I had never seen before.

I mentally whistled in appreciation. 'She could certainly make it on to the Top Ten Milfs list, if that's even a thing.'

The woman looked to be in her 30's at most. I could only see from her chest up to her face, but if her breasts were anything to go off of, then I'd assume that the rest of her body was just as voluptuous. She had a deep tan, a pair of red glasses, and brown hair tied up into a bun. She was a truly beautiful woman. But the look she was giving me, like she was looking at a piece prey that she couldn't wait to eat up; was quite off-putting. I'm pretty sure most woman don't look at newborn babies like that.

"Why won't you just toss the kid out already? He's a disgusting half-breed."

'Oi…who's this lanky prick? Let me at em!' I waved my stubby arms around and babbled angrily at the new arrival.

Looking over me with a condescending frown was a super pale man with pointy ears and black hair put up in a pony tail. The clothes he was wearing sort of reminded me of the mage class from an RPG I used to play.

"Creuserey, how many times do I have to tell you?" The woman that I assumed to be my mother asked in mild annoyance. "Percival may be a half-breed, but he is no normal half-breed. He has devil and divine power in his blood, and he will become our ultimate weapon…a power to triumph all others."

'…There's no way this Milf is Sally. I've never seen Sally before but I'm almost certain she doesn't look like this and that she would never think of Percy as a weapon,' I thought to myself. 'And she called me Percival, not Perseus. This is most definitely not Sally.'

{You have made a logical deduction. +1 point to WIS}

I flinched at the monotone voice that had suddenly spoke into my head.

'Who said that? I might be a baby but I could still kick your ass! So come out quietly with your hands in the air!'

{I am the system that Lady Chaos had promised to you and you will be my host for the foreseeable future}

My eyes opened wide in realization and I joyfully giggled in excitement. A system was something that any healthy man or woman could only dream of having, so of course I was giddy with happiness.

Creuserey scoffed and looked at me in disgust. "Divine blood of the most useless gods in existence. Just look at him, he probably has brain damage."

'You're the one with brain damage! How could he say that Poseidon is useless? Poseidon is a badass and being his son is just as cool!'

"Those Greek gods might be useless, but having their divine power is not. It helps that they are all horny perverts, so it was very easy to get inside of Poseidon's pants. Easiest honey-trap of my life. Just gave him a few drinks and showed a little bit of skin…by that point he was putty in my hands."

'Huh, that doesn't sound right…I know that the gods tend to sleep around but Poseidon at least seemed like a man who truly cared for his lovers and children, not someone who's just in it for good sex. On the other-hand, Percy was supposed to be his only son but now there's me. Something is really not right.'

I was broken from my thoughts when I heard soft moans coming from my mother. The bastard was groping my mom's tits.

I glared at him but when he saw it, he just smirked and started feeling her up even more.

"My dear Katerea, I understand where you are coming from…but it doesn't make me happy that another man has tainted your body. If you allow me to cleanse your body with my own then I will accept the boy unwillingly."

I was hoping my mom would have some sense to say no, but I blanched at her next actions. She placed me into the crib beside her and got on her knees in front of the lanky prick, and pulled out his lanky prick from his trousers.

"I've been waiting a long time for this," she said, seductively licking her lips.

'Fuck! My eyes! They burn! There's a child here! Stop! 911, I'd like to call in an emergency! My virgin eyes are being vandalized by my own mother!'

Thankfully my dreadful cries of despair were answered by my lord and savior known as 'the system'.

Unlike last time where the system spoke into my head, this time bold text appeared across my vision.

[[ Quest Received:

This isn't what you were expecting, figure out more about your situation.

Time Limit: 5 Minutes

Failure: -5 INT and WIS

Rewards: 100 Exp, Wonder Diaper ]]

The sudden alert completely distracted me from the raunchy situation going on right beside my crib.

'Ooo! My first quest! Exciting! But five minutes to complete it…gotta think quickly.'

After thinking back on all the fanfictions I read in my past life, I decided that the best course of action would be to check my status since I got a stat point earlier.

'Hey system, can I see my personal information and status?'

Would the Host like to take the system tutorial to learn about all of its functions?

'Hell yeah!'

Alright, before we get started, would Host like to roll for three perks and flaws?

I paused momentarily to think it through and decided that it was worth the risk. I really hoped to receive some awesome perks to give me a good power boost.

'I will roll.'

[[ Perk ]]

[[ Lucky Bastard: You, the bastard child of Poseidon, are one lucky dude. Increases initial luck by 15. +1 luck per level. Increases the chances of rare loot appearing and pulling something rare from the gacha ]]

'Not bad, luck is always a valuable asset to have. If I have good luck then that is definitely a good strength to have. Now onto the flaw.'

[[ Flaw ]]

[[ Dimwitted: As a high-school drop-out, you tend to be a bit slow in the head at times. -5 to initial INT and WIS. Takes longer to raise your INT and WIS stats ]]

'Now this one sucks. I'm not that stupid. It's not my fault the education system is faulty and I had to drop out of senior year. The teachers were just being petty because I read in their classes instead of paying attention to such useless information. O well, next perk please.'

[[ Perk ]]

[[ Giga Chad: Ernest Khalimov holds the title of 'Giga Chad' no longer. Women find you super attractive and see you as the ultimate catch. Increases initial Charisma by 15. +1 Charisma per level ]]

'I guess this one is pretty useful. Maybe I'll actually be able talk to girls now without clamming up or them running away.'

