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The Meme Train

Little thing I decide to write for the fun memes, don't take this way too seriously, if you wanna vote, vote then. Just don't act like an ass. Also the book isn't for anyone of a prudish nature, so yeah, if you are then this ain't your cup of tea, hell it's not even tea, it's a full cup of espresso. Oh yeah, the R-18 tag is there for gore, I don't know know how to write good smut, and I don't plan to write smut in this book any given time. ____________________________________________ Take a look at me for example: I died, that was painful. I got chosen to be entertainment for some dude that I never got to even meet. I cheesed the "golden finger" I got and made an entire world go straight to fuck all. Now I'm just casually being the madman that everyone says I am. Oh, and fuck cultivators. I don't like their kind around here. What do you get? Some random kid being a fucking lunatic that's what! Take a read if you want! You'll definitely regret it! (Disclaimer, I own nothing aside from my MC and any OCs I may cook up, the cover was from google, I just searched Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb and I found Thomas the Thermonuclear Apocalypse, I came looking for copper and I found gold. Also this is a work of fiction, any names that are placed in here are yadda yadda yadda you know the drill, anything in here is coincidental.)

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The Unfinished Symphony

/Frank POV/

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Well then, that guy was just weak at this point. Even thought the bastard may have had more divinity, he was just as weak as I thought he would be.

You see, they're not in their original bodies right? Their real bodies are in Heaven, and these forms of theirs aren't their true forms. So I know for a fact that his body was a lot weaker than what the real one would be at.

Plus they don't exactly train their own bodies as well you know? All they really do is take the fame of the children that they take in to their Familia, and use it to be greater.

Dick move, but it isn't the lowest thing I know of. Damn, now I remember that fuck, well, I'd better juuuuuusssssttt

[/kill @Hermes]

{Yeah, I think that might work out for me.} I was on my way back in side the dungeon and what I saw was sorta funny. The Master Bolt was still present and it was still going around the copper lightning rod.

Now, if any of you have paid attention to what the new snapshots may have been, you'll notice that the things in said snapshot seen extremely powerful. The Warden can clap your ass in four hits even if you equipped full netherite with the best enchants.

But unfortunately, that isn't the most powerful thing that's there. It's the moss, the moss is technically that most powerful thing there. Since it's capable of spreading and destroying bedrock, which then allows you to go into the void.

Yeah, it sounds fairly broken.If they don't fix that, then the redstone gods are gonna find a new way to make some sort of super crazy farm or some shit like that.

But since I don't exactly need to use bedrock just yet, I don't have a use for the moss. But I do have a use for something called a repeating command block.

[Type: Repeating

State: Always Active

Tick Speed: 0

Command: summon ender_dragon]

Oh yeah, this is not something fun for any of them. But what about the Withers you ask? Well, they'll be the extras in this. I left the attack type completely untouched- not!

I made that bitch regen to ungodly levels, and I made its health basically immortal, unless the people here have a one-shit move, they won't be able to kill it. And I may or may not have made it shoot it's breath at minigun levels of rate.

Yeah, these people are fucked. Since the dragons and Withers are gonna be fighting for all eternity, it's in the people's best interest to kill themselves so that they don't have to experience any of the shit that's about to happen.

(Bring me back in Domain, it's about time we left.) I said as I took one last look at the Ender Dragons spawning in. It was a brutal and despair filling end that I was gonna bring in this poor world. The Withers are at one place and they'll spawn forever, so that means that the entity cramming will force them to move to all spots on the world.

The same goes for the dragon, this world was doomed with enough time. There was truly nothing left for me to do aside from leave this place forever.

(Well then everyone! It's about time we left this place. Domain, I want you to summon the rest of the gods that are here right now, including their children.) the domain looked at me and nodded with a happy smile.

Well, it may not be a good idea, but who sad that I was the smartest cunt here? The domain then brought the multiple gods to right in front of me. I didn't wear my full mask since there wasn't any point to do so if I think about it.

If I wanted good workers, then I'll have to beat the subordination into them. (Alrighty then all of you! You guys are gonna have to listen or me right here right now! I'm the dungeon master Frank! Yes this is my face, and yes I lied to you all that I was gonna kill your gods.)

They looked at me questioning what I would want with them. That is until they remembered that they were betrayed by the people right behind them. (Oh calm down all of you! Just be happy that they're incapable of handling souls or else I would've had them kill you instead.)

That seemed to have to worked in shutting the majority of them up. But there were still two groups that looked at me with hostility. Those were the Hestia and Takemizakuchi Familias. The smaller group had a white rabbit that hated me to the bone and the other one seems to have some sort of a grudge against me.

(Umm, why are you guys still pissed? I thought you wouldn't have any gripe with me since, well, I ALLOWED YOU GUYS TO LIVE!) I shouted the two of them as I massaged the bridge if my nose.

I can't really put a finger on why they were angry, sure I may have basically threatened the two of the Familias, but that was in good will. (You're still the dungeon master! It would only be a fool that would think to befriend you!) one of the Takemizakuchi members said as I facepalmed at their words.

