54 | Eliza the Party Gal

7:01pm

: You know, I wasn't expecting your party to be classy but apparently I was wrong.

: wow rude

: I thought you would have busted out the clowns by now.

: uhhh... no...

: jesus christ who is screaming

: please stop or my neighbours are gonna file another noise complaint

: oh yeah sorry that was me why is there a clown in your kitchen cupboard

: what are you talking about shush you didn't see anything

: Veronica, why.

: why the hell not

: i like to spice things up

: Another noise complaint?

: let's just say it involves one of the earp sisters...

: omg ew

: excuse me but you and and nicole are very loud

: ...

: ...

: Wait, is your mom teaching Wynonna how to parkour?

: yup

: yeah she's holding a bottle of whisky i'm just gonna remove that in case of accidents...

: good idea

: lol wouldn't want my fiancée dying before the wedding

: Still kinda weird to hear you're getting married.

: I mean, you only got engaged five days ago and you're getting married in a month.

: hell yeah

: ...And now they're making out passionately okay bye.

: oh my god why is livewire here

: she's my arch-nemesis

: she's a good pal duh

: she just electrocuted winn

: eh whatever he probably deserved it

: oh my god stop getting along with my mom so well it's scary

: now now alex, be nice

: ha your mom loves me

: veronica is a lovely young lady alex

: THESE POTSTICKERS ARE SO GOOD

: i aim to please

: Oh my god a clown.

: With his shirt off why.

: oh my god do you have a thing for sexy clowns or something

: that's why she's marrying me

: wtf

: woooooo let's do shots!!

: oH MY GOD MOM

: i'm no light-weight honey

: new challenge: take a shot every time alex says 'oh my god'

: OH MY GOD MOM STOP

: ahhhh that was refreshing

: wow

: she can hold her liquor better than me

: mom you just did ten shots of tequila

: mom are you okay

: i'm wonderful dear!

: here you go eliza, five more

: oh my god mom

: wow

: we're gonna need more alcohol

: but first

: DINNER

: oH MY GOD

: everybody take a shot

: we're gonna die at this rate danvers

: lucy please stop making out with vasquez on that very expensive looking chair

: haha woops

: i'm gonna get that chair incinerated...

: look ava i found you!

: You're pointing at a packet of assorted rainbow sharpies.

: OH.

: oh look my mom is teaching your mom how to parkour now

: she's had fifteen shots i'm slightly concerned

: perfectly fine dear! don't worry!

: and now she's in deep conversation with kara's arch-nemesis

: mom she's my enemy

: your mom just gets along with everyone huh

: Veronica, there's a clown under the table.

: done

: y

: you just threw him off the balcony

: it's fine he landed on the neighbour's trampoline

: and if not then i guess he's dead

: no big