[[ Flaw ]]

[[ Insatiable: Well, aren't you a horndog. You lust in the morning, the afternoon, the evening…even while you're dreaming. Only a platter of your favorite foods seem to get your mind out of the gutter ]]

I felt my right eye start to twitch and I couldn't help but do a double take.

'Really? What sort of shit is this?' I complained inwardly with tears in my eyes. 'I'm still a virgin. I haven't seen a naked woman…besides my new mom I guess, but that doesn't count. I've only ever seen things on a screen. I'm not ready to go through puberty again!'

{Would you like to reroll?}

'I can do that?'

Only a single time so choose wisely.

I thought hard for a couple of seconds but gritted my teeth and decided to see what the last two rolls would bring me and use the reroll on those if needed.

'No, I would like to keep rolling.'

[[ Perk ]]

[[ Insouciant: Not much fazes you. Even at death's door you still manage to maintain some semblance of control ]]

'Useful! Super useful! Probably the best one out of the three. Sort of like the Gamer's Mind but not as OP? This is the more realistic version maybe. Still great to have. Alright, on to the last one. Don't be too bad...'

[[ Flaw ]]

[[ Hydrophobic: Due to drowning in your previous life, you now have a phobia of water. If you so much as see a drop of water you will have a panic attack]]

…

'…For the love of God (Fuck, the hell stung me?), reroll! How can I be the son of Poseidon and be scared of water!? I will not have it! REROLL.'

[[ Flaw ]]

[[ Algophobic: You HATE pain. I mean absolutely ABHOR it. Even a simple nick on the thumb manages to shake your nonchalance. You better practice hard so you never get hit ]]

I sighed in annoyance and glared holes into the last flaw.

'Haaa…at least it is better than being hydrophobic.'

{We will now commence with the system tutorial. Please say 'System Menu' to see all available applications that come with the System}

'System Menu.'

A list of choices showed up across my screen like in a game from an RPG. It read like this from top to bottom.

[[ Personal Information ]]

[[ Status ]]

[[ Innate Abilities ]]

[[ Skills ]]

[[ Perks & Flaws ]]

[[ Sins ]]

[[ Inventory ]]

[[ Quests ]]

[[ Tier Levels ]]

{Please select one to learn more about it}

'Show me my information.'

[[ Name: Percival Achilles Leviathan

Age: 1 hour

Race: Demigod/Devil Hybrid ]]

'So that is my full name. I like it,' I thought to myself. 'But what does it mean that I'm part devil? I didn't even know devils were a thing in Percy Jackson…but it's not too surprising since there exist multiple pantheons such as the Egyptians and Norse. Why not the biblical pantheon as well? Being a devil could also explain why my mom is so…ya know…slutty. Hey system, can you explain to me what it means to be a devil and demigod.'

[[ Demigod: STR, VIT, DEX, INT, and WIS gain an initial +5. 2 STR, VIT, and DEX per level. Reduced gain of 1 INT and WIS per level due to dimwitted flaw. + 10 initial charisma ]]

'Makes since. Exactly as I pictured, but that dimwitted flaw truly sucks.'

[[ Devil: STR, VIT, DEX, INT, and WIS gain an initial +5. 2 STR, VIT, and DEX per level. Reduced gain of 1 INT and WIS per level due to dimwitted flaw. +10 initial charisma. All devils are intrinsically weak to light-based abilities. As a powerful half-devil, you have more resistance than most devils ]]

'So being a devil gives me the exact same buff as being a demigod. That's pretty sweet.

[[ Devil Class: Ultimate-Class (As a child born between a God and a Leviathan descendant, you have great power in your veins. You will obviously need to work much harder if you actually want to have the power of an Ultimate-Class devil. For now, you're just a weak baby) ]]

'I guess this is the ranking among devils based on power, prestige, and the likes. Alrighty then, next I'd like to see my status.'

[[ Status ]]

[[ Level: 1 (0/100) *1.5 more exp to get to the next level

Tier: I (41) (STR + VIT + DEX +INT + WIS = Tier)

HP: 100/100 (VIT * 10)

Health Regeneration: 10.5 health per minute (Increases by 5% for every 1 point in VIT)

MP: 50/50 (INT * 10)

Mana Regeneration: 3.2 mana per minute (Increases by 5% for every 2 points in WIS)

STR: 0 (+10) (Physical strength and muscle power)

VIT: 0 (+10) (Increases HP and health regeneration)

DEX: 0 (+10) (Speed, flexibility, and reflexes)

INT: 0 (+5) (Increases MP)

WIS: 0 (+6) (Increases Mana Regeneration)

CHA: 0 (+35) (How charismatic you are. Affects first impressions and how easy it is to build relationships. Ladies love a man with charisma.)

LUK: 0 (+15) (Up all night to get lucky) ]]

'Pretty good stats for a baby, I'm sure. It seems that my race gives me some very obvious advantages over normal babies. And dayum am I one charismatic baby. Now onto my innate abilities. Probably things like my water powers.'

[[ Innate Abilities: These are the powers you were born with ]]

[[ Hydrokinesis: Due to being a demigod son of Poseidon, you have the innate ability to control water on command. Add on the Leviathan's power, Sea Serpent of the End, your power over water is tripled. (Mana cost for all water-based skills are cut by 3/4) ]]

'Huh, I knew that being a son of Poseidon would give me water powers but it seems like my mom's side also has water abilities.'

I wasn't much of a church goer but if I remembered correctly, Leviathan was a sea serpent from the bible. Don't quote me on that though.

