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1st Person POV

"Ughhh..... I swear I'm gonna punt that son of a anteater in the face next time I see him."

THWICK

'Hmm.... a stick?'

I stopped rubbing my eyes in favour of looking around to find myself in a grass clearing surrounded by tall trees and chirping of crickets. 'Did that hit from the duster made me go into a coma?' I thought 'No this grass feels too real for a figment of imagination.'

I look up to see the moonlight hitting directly on the spot I'm sitting at. " AAAAaaaaaHHhhHHHh" I screamed as my temple feels like it's going through a lobotomy, as I curl up into a ball, the pain starts to diminish after a few moments.

I slowly got up and made sure my limbs are working properly.

I look around to make sure that nobody is coming towards my position before making my way between the trees towards north-east direction ' Wait how did I know that? Doesn't matter, all I need is to get away from here. ' I thought as I began to climb a tree 300 meters away from my starting position. I covered myself in branches and leaves to make sure nobody could spot me before I began to zone out on my thoughts.

 'Okay let's make a mental checklist of the situation before fulfilling my goal of punching that bastard.

1. I'm in a forest or at least a big garden. 

2. Other than the headache nothing seems uncomfortable, on the contrary feels like I could jump from tree to tree. 

3. I'm wearing a NARUTO hoodie with green stripes ( the hoodie Kushina sees when she is introduced to the classroom) with a KONOHA symbol on the back and a black pant with rubber sandals.

4. Fourth and most important I'm thinking like a soldier in guerilla warfare which I know from only watching a documentary only one time in passing, which is FREAKY!!!!'

As I began to ponder deeply I started seeing flashes of memories of learning shit that should exist only in fiction particularly in the fictional world of NARUTO at the end I focused on two crucial points of information 'This is the body of 14 year old NAMIKAZE MINATO, THE MOTHERFUCKING YELLOW FLASH OF KONAHA, one of the coolest characters of NARUTO and the second and the most surreal point of all, I know all the jutsus he had learned till his end of fourth shinobi war.' 

As I thought about the implication of all, My wandered to the fact that I am in a different body altogether, did I steal the body? But then I remembered a tabloid about ID, EGO and SUPER EGO.

It feels like I am driving a car as I have all the memories of his battles, practice, strategic thinking and the experience of what made Minato a great shinobi but I don't have the memories of Minato's private moments of his life and I am steering the wheel and giving the car commands to follow.

Soooooo, one existential crisis later I considered the about my transmigration and the fact that I am in new world (I am in a new body it's a fair assumption). What about my family? Will they be okay, I mean I was just about to graduate middle school and move to high school in 2 months. And not to brag but I was a straight A's student . I did love my parents and my brother I can't just up and transmigrate into a new world. Before my thoughts turned dark I decided to check my new world, if it's dangerous or super duper dangerous.

After making sure no one was around through the gaps in leaves and branches I stood up on the branch and got ready for my first shinobi feat, jumping from tree to tree I travelled in the direction of the tall skyscrapers I could see on the horizon. It just came naturally to me. Looking at the night sky I guess it was around 4 in the morning cause I could see Saturn (4th grade funfact) in the night sky, so dawn was rolling in in about 40 to 45 minutes. 

As I hoped from branch to branch I could see some lights moving back and forth fast about 50 meters ahead, so I concluded there was a highway there. 

So, I followed the length of the highway towards the city. About 15 minutes later I could see a giant brightly lit billboard with ""WELCOME TO CITY OF THE FLASH, CENTRAL CITY"-Flash approves it." 

"I am fucked aren't I?"