It was holiday and I did not wake up on time, because of the work Mrs Flora gave me. So I was woken up by a mighty slap that made my eyes see a chicken driving a power bike, who could have slapped me like that nobody than my uncle wife Mrs Flora.
She said, will you get up before I lose my temper, then I remember the last time she lost her temper, she almost broke a coconut on my head, so I jump up thinking a ghost was chasing me. She ask me to get to my work, while her children was snoring like DJ speaker.
It was 9:30am when I was washing the family clothes, then Tim wake up and ask me what did his mother cook, I reply nothing but she warm the beans porridge, Tim exclaim
O, oh beans again, am tried if that food.
His mother asked him what he said in a harsh voice, Tim reply, nothing I said beans
is tasty and yummy yummy, I love it, in a frightened voice.
Mrs Flora then look at me, I then face my work jeje to avoid trouble.
It was 11:30am and a particular radio station called "Hello FM" which kids call and they are being asked questions. Job was the first to call, the radio station host asked him what he ate, he reply I ate bread and tea, he lied. The radio station asked him what chores did he do, John reply, I wash the dishes, swept the compound. I just stake my head and exclaim in a low tone, "This is a true son of a liar lord.