Still, I could feel a large grin growing onto my face. I was finally going to have the water powers that I had always dreamed of and I couldn't be more excited.

[[ Aquatic Breathing: Allows you to breath underwater indefinitely without gills ]]

I smirked proudly. My efforts had truly paid off. By drowning myself once, I am now immune to drowning. I'm so smart.

[[ Horse and Fish Whisperer: Can understand and speak to horses and aquatic animals. These animals practically worship you as the second coming of Jesus Christ ]]

'Meh, its only cool if you meet horses like Blackjack or Arion.'

[[ Geokinesis: As the son of the 'Earthshaker', you gain the ability to bend the earth to your will. (Mana Cost for all earth-based skills are cut in half and double damage) ]]

'Awesome! This was a power that Percy had pretty much left untapped. I'm definitely going to use this a lot!'

[[ Night Vision: Devils are creatures of the night. Even though you're a half-blood, you still see just as well as any other devil in the dark ]]

'Ooo, onto my devil abilities. This is a good start. Seeing in the dark will give me an advantage when I fight at nighttime.'

[[ Sea Serpent Transformation: An ability exclusive to the Leviathan clan. This ability also allows the user to transform into a long serpent-like dragon which is capable of firing a powerful aura from its mouth and further enhances the water manipulation powers of the user. (A 5 times buff to all water abilities when in serpent form) ]]

'Five times buff!? …OP! I'm sure I need to be strong to use the transformation or else there'd be some huge backlash, but still…SO OP!'

[[ Demonic Power: All Devils ranging from High-Class to Low-Class are able to use this form of power, letting them both create and control different supernatural phenomena for different forms of combat ]]

'Nice. I wonder if this means I could use other elements besides just water and earth. That'd be so cool.'

[[ Enhanced Strength, Enhanced Endurance, Enhanced Speed, and Enhanced Senses: Self Explanatory ]]

[[ Linguist: A sub ability of demonic power that all devils are born with that allows them to understand and speak every language ]]

'Habla Española? HAH! Fuck you all my previous language teachers! I could now pass your classes with ease. It's about time the student becomes the teacher! Heh heh.'

[[ Flight: You have 2 pairs of wings as you were born a Leviathan ]]

I turned my head as far as my chubby neck would let me and barely saw the tips of two tiny pairs of wings. I hadn't noticed them before because I couldn't feel them. Right now, they look cute since they're so small, but I was sure that as I grow older, they would look dope. I tried to flap them but it was to no avail.

'I wonder if once Zeus finds out that I'm a child of Poseidon that he'll strike me out of the air when I learn how to fly. Hopefully since I'm part devil, I would be an exception. I doubt it though, that paranoid philanderer would most likely want me dead even more.'

I scratched my smooth and bald head in annoyance. I really wasn't looking forwards to dealing with the Lord of the Skies, but hopefully one day I could be strong enough to give him a nice kick in the balls. That'd make my day.

'Now were onto Skills,' I said to the System.

[[ Skills ]]

[[ Observe: Allows you to look at other's stats ]]

[[ Inventory: Your own personal storage connected to the void ]]

'Both observe and inventory are staples of any gamer fanfiction so they don't come as any surprise to me. Same with the next one…but it seems to be a bit different…'

[[ Create: EV Dungeons: Allows you to teleport to a dungeon where you can grind mobs for exp, EVs, and loot. (Starts out at only four times a month) ]]

'What is this system? I know what the Instant Dungeon is, but this one I've never seen before.'

{The EV stands for effort value, so in the EV dungeons, you can grind out effort values. As of right now you can only go into one of these dungeons four times a month}

'So is it like Pokémon? Depending on the dungeon I go into I can get a certain effort value?'

{Correct. In your case, you will receive a specific stat point depending on the dungeon}

'That's pretty nifty. I'll definitely grind out the dungeons as much as possible then. Onwards to the next!'

[[ Perks & Flaws ]]

[[ Lucky Bastard: You, the bastard child of Poseidon, are one lucky dude. Increases initial luck by 15. +1 luck per level. Increases the chances of rare loot appearing and pulling something rare from the gacha ]]

[[ Giga Chad: Ernest Khalimov holds the title of 'Giga Chad' no longer. Women find you super attractive and see you as the ultimate catch. Increases initial Charisma by 15. +1 Charisma per level ]]

[[ Insouciant: Not much fazes you. Even at death's door you still manage to maintain some semblance of control ]]

[[ Dimwitted: As a high-school drop-out, you tend to be a bit slow in the head at times. -5 to initial INT and WIS. Takes longer to raise your INT and WIS stats ]]

[[ Algophobic: You HATE pain. I mean absolutely ABHOR it. Even a simple nick on the thumb manages to shake your nonchalance. You better practice hard so you never get hit ]]

[[ Insatiable: Well, aren't you a horndog. You lust in the morning, the afternoon, the evening…even while you're dreaming. Only a platter of your favorite foods seems to get your mind out of the gutter ]]

'Saw these already, what is the Sins option in the menu?'

[[ Sins: All devils have at least one sin ]]

[[ Lust & Gluttony: The Leviathan clan is known to have the Sin of Envy, but you…you make other people envy you. So due to your insatiability, you now have the Sins of Lust and Gluttony ]]

'Seriously? Stop making me out toe sound like such a scumbag…' I complained to the System but I should've known it would be pointless.

{You'll become the greatest scumbag of all time, Host}

I glared at nothing since the system didn't have a physical body for me to look at.

'I refuse to become a scumbag! I have nothing but respect for women!'

