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The Scrummy Bummy Lore

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage. The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms. The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path. Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel. In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

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69 Chs

Jos Cot's Compass

Right so basically right, because the bus driver died the three of them had to walk to their destination: pee pee Island.

Bathtub boy was like "hmm" he was like "hmmst" like "The pee pee ocean should be to our North" and jos cot laff come say "fold them neatly" come say "yuum" he get out his golden compass and opens the lid with a c l i c c.

He say "can you not" come say "South is this way!" and the three of them walk that way for a bajillion (69) years.

After walking for a bajillion years bathtub boy was like "hmmst" he was like "hmmst'ly" and reec peed he say "haven't we been walking for too far?" and jos laff come say "me milc" he bich he bich!

Bathtub boy open Jos Cot's compass with a c l i c c and see that its not actually a golden compass, it's a golden clocc! He become super angery he milc he pee and ree he say "jos cot u r actually" he pees "retarded" and smells moon mm.

The three walk for another bajillion years to get back to where they were and then become milc I can't believe it's not butter! Bathtub boy milks the stars and they begin to pee!

Reec finds it very hot and is inspired by this he looves star milc mm bathtub boy pees on the stars and causes the milc to become spicy and this contrast allows him to taste and locate and aggregate the pee pee ocean, reec pees too!

Jos cot laff come say "stop being a git" say "condescending" and reec say "I do I am!"

After a bajillion years they return to the spot they were and after another bajillion years they die and cry are peeing to survive they come across the stationery shop!

Mm yes they eat the pens and buy the whole shop and the shop keeper is like "me pee" come say "me pee" says "okay then bro" say "ticcle my sacc" but little they know...The Wenius Wang will be back!

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