(Listen lassie, I made a deal with your gods to save your asses, at least be grateful that I thought to accept, and did accept! Holy shit you guys are just trying to find something to bitch at me about!) I threw my hands up in the air as I let some steam off.

I could kill them anytime I want, it's just that I want to make some subordinates that's all. (Well, what do you guys have to say for yourselves? I may have killed off the the Loki Familia, but I ain't that cruel to just be a complete ass, oh wait, I am that cruel!) I muttered loudly so that they would get the message that I'm trying to send them.

But unfortunately, they were still dumb, and they were still trying to find a way to get out. Well, time to tell them what I do to the world. (Okay, if you really don't wanna stay here, then you can all go to the surface but know this! I'm not gonna help you, and I'm telling you that you're going to die up there. I'm not the type to break a promise to a friend, and when I do, it's when I completely forgot about it.)

They then looked at me with a confused expression, the Takemizakuchi Familia that is. The Hestia Familia was just off of the sidelines looking at what was going on.

(I'm not going to go deeper than that, all I'll say is that you guys are pointless to me. The only reason you are alive is because of your gods! Do not waste their efforts to let you live happily! Just because I'm a bad guy doesn't mean I'm a BAD guy.) I said to them as I let them take a few minutes to think about it.

And yes, all of the things I said to them was complete and utter bullshit. What did you think I was doing? Showing actual goodwill? Pfft, please! As if I would. Too many things could go wrong with them. And I don't wanna get caught in the crossfire of bullshittery.

(So what'll it be then?) I said to them as I waited for an answer. They didn't exactly have the most brains from what I've gathered about them. (But the reason why we don't like you is because you're a terrible person!) one of them said as I looked straight at Takemizakuchi as I sighed at him.

(I didn't want to pull this card out but it seems that you guys are just genuinely dumb. Haruhime Sanjouno, your friend, asked me to go and help you since she's your friend. I didn't take into consideration that I should've left the city intact so I then took it upon myself to go and save you guys since she would be sad.)

My words seemed to have left a mark on them as they all had shocked expressions on their face. Yeah, I guess one would be shocked to know that their childhood friend is still living. (Haru-chan is still alive?!) one of the girls said as she ran to me and shook my shoulders.

She has a strong grip, that's for damn sure. (Could you please stop shaking me, I feel like I'm about to lose feeling in my everywhere in my body.) I said to her in the best sarcastic voice that I could muster up n that moment.

(Okay yes, your friend is still alive and let me tell you guys, she's been through some absolute bullshit. I mean, I was also surprised that she still kept her virginity, I don't really know what to make of it.) I said to them as I walked to Takemizakuchi. (Take, we're square now, you hear me? There isn't anything that we owe to one another.) the god looked at me and nodded ever so slightly.

He may be aloof when it comes to women but damn it, he's a warrior, and I can respect that shit. (Well now, I suppose you all wanna know why I brought all of the other gods here right?) I gave them a few minutes to think to themselves before I answered them all.

(Well it's because I wanted to have some friendly competition between all of you guys. The thing is, I may or may not have destroyed the world or set the clock of death upon it. So that means that you guys are the only gods that lived through it. So now, the only gods that can technically give a Falna are all of you here right now.)

The words kicked in almost instantly as all of the other gods that don't include the chibi goddess and Takemizakuchi were calling my words bullshit. (It's up to you to decide if it's bullshit or not but let me tell you this, we're not gonna return to that world any time soon. In fact, we're going to a new one, a better one I guess.)

They all went silent as they tried to make sense of what I said. I wouldn't blame them, it sounds like something a madman would say, and for them, I'm the biggest one of them all.

(Alright shut it! I only wanted to say that to you so let me add upon it. You will be able to go around the dungeon and continue growing in power. Unfortunately I won't help you in anything expect if you die. If you do end up dead, I'll resurrect you and do some tinkering to ensure that you don't die the next time, capiche? Alright, time for me to have some more experimentations, if you need me, just ask Haruhime over here to call for me. I'll probably answer you.) I left them off with that and went to a random floor.

I would be needing some extra space for what I wanted to make. And boy oh boy, I was about to cause some damage. Hehehehehe.

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/3rd POV/

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It had already been a few minutes when the gods were called to meet with the dungeon master. They were, to say the least, terrified for their lives. There were tales of him killing gods for making him mad, and killing off some just for the sole purpose of fun.

(Well then everyone, I suppose you can all go back now, it's in everyone's best interests that you all get comfy for the trip!) a little girl appeared in front of them as she spoke to them.

The gods were shocked to say the least since they didn't know who or what it was. (Don't look at me like that! Master said that if anyone looked at me that way, I was allowed to go and break their eggs.) she said as she balled her tiny fists for a punch.

Some if the gods looked at each other with confused expressions. Others were just cooing at her since she looked cute. But Hestia and Takemizakuchi had a bad feeling as to what the girl might be.

Unfortunately one of the gods wasn't quite smart so he then went closer to try and get an understanding as to what she was. Unfortunately for him, he got his nutsacks kicked in.

2119 words, well, I had some issues while I was writing this. Could you guys give me some ratings, I would really appreciate it since I want to know how I'm doing so far. Anyways and as always, I'll see you guys on the dark side of the moon! Peace!

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