{Even so, due to your insatiable perk and the sin of lust you may not be able to resist those urges. If you don't believe me, look to your right}

I looked over as she said and groaned at what I saw. My mom was now on top of lanky guy, bouncing wildly up and down with pleasure written all over her lust filled face.

I felt a familiar sensation by my lower half and paled in horror.

'What the fuck? I didn't even no babies could get erections. This is bullshit! Yeah, she's a hot Milf, but she is my mom! This is the work of that evil flaw and sin. There's no other way I'd get this horny from looking at my mom have sex with another man otherwise.'

{Correct you are, Host. See? Even as a baby you lust after your own mother. You are a scumbag}

…

'…Screw this. I might as well embrace it. Doesn't mean I have to act out on it. There's masturbation for a reason.'

Yes, even though I was such a bookworm and an introvert, I still went through puberty. So I know these things. I'm not stupid. I swear.

[[ Inventory: A skill that allows you to store and preserve items, including living beings, in its own dimension. Time stands still in this dimension ]]

'A true RPG staple. I'm glad I got this for sure. I wonder…let's see if there's anything already in there.'

I opened up my inventory and was pleasantly surprised to see that there was something already in there.

[[ A Magical Box of Tissues: Tissues imbued with utmost softness. Given by Chaos for your own use *winky face* ]]

I sighed in annoyance for the umpteenth time.

'Why do I feel like Chaos is trolling me? She seems to see me as a source of entertainment.'

{Chaos created trolls}

'…Thank you for that very important information,' I deadpanned and then I thought of something that I wanted to ask the System. 'System, do you have a name?'

{A name?}

'Yeah. I've just been calling you System, but I was wondering if you went by something else.'

{My hosts usually call me System, but I am also known as Alaya}

'Alaya…so I assume you are a woman? Your voice is quite feminine but I wasn't sure.'

{That's sexist. You shouldn't assume someone's gender. Also, I am genderless just as Chaos is}

'…My bad?'

{You're running out of time to complete your quest. So I suggest you stop asking useless questions and finish the tutorial}

Shit. I had completely forgotten about the quest.

'Alright! go super speed with the last two!'

[[ Quests: You can see all your active and completed quests here ]]

[[ Active: ]]

[[ This isn't what you were expecting, figure out more about your situation.

Time Limit: 45 seconds remaining

Failure: -5 INT and WIS

Rewards: 100 Exp, Wonder Diaper ]]

'45 seconds! Do the last one quickly! I don't care if there's hardly any description, I just don't want to become any more stupid! I'm already stuck with the dimwitted flaw as it is.'

[[ Tier Levels: I-SSS. Gauges power levels based off of you STR, VIT, DEX, INT, and WIS stats added together. This list will only help you as the Gamer gauge this world's inhabitants power levels ]]

[[ Tier J: 0

Beings with absolutely no magical power.

Tier I: 1-99

Ranging from the weakest magic user to below average low-class devils and their counterparts.

Tier H: 100-199

Normal low-call devil and their counterparts.

Tier G: 200-299

The stage between low and middle class.

Tier F: 300-399

Beings with middle class power.

Tier E: 400-499

The stage between middle and high-class.

Tier D: 500-999

High-class power.

Tier C: 1,000-9,999

The stage between high and ultimate class.

Tier B: 10,000-99,999

Ultimate Class

Tier A: 100,000-999,999

Satan class and their counterparts.

Tier S: 1,000,000-9,999,999

Gods, Super Devils, Heavenly Dragons

Tier SS: 10,000,000 – 999,999,999

The amount of power reserved for those above the gods and can bring about the end of a timeline.

Tier SSS: ∞

Chaos, The Creator. Only someone with powers to create universes can match Chaos ]]

'Phew. That was a lot to read. And damn there are some strong ass beings in this universe. Gods, Devils, even Heavenly Dragons apparently. I guess I have nothing to worry about. My sponsor is the strongest being in the Universe. I'm sure I'll be fine…totally…'

[[ Quest Completed ]]

[[ This isn't what you were expecting, figure out more about your situation ]]

[[ Receive 100 exp and a wonder diaper ]]

[[ You have leveled up ]]

'A level up after a single quest. Nice! Let's see my stats.'

[[ Status ]]

[[ Level: 2 (0-150)

Tier: I (57)

HP: 140/140

Health Regen: 14.7 HP per minute

MP: 70/70

Mana Regen: 4.2 MP minute

STR: 14

VIT: 14

DEX: 14

INT: 7

WIS: 8

CHA: 36

LUK: 16 ]]

'Still a very long way to go if I want to be up there with the strongest. Alaya, how do I go to the EV dungeon? I'd like to start grinding right away.'

{Host just has to say 'Create: EV Dungeon'}

'Create: EV Dungeon.'

In front of me popped up a scroll down list of the different types of dungeons. For the time being, it looked like I only had one option.

[[ Baby Dungeon (No EVs)

Beginner Dungeons (Locked)

Intermediate Dungeons (Locked)

Advanced Dungeons (Locked)

Expert Dungeons (Locked)

Hell Mode Dungeons (Locked) ]]

'Why does the first dungeon have no EVs?'

{This is the tutorial dungeon meant for you to understand your powers. You will gain EVs starting with the beginner dungeons}

'Sounds good. Well, let's get started.'

{Please do not attempt to transfer to a dungeon in the presence of others}

'Ah! I didn't think of that. It'd be bad if they just saw me disappear.'

