Splitting Up

Five people. One of them is the so-called Evil God. They are about equal in strength with each other.

But does it matter? It will end when one side died anyway.

I casually grabbed my phone and called Albert using it in front of everyone including the five people. There are other people from the cult who are still alive but it doesn't matter anyway if they finally realize that we have long distance communication device.

"Hello? Albert, I have great news. I found the Evil God. Now we're going to fight each other until one side dies. Just telling you in case we can't contact you after this," I said.

"What is that?" the Evil God asked but I ignored him. Instead I put the phone on speaker mode.

"Oh, really? That's a good news. On Earth, everything is fine. Is the Evil God there? If so, tell him "Fuck you!" as loud as possible," Albert said on the phone.

"You just did. It's on speaker mode right now," I said.