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In these early days you get many visitors, all grumbling sounds you don't understand. Big green things keep sticking their faces into yours, pinching your cheeks and making odd cooing noises.

Those shiny things are so hypnotic, so… beautiful! You want more, you want to cover yourself in shiny things.

Every night, the tribe struggles with the rigmarole of putting the baby orclings to bed. How best to entice you into the world of green dreams?

As a healthy orcling should, you crawl, roll, duck and dodge to make a game out of bed time. Every night, the big orcs try new tricks to corral you. All this exercise is certainly good for you.

When the big green things are away, you often find yourself confronted by many round-bellied green things your own size. Are they friends, rivals or just inconveniences best ignored?

Why do they cower, fall and cry so easily? Puny little orclings. You are clearly the Chief of the Sty, the alpha orcling!