I looked over at the two lovers who looked like they weren't going to finish any time soon. As much as I enjoyed seeing my mom fucked…forget I said that part…I really wanted them to go have sex somewhere else so I could go dungeon diving.

…

Five minutes later, I had them practically fleeing the room to go find somewhere quieter.

How you ask? I'm a baby of course. I just bawled my eyes out and screamed at the top of my lungs. Being the great parent that she is, my mom tried to ignore me and just kept on bouncing, but eventually got fed up and kicked my crib before fucking the lanky guy out of the door.

Great parenting. Maybe I should learn from her if I ever become a dad.

She didn't even ask a servant to watch over me, which I was thankful for, since I could now go on my first ever dungeon diving expedition.

I used my Create: EV Dungeon skill and selected the Baby Dungeon.

A bright light flashed across my eyes and the next thing I knew; I was in a dimly lit room surrounded by a bunch of blobs. After adjusting to my surrounding, I realized that the room wasn't dimly lit after all. There were no lights. Then I remembered that one of my innate abilities from being a devil was night vision.

'This skill is so useful. Now I should take stock. These blobs look pretty slime like…and they seem to have noticed me. Shit. I don't have a weapon.'

As the slime creature slowly slugged their way towards me, my mind was rapidly thinking of ways to deal with them. Sure, I had powers, but I sure as hell didn't know how to use them.

'Wings,' I thought. 'If I can figure out how to use my wings then I could stay above them to think of how to kill them…as long as they don't have ranged attacks.'

I focused on my wings and grunted with effort. They twitched slightly but that was it. I focused my mind solely on the task at hand and shut out the encroaching slimes.

After what felt like an hour, and the slimes were about to devour me, I felt myself lift off the ground.

[Flight has been learned]

[Flight (Level 1): EXP: 0.01%]

'Yes! Progress!' I fist pumped and twirled in the air…which I instantly regretted. 'This is so tiring though. Thankfully I had the insouciant perk. If I didn't, I surely would've freaked out in the face of death.'

I looked at the slimes down below and remembered one of the most common skills that I saw in my skill list earlier.

'Observe,' I invoked the skill mentally.

I felt a slight ache in my eyes but not enough for me to care, and saw letters in bold appear above the slimes.

[[ Blue Chuchu ]]

[[ A very weak slime like creature that even the lowest class can defeat one of them with ease ]]

[[ Level: 1

HP: 25/25

MP: 0/0 ]]

'These slimes are called Chuchus? Weird name. Sorta cute though. I really like their googly eyes. Maybe I'll get one of their eyes as a drop? Alright, now how do I kill these guys. Maybe I'll have a weapon in my inventory now that I'm in my first dungeon.'

I opened my inventory and saw that there was another item there besides the box of tissues.

[[ Wonder Diaper ]]

[[ A magically imbued diaper that will always remain clean ]]

'Huh, I had completely forgotten I received this from the first quest. And in all practicality, that sounds pretty useful now that I'm a baby. I can poop and pee myself without any worries. Still, I wish there was a weapon of sorts.'

I had previously been butt naked since I was still just a new born so I just put on the Wonder Diaper and 'wow' it felt amazing. Soft on my little baby tushy and loose enough so it doesn't rub uncomfortably against my crotch. All in all, a valuable pick up.

I then pondered silently to myself over what to do and decided that it was time to whip out my trump card.

I clenched my butt cheeks together, held my breath, and closed my eyes.

'Hungh!'

'Hooooo!'

'Mmmmmmm!'

{Host…What're you doing?}

'Shush, I'm trying to focus.'

{Focus on what?}

'Unleashing my powers of course.'

{This isn't how you use your powers. You just look constipated}

I halted in my attempts and flushed a light shade of pink.

'Why didn't you say so earlier?' I whined. 'If you already knew how I'm supposed to use my powers, then tell me sooner.'

{That's not part of my job description. You're supposed to figure these things out yourself}

'Oh, come on. Just a little bit of advice, please?'

{How do you think you're supposed to use your powers?}

'I thought focusing really hard and putting myself through extreme duress would unleash them, and then like in Percy Jackson I should feel a tug in my gut. So I've been tensing all the muscles in my body to try and force the power out of me.'

{…That makes no sense. As long as you have your demonic and divine power then imagination is all that the host needs. Along with practice of course}

'So I just have to imagine what I want to do?'

{Correct}

'Alright, here goes nothing…'

I imagined surrounding myself in my own personal hurricane and creating a one-hundred-foot-tall water giant and…

{Stop!}

…and I lost all my focus.

'Oi, why're you stopping me now?'

{If I didn't stop you, then at worst, you would've most likely spontaneously combusted from trying to use powers beyond your capabilities; and at least, you would've exhausted your mana and fallen down to the mercy of the Chuchus}

'…Good reason. You really are my savior. I love you Alaya!'

{Host should focus on the task at hand. Start off easy. Like imagining a drop of water}

'Oof. Turned down so naturally…but you make sense, I'll start off easy.'

This time I just imagined a drop of water falling off of a wet leaf, and next thing I knew…

[[ Congratulations on using your innate ability, Hydrokinesis, for the first time ]]

[[ Hydrokinesis: Level 1 EXP: 0.00% ]]

[[ (Passive) When drawing power from your surroundings: Passively triples the power of all water-based skills and reduces their mana cost by ¾. Each level you get in Hydrokinesis doubles the current power of your skills and also the mana cost.

(Passive) When drawing power from a body of water: Passively quadruples the power of all water-based skills and reduces their mana cost by 90%. Each level you get in Hydrokinesis doubles the current power of your skills and also your mana cost.

