A Second Test?

I used "Reasoning" and just plain bull to lead my teammates up to the roof. Walking over to see Kakashi finishing eating his meal somehow with a mask still on we set down in front of him on the roof. Looking us over he waved his hands at us like we were a group of monkeys that should do his bidding. You, the girl, introduce yourself. Instead of being like Sakura and asking for an example I just started with my own version of an introduction.

"Amiya Touya here, and I got a treat for you. I'm a girl who knows her way around life instead of just fangirling over every "Cool" boy she meets. My favorite things would have to be Classical works of art, one such one I wish to read goes by the name of Icha, Icha. I also like pasta based foods, and a few sweets every now and then. Nice to meet you teacher!!!"

The spectacular introduction seemed to light a small fire in Kakashi's eyes similar to that of a certain Guy who constantly challenges him. "You want to check out Icha, Icha then, who's the partner of Shinji in chapter 23 of Icha Icha Slime Haven. Letting the system tell me I just blurt it out without even trying to filter it Queen Slime of the Moon slime kingdom who's extra horny during a certain time of the month. Okay well every full moon but it's so much better sounding the first way. It's also probably a weird fetish for somebody out there. Well I'm sure I have a few of the lesser owned books I can help you get a hold of. With that comment he pulls out a scroll out of his backpack summoning hundreds of copies of different books of Icha, Icha. I couldn't help but praise the man for being so methodical with preparing for so many contingencies so he could read anywhere. He even has a few of these labeled and studied with highlighters.

The only thing I had to say about the matter however was a question to myself on why the man kept breaking character compared to his show counter part. Maybe the man actually looked forwards to teaching my group with two students he might actually like, and the third being an heir he can actually help without putting to much effort in. Hmmmm, that sounds plausible.

Going beside him I couldn't help but open a copy of Icha Icha Forest. Immediately some wild ideas started emerging. Using vines for sadistic play, check, getting the man to act like a concerned doctor checking out the beauty's health check. Some weird tendency dryad summoning was also in there. Truly the book was nothing but a real classic. I understand why Kakashi worshiped the stuff. I also wanted to worship it with all my perverted soul.

Thank you sensei for showing me the way to true happiness I couldn't help but say crying in real joy. Kakashi pulling a guy patented hug on my shoulder. "Your welcome my future best student." With the whole drama situation out of the way, I read and listened in to the conversation going on around me, allowing introduction so carry through as I sneak a few peaks of one of the books I have chosen.

"I have a certain someone that I must kill. I will avenge my clan for what he has done. Revenge, blah, kill, blah, Itachi, blah." Yeah I understood his point. Still no reason to be so violent about it. Keep the vengeance in your heart kid. But later, please forgive him and don't kill him this time. Or I swear your not going to like me. Naruto's was almost the same as it was in the series to except this time he added that he liked friends who were there for others. Feeling touched as he mentioned me I gave him a couple of pats on his head. Kakashi of course after seeing this started smirking not that most would notice since his mask covered it up pretty well.

Well my cute little Genins, as much as I want to call you that right now I sadly can't. "Why not," Naruto asks innocently. "Well you see I have to give you a second test on the Hokage's orders. Every Jonin is required to give their genin a test depending upon what that Jonin thinks is the most important thing to survive in this cruel dark world. So meet me at the training field at 7am sharp tomorrow, oh and I advise you not to eat. Most test takers hate throwing up their breakfast. With that he flashed away with another Shunshin, which I believe was going to become the normal for me to eat a healthy diet of. I seriously think someone's telling me leaf me alone.

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He was officially done with it all. All these people shunshining into his office constantly in and out. He even had to start hiring special workers who would just clean up after all of these people instead of the whole Hokage tower. These people left messes every time they left just because they didn't feel like leaving through a door or window like a normal person. Looking at the newly hired female janitor, not maid as he couldn't officially allow her to wear that in a ninja facility weirdly enough he got back to his paperwork. He would honestly kill to find a justu that could solve his problem for him. Maybe a fuinjustu seal that automatically terminates all leaves within a certain radius of it. He'd ask Jiraiya, his favorite student.

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Kakashi had checked out the rooms of each and every person he would be teaching if they passed his test. Sasuke's seemed almost like a haunted house as his place was almost entirely untouched. It seemed the young Uchiha was afraid to forget his parents, and what his brother did to him. Naruto's apartment had to be the worst smelling one he had ever been inside, but the most unique definitely belonged to the girl. Her house was in a word perfect yet small and cozy format. He wasn't sure what could place everything so... right, but obviously they were capable of doing so. Well he would ask her later he decided. He might even have her redo his house if she was willing for a few Icha.