Goku Meet Chi Chi

"How is it possible!?! Kalan is even stronger than Goku! He also has a tail... Could it be that Son Gohan's family all has tails?" Yamcha was in the distance spying at the group. He was amazed by the Ox King's strength, he knew of his strength. But to think Kalan could so easily dodge all of his attacks. He wasn't a layman like Bulma and Oolong, he was a martial artist so he could see that Kalan was dodging the attacks with ease. This could only mean that there was a large difference between their abilities.

"It doesn't matter! I'm not here to fight them, I'll just steal the dragon balls once they are unaware." Yamcha muttered.

"Who is that big guy fighting Kalan?" Goku came back and asked curiously.

"Goku! Hurry! Help Kalan beat the Ox King!" Bulma and Oolong hurriedly shouted.

"He's the Ox King? So strong!" Goku exclaimed upon seeing the destruction the Ox King created.

"Oh, you're finally back. Switch with me." Kalan said and quickly flash back to the group.

"Alright!" Goku said excitedly upon meeting a strong opponent.

"So strong! My attacks has no effect on him!" Goku also dodged the Ox King's attacks but his own attacks had no effect on him.

"Kalan! Why are you guys fighting him 1 on 1!?! This is a matter of life or death! Hurry! Go help Goku!" Bulma shouted hurriedly and pushed Kalan's back.

"Oh. Did I forget to mention that Goku's grandpa and Ox King are friends?" Kalan said calmly with a teasing voice.

"WHAT? Why didn't you say so earlier!?!" Bulma and Oolong both shouted in shock and indignant.

"You didn't ask." Kalan said innocently.

"Quick! Hurry and tell the Ox King!" Bulma said and turned her head to look at the fight.

"Oh. It turns out they already stopped fighting." Kalan said. Goku had called out his Flying Nimbus to help him fight. The Ox King recognized the cloud and stopped fighting. After talking with Goku he got to know the cloud came from his master, the turtle hermit.

"They are all friendly now!" Bulma and Oolong's eyes popped out seeing Goku and Ox King have a friendly conversation all of a sudden.

"Hahaha! No wonder you're so strong at your age! So you're Gohan's grandson! Ahahaha!" Ox King laughed happily.

"You know my grandpa?" Goku asked curiously.

"Of course! He was Master Roshi's best student! I was his second best student!" Ox King bragged.

"And the turtle hermit rarely accepts students, so doesn't that mean he only had 2 students? 2nd best is also the worst student." Kalan rolled his eyes and said in his mind.

Ox King also invited Goku's grandpa to come visit him after hearing he was doing well. But then he remembered his own matter and asked Goku to help find the Turtle Hermit and borrow the Bansho fan to extinguish the mountain's fire that had been burning for 10 years so he can finally return to his castle.

The Ox King had coincidentally sent his daughter to find Master Roshi yesterday, he asked Goku to find her and take her along to Master Roshi, he also showed a photo of her. And for some reason, Yamcha who had been spying on the group suddenly disappeared.

Goku flew away on his cloud and left the rest of the group waiting in Mt. Frypan.

"I wonder if Goku managed to find my daughter..." Ox King wondered.

"I hope he doesn't try patting her crotch..." Bulma said.

"Pfft." Kalan stiffled his laughter as he watched what actually happened through his telepathy senses.

...

Goku and Chi Chi was riding on the cloud over Diablo Desert. Goku turned his head and looked at Chi Chi who was fearfully holding onto Goku as if afraid she would fall down the cloud.

*Tap Tap* Goku suddenly used his foot and tapped Chi Chi's crotch.

"I was right! You don't have a wiener. You're a girl!" Goku said happily it seemed he had gotten better at recognizing girls apart from guys after meeting many people.

"Uwaaaah! What are you doing!" Chi Chi shouted and pushed Goku off the cloud.

*Bang Bang* Goku fell to the ground and with no one controlling the cloud, it also crashed with Chi Chi on it.

They soon returned to the cloud and continued flying.

"What was that for? I didn't do anything to make you that mad...." Goku said annoyed while rubbing his aching head.

"What are you talking about?! You did something really bad!" Chi Chi said angrily and thought shyly and blushed "Now that I've been kicked there... I've no choice but to become his... W-Wife."

"The ocean is really big, let's ask someone where the Turtle Hermit lives." Goku said.

"Good idea, dear." Chi Chi said and laughed happily and blushed.

...

"So that's why Chi Chi was so stubborn with marrying Goku...?" Kalan thought while holding his laughter.

After some time, Goku came back with Chi Chi riding on his cloud. The Turtle hermit came flying on a spinning turtle like mini Gamera.

Turtle Hermit first scolded the Ox King for his cruel actions these past few years. He had been killing numerous people because they had been after his treasures. Turtle Hermit blamed the fire being karma. It was quite fun seeing the giant Ox King go down on his knees and kowtow his wrongdoings.

The old man brought Kalan's group to a corner to have some private conversation.

"Eeeh!?! You! Aren't you that girl? No you're a man?!?" The Turtle Hermit started recognizing Kalan after taking a few more close looks. After all, there were not many red haired kids with tails. About 10 years ago, Kalan had visited Turtle Hermit's home and seen the Kamehameha. In return 'she' was supposed to let him motorboat 'her' breasts.

"Yep, you still want your motorboating?" Kalan said amused.

"No! But why did you not tell me you were a boy?!" Turtle Hermit said unreconciled.

"You never asked." Kalan said with an innocent face.

"Ahahaha!" Oolong and Bulma laughed. Bulma didn't like this perverted old man and enjoyed seeing him suffering.

"Let me touch that cute girl's breasts, otherwise I won't help you guys extinguish the fire." The Turtle Hermit said unreasonably.

"You got to be kidding!?!? Why do I have to sacrifice myself to help your student extinguish his fire!?!" Bulma shouted exasperatly.

"Because you want the dragon ball inside the castle, you won't be able to acquire it without me extinguishing the flames." The old man said smugly and looked at Goku.

"Goku! You big mouthed bastard!" Bulma cursed.

"What's the big deal? Just let him touch it." Goku said innocently.

"SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU!!!" Bulma shouted indignant.

"So? I'm a busy man, if you aren't willing. Then it's time for me to leave." The perverted old man said.

"Bulma, gimme the radar." Kalan felt annoyed hearing him say that and decided to just grab the dragon ball himself instead.

"Let's see what he'll do once we got the dragon ball." Kalan thought.

"Here. What do you need it for?" Bulma handed over the dragon radar and asked.

"Wait here. I'll be back soon." Kalan said and calmly walked into the flames.

"Uwaaa! Kalan what are you doing!?!?" Bulma shouted shocked.

"He's crazy!" Oolong shouted as he looked at the disappearing Kalan's back.

"Kalan!!!" Goku also shouted out in worry. He had experienced the hot flames first hand already.