(Active) Uses the imagination to create what you desire ]]

[[ Water Droplet (0 MP, 0 DMG): Congratulations, you have learned how to use Hydrokinesis. Now make it rain ]]

I stared blankly at the notifications in front of me in shock.

'I did it?'

{Congratulations to Host for learning how to use Hydrokinesis}

'I actually did it. I've finally unlocked my powers! 4 plus years of effort have finally paid off. Thank Chaos!'

I looked over my new skill and smiled happily. Water Drop may not do any damage but it was the first skill I had ever learned. And after looking at the slime look a likes in front of me, a sudden idea came to mind.

'Huhuhu. Nobody should underestimate the power of a drop of water,' I thought with a devious smile on my face. 'These slimes shall taste defeat at my ultimate technique!'

I spread my arms and created a boundless number of water droplets and spread them across the cavern. I then manipulated the water droplets to look like magnifying lenses.

'Ahahaha! Taste Percival's Wrath you mongrel slimes! Megiddo!'

I swung my right arm down and waited for the fireworks show.

…

'Megiddo!' I repeated.

…

{Host…What're you doing this time?}

'I'm trying to use my ultimate ability, Megiddo, but for some reason it's not working…why is that?'

{That's because you need light for the ability to work. Right now you're in a pitch dark cave}

'…ah. I see. Makes since.'

{Host is such an idiot. -1 to WIS}

'Wait! That's not cool! I just got that point from you earlier! Have you ever heard of the 'no take backsies' rule!?'

{Just kidding}

'…And I thought you didn't know what a joke is. It turns out you do have a bit of prankster in you.'

{I have no clue what you're talking about. I have no emotions}

'Sure, sure. Whatever you say. Anyways I gotta think of an ability I could use to actually damage the slimes now since I can't use Megiddo.'

'Hmm. It has to be something simple and that I could use from up here. I'd rather not risk being overwhelmed by going down there. There's gotta be fifty of those things.'

I thought that maybe if I compressed a water droplet into a ball and imagined shooting it like a gun, that maybe it could do some damage.

I formed a water droplet at my finger tip and then imagined it being shot out at a high velocity right at the nearest Chuchu.

*Whoosh*

It worked even better than I had expected. The water bullet made a whistling sound as it flew and nailed the intended target in a matter of milliseconds.

[[ You have learned a new skill ]]

[[ Water Bullet (2 MP, 9 DMG): You're very own water gun. Doesn't do much damage but if you squirt them enough then the damage will start building ]]

I used Observe on the Chuchu that I had attacked.

[[ Blue Chuchu ]]

[[ Level: 1

HP: 16/25

MP: 0/0 ]]

'Nine damage just like it says. And it only costs two MP to use. This is a super-efficient skill for early levels,' I deduced. 'And if I was beside a body of water, it would do twelve damage and only use 0.2 mana.'

Like that, I continued to chip away at the Chuchus. Each time I killed five of them, I would get five exp and some sort blue looking glob would be left behind. After killing about half of the Chuchus, I had to take a short break to let my mana replenish and then I would continue my massacre.

Five minutes later, I had finally cleared out the entire room. After killing fifty of the Blue Chuchus, I received a total of twenty-five exp.

'Not a lot of exp but this is just a baby dungeon after all. I'm sure it'll start to add up as well. Let's see what these blue thingies are now that everything is dead.'

I picked one up and stared at it in curiosity.

'Feels like Jell-O and honestly looks sorta tasty…but no! I will not let my gluttony control me! Observe!'

[[ Blue Chuchu Jelly ]]

[[ Dropped by Blue Chuchus. Can be used by an alchemist to make blue dye and as an ingredient for certain elixirs ]]

'Being an alchemist sounds cool. I could start cooking in my own meth lab. I'm a devil now anyways, what's the use of having morals?' I chuckled at my own joke and tried to put on a straight face. 'All jokes aside, making elixirs sounds super useful. If I ever get the chance to learn alchemy, then I definitely will.'

I collected all of the Chuchu Jellies and made my way to the back of the room where I had noticed a staircase magically appeared after I defeated all the Chuchus.

'There is no where to go but up, I suppose. Hopefully the next floor isn't way more difficult.'

I reached the second floor and took my time to observe the room. I counted twenty-four Chuchus, all different colors than the previous ones.

[[ 8 Fire Chuchus

Still a relatively weak mob. Just be careful of their magma like bodies.

Level: 3

HP: 50/50

MP: 10/10 ]]

[[ 8 Ice Chuchus

These Chuchus give off a chilling that could freeze you if you're not careful.

Level: 3

HP: 50/50

MP: 10/10 ]]

[[ 8 Thunder Chuchus

Do not carry metal around these Chuchus. They are weak but their electricity could still fry you.

Level: 3

HP: 50/50

MP: 10/10 ]]

I let out an impressed whistle and flew up into the air to prepare myself for a long fight. At least it seemed like these ones didn't have any ranged abilities either.

'I should try to use Geokinesis while I'm here. Sure, my earth powers won't be as strong as my water ones, but it's better to have a solid repertoire of skills than just a couple.'

I imagined creating a small rock ball the size of a bb pellet and shot it the same way I did with the water bullet.

I watched in fascination as the rock bullet hit a Fire Chuchu and soared out the other side unimpeded, leaving a small hole in its gelatinous body.

[[ Congratulations on using your innate ability, Geokinesis, for the first time ]]

[[ Geokinesis: Level 1 EXP: 0.00%

(Passive)

Draws power from the earth. Doubles the power of all earth-based skills and reduces mana cost by half ]]

[[ You have learned a new skill ]]

[[ Rock Bullet (4 MP, 6 DMG): Your own personal BB gun ]]

'As I thought, weaker than the water bullet and costs more MP. But it'll still be worth it to train myself in Geokinesis. If I could get to the point of making the tectonic plates shift and cause earthquakes, then this will be super worthwhile.'

I decided to focus on all the Fire Chuchus first, in the same way that I dealt with the blue ones on the first floor. I alternated between Water Bullet and Rock Bullet to raise my experience in both of them. All of this was done while flying, so my flight skill was constantly gaining experience, but I could definitely tell that my wings and body would be super sore after all of the adrenaline wore off.

It took me about twice as long for me to clear the second floor than it did the first floor, but I got a good amount of exp more than the first one. This time I received a total of 36 exp for killing all of the Chuchus.

I hovered down to the ground and observed the different Chuchu jellies to see if they would be useful.

[[ Fire Chuchu Jelly: Used to make red dye and fire resistance elixirs ]]

[[ Ice Chuchu Jelly: Used to make white dye and ice resistance elixirs ]]

[[ Thunder Chuchu Jelly: Used to make yellow dye and electricity resistance elixirs ]]

'I want to be an alchemist more and more. Hey Alaya, can you teach me how to do alchemy?'

{Not yet}

'Why not?'

{Because I said so}

'Tch, so stingy,' I said to her, sticking my tongue out. 'Welp, another staircase appeared, so onto the next floor. How many floors are there anyways?'

{All dungeons will have three floors each}

'Good to know. I know I said that I wanted to get to the grind, but I'm not sure how much more I could handle. I'm pooped.'

I took one last deep breath to recover mentally and headed to the last floor.

This time there were only three Chuchus (One Fire, one Ice, and one Thunder Chuchu). They were just quadruple the size of the previous ones, with a whopping 600 health points each.

'Kill me now. This is going to take forever…'

Two hours later…

'Am I some sort of prophet? It really did take forever,' I complained tiredly.

{It only took you two hours. Forever means infinite, unaffected by time; so it couldn't have been forever}

'It was an expression…ugh, never mind…I'm way too tired to try to explain.'

I tiredly dragged my body towards the back of the room where I found a door. I walked through the door and was pleasantly surprised to see what was in the room. A wooden treasure chest.

My eyes sparkled in anticipation and new found energy found its way into my body. I sprinted over to the chest and drooled over it.

'What could it be? Gold? A weapon? Or maybe armor?'

I flung open the chest and excitedly took out…what seemed to be a pair of baby sized dress shoes.

'Maybe it's a pair of dress shoes that'll increase my stats?' I hoped that would be the case but I was a little skeptical. 'Observe.'

[[ Dress Shoes ]]

[[ Even babies like to look classy. Part of the Boss Baby set. Owned (1/4 pieces) ]]

'So its literally just a pair of dress shoes…I hope they're comfy at least. That'd be the only consolation, and that I earned another forty-eight exp from this floor. Gotta think on the bright side of things.'

I shrugged and chucked the shoes into my inventory.

'Take me out of here, Alaya. This baby is ready for sleep.'

[[ Transfer initiated…Returning to previous location ]]

After another flash of light, I found myself back in my crib.

'Alright. Time to look at my gains. I didn't see a level up notification but let's see how much exp I earned from a single run. Status.'

[[ Level: 2 (109/150) ]]

'One hundred and nine exp in a single run. So I will level up after the next run. This leveling up pace is really not bad. I can only do three more trips this month, so I will spread them out for once a week. The rest of that time I'll just try to learn more about my situation.'

[[ New Quest Received ]]

'Oh? Already?'

I pulled up the Quests menu and checked it out.

[[ Second Quest: Defeat the Baby Dungeon 3 times. (3 more times remaining)

Time Limit: 3 weeks

Failure: -5 DEX, STR, and VIT

Rewards: 1000 exp, unlocks a Chain Quest, unlocks gacha ]]

'Ooo! Big time rewards! I was planning on going dungeon diving three more times this month so this is perfect!' I inwardly exclaimed in excitement and then let out a big yawn. 'But for now, I'm just going to sleep.'

One month later…

[[ Level up ]]

[[ Level: 4 (61/338) ]]

'Yes! Two more levels after three dives is really not bad!'

It had been three weeks since my first dungeon dive and I had just now completed the final dive of the month. During that time, my Hydrokinesis and Geokinesis skills expanded a ton and my control over them has improved noticeably.

The skills I learned were:

[[ Water Whip (5 MP, 30 DMG): Creates a whip of water that can be used to bind someone or cut through flesh. With enough power, it could even crush bones ]]

[[ Water Blade (10 MP, 75 DMG): A blade of water meant for slicing. Aim for the neck and off with their heads ]]

And…

[[ Earth Spike (20 MP, 50 DMG): Creates a spike of earth to stab with ]]

All three of them had their own weaknesses, but used in the right situations, they turned out to be very lethal.

Besides those skills, I also received two more pieces of the Boss Baby Set from my previous two dives. And now I was pretty sure I would be receiving the final piece. I didn't have much hope, and I wasn't very surprised to see a standard looking pair of glasses inside the chest.

'So the set consists of a pair of shoes, dress pants, dress shirt, and finally a pair of glasses.'

It definitely seemed like the set was just there as a joke and for style points, but when I observed the glasses, I was truly shocked.

[[ Enchanted Glasses of Fatality ]]

[[ A truly mystical pair of glasses that allows the wearer to pinpoint critical and fatal points on any living being ]]

I could pretty much guess by the description, but I decided to ask Alaya just to make sure.

'Alaya, what does it mean by critical and fatal points?'

{Critical points are the areas on a being that will deal 100% more damage if hit, while Fatal Points are the areas on a being that will instant kill them if hit}

All she did was confirm my conjecture, but I still couldn't help opening my eyes wide in surprise.

'That's seriously so good. So, I could find anybody's weakness?'

{Not everybody. Some people have learned to hide their weaknesses so well that even the glasses wouldn't be able to tell. And others, even if there are very few, don't have any weaknesses at all}

'I see…those types of people are way out of my league for the time being anyways. I shouldn't worry about them. Alright, take me back to my crib. I miss the comfort of my pillow.'

As soon as I returned to my crib, I looked around to make sure no one noticed my absence. I always made sure to go dungeon diving at night time when no one was watching over me, but I still made sure to be extra cautious.

I didn't cry very often, only when I wanted to stop my mom and the lanky guy from having sex in my room, so none of the maids found it odd that I didn't cry at night.

I saw that everything was all clear and checked out the notification that had appeared as soon as I returned from the dungeon.

[[ Quest Completed ]]

[[ Second Quest: Defeat the Baby Dungeon 3 times.

Rewards: 1000 exp, unlocks a Chain Quest, unlocks gacha ]]

[[ Level up ]]

[[ Level up ]]

[[ Congratulations for reaching level 6 ]]

'Two more levels! Sweet! That was some juicy exp. Time to check out my updated status.'

[[ Level: 6 (217/759)

Tier: I (121)

HP: 300/300

Health Regeneration: 31.5 health per minute

MP: 150/150

Mana Regeneration: 8.5 mana per minute

STR: 30

VIT: 30

DEX: 30

INT: 15

WIS: 16

CHA: 40

LUK: 30 ]]

'Big time improvement! I'm on da rise!'

After controlling my maniacal laughter, I looked at the other rewards I received from the quest.

[[ The Gacha has now been added to the System Menu. You have received one free ticket to roll the Gacha. Would you like to use your Gacha ticket now? ]]

I had never played a gacha before but I knew enough about it to know that its no different from gambling. But the ticket was free and I was supposedly a Lucky Bastard, so why not?

'I will.'

[[ x1 Magic Wand has been sent to your inventory ]]

'Let's see…' I opened my inventory and found a pretty feminine looking wand, but I could accept the superficial as long as it was powerful…

[[ Magic Wand: Transforms the user into a magical girl or boy. Comes with a special outfit but not any magical power ]]

'…This is complete rubbish! What's the point of having a magical wand if it doesn't even increase my magical abilities? Also, I thought I was supposed to be lucky?'

{Since Host has 30 points in Luck, you have a 3.0% chance of receiving something rare from the gacha. Host may not have known this, but it was a 0.01% chance of receiving the Enchanted Glasses of Fatality instead of just a normal pair of glasses to go with the Boss Baby Set. So you were already quite lucky}

'Huh, I really had no clue. I guess I have no reason to complain then…I'm curious about the outfit that comes with the wand though.'

I waved the wand and watched as sparkles started to appear around me like in an anime during transformation scenes. When it finished, I was wearing a pink ruffled shirt and a pair of beige trousers.

And that's how my mother found me when she walked in a couple of seconds later.

She stared at me in a mix between confusion and annoyance as she watched me halt with the magic wand still in the air.

I blanched in embarrassment and let out a nervous burp.

There was some kind of ruckus coming from behind my mom, and in came the annoyed lanky guy and a panicking maid.

"Please believe me Lord Asmodeus. I couldn't find Percival anywhere when I-" The maid quickly paled when she saw me in the crib wearing such an odd outfit.

"You were saying?" Lanky guy said in a monotone voice. If it wasn't for the dark aura coming off of him, then no one would be able to tell how annoyed he was.

"I-he really wasn't there just a minute ago! Please- Please believe me!" The poor maid stuttered in fear.

"Do you think I'm a fool girl? Not only did you interrupt our quality time, but you also dressed the prince up in something so hideous. How shall I punish you?"

The maid dropped to her knees and started begging him to forgive her and told him that it would never happen again. All I could do was watch in horror as time seemed to slow down and the devil incarnate snapped the maid's neck in one swift twist.

My eyes stayed wide open the entire time as the maid's body fell lifelessly to the floor.

"Filthy slaves. Let's go back to what we were doing before," my mom whispered seductively to her lover.

She grabbed him by the arm and led him out the room, but not before confiscating my wand. She watched in mild annoyance as the outfit disappeared and I reappeared in the nude once again. If she was surprised by the sudden change, then she didn't show it.

"My child should not be playing with such a disgusting toy. Especially one given by a slave."

On that happy note, she sauntered out of the room while swaying her hips for the eyes of her lover, and stepped over the maid's dead body like it was any other piece of trash on the side of the road.

I don't know how long I had been staring into space, but I couldn't think coherently at the moment.

'This is my fault. She's dead because I screwed up and my mom was angry at her for ruining her sex time. I'm so fucking stupid. She couldn't have been more than fifteen…and she just died like that.' I cried, truly cried, for the first time since I was reborn. 'I'm so sorry. Please forgive me.'

[[ You have received a new chain quest ]]

'Not the time, Alaya. Not the time.'

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