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The Meme Train

Little thing I decide to write for the fun memes, don't take this way too seriously, if you wanna vote, vote then. Just don't act like an ass. Also the book isn't for anyone of a prudish nature, so yeah, if you are then this ain't your cup of tea, hell it's not even tea, it's a full cup of espresso. Oh yeah, the R-18 tag is there for gore, I don't know know how to write good smut, and I don't plan to write smut in this book any given time. ____________________________________________ Take a look at me for example: I died, that was painful. I got chosen to be entertainment for some dude that I never got to even meet. I cheesed the "golden finger" I got and made an entire world go straight to fuck all. Now I'm just casually being the madman that everyone says I am. Oh, and fuck cultivators. I don't like their kind around here. What do you get? Some random kid being a fucking lunatic that's what! Take a read if you want! You'll definitely regret it! (Disclaimer, I own nothing aside from my MC and any OCs I may cook up, the cover was from google, I just searched Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb and I found Thomas the Thermonuclear Apocalypse, I came looking for copper and I found gold. Also this is a work of fiction, any names that are placed in here are yadda yadda yadda you know the drill, anything in here is coincidental.)

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/At the Twilight Manor/

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Ais had just finished her daily training of swordplay and was taking a break to try and understand what possible actions should she be able to take in order to kill the dragon that killed her parents. She thought at first that if she were to train to at least Level 10, she would be able to slaughter it with relative ease, but hearing the words of the man who had nearly put Bete in a coma, she started to think how long would it take for her to kill it. She then shook the thought out of her head, knowing that it would do her no good if she were to lose her only drive in this world. she had no real plans as to what would be next after the death of the beast, but that would be on another day. One of her very few friends, an elf named Lefiya Viridis. She was a clumsy girl who kept spacing out due to her imagination but she was a hardworking individual, training her magic with Riveria every possible time she could, and she was quite a prodigy, gaining her alias Thousand Elf from the magic that she was able to use, [Elf Ring], [Arcs Ray], and finally [Fairy Canon]. These three spells were completely monstrous when combined together, thus allowing her magic attribute to get to the S-Grade, despite her weak body.

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{Hopefully, she doesn't die like they did} Ais thinks as she decides to return to her sword training by swinging up and down yet again.

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/With Frank/

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{I live~ in a constant state of fear and misery~

Do ya miss me anymore~?}

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RIP Papa, your music will not be forgotten, anyways, after having a listen to the Joji edit of Fried Noodles, I then decided to just add a new monster, since I wanted to see more people suffer by my hand. I then searched up the SCP Wiki on my phone and scrolled around, looking for anything noteworthy, and had a tinge of eldritch to it, since why not. After looking I then found the perfect one to it. The perfect little nightmare pond of blood. And I believe I've found the perfect spot for it to flourish within. The spot where the Knossos is connected to the dungeon, and for sure it would be slightly altered to cater my requirements, meaning the the byproduct SCPs don't try to kill each other, and that I get an eldritch super tentacle monster at my behest to make even more memes happen!

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(Oh Domain, I have another beast for you to create, and this one's more dangerous than the others, by a a very large margin.) says Frank as the Domain consciousness had appeared right in front of him to have the beast made.

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\Master, I have drawn up the design already, where do you wish to have it placed in?\ the consciousness asked Frank in his mind. (Have it placed in that spot where we have unwanted guests coming and going as they please, nobody screws me over without getting severely hurt. \I understand Master, what would you like to name it as?\ the consciousness asked it's Master they replied. (Give it the name of SCP-354, and place a little sign right near it for anybody unlucky enough to be caught in its vicinity, I want them to know what dragged them to another reality where the laws of physics get thrown out of the window.) Frank says as the consciousness sighed at the madness of their Master. \*sigh* It has the cost of about 10,000,000 Souls master, considering that it is quite powerful. But I have to express my concern master, aren't these monsters a bit too strong? Wouldn't it mean that we wouldn't be able to kill any adventurers at this point because of the difficulty?\ the consciousness asked as Frank then shook his head. (You don't need to worry about it, we can get the souls back naturally by the divine souls that are stuck producing them. and don't worry about the adventurers, I have a different plan for them as of right now.) Frank says as the consciousness then uses the souls to spawn the pool of bloodlike liquid.

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\Here's the current amount we have Master

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Souls: 11,632,300(+500,00/per day)

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Humanoids(on current floor): 1

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Xenos: 3706 (all)\

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Well I suppose that it isn't that bad, I mean, we may have lost about sixteen million souls but we'll get those back naturally via the idiots who got stuck here, and the fools who want to hit it big. I see this as an absolute win, nothing wrong here at all!) Frank says as the consciousness pseudo-facepalms at the lackadaisical behavior of it's Master. (Well then, I guess it's time for me to have a hibernation then, I am currently on fumes and wish to fall into the infinite void of sleep, yeah fuck it.) Frank says as he then flops forward knocked out.

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\*sigh* Stupid Master.\ the domain says as it teleports Frank into his bed as it lowers the light in the room where their master lives in.

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/Time Skip about a couple days into the expedition ya disgusting fucks/

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/At the Twilight Manor/

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The Loki Familia had cold expressions on their face as they strode through the streets into the dungeon, they first went to the Guild to report that they were going to subjugate the 18th floor yet again, since it had been taken back by the dungeon. They were fully equipped with their best gear, had some very good potions that they purchased from the Dian Cecht Familia, who is now a couple million Valis richer, and even went so far as to buy a wagon for material farming. They descended to spiraling stairs as they seek for the man who had beaten them twice. The usual floors were completely empty as they noticed that barely any monsters were spawning from both the walls and ceiling, this was a big sign that Frank had probably added some new monster again as the walls had lost their color again. They decided to take their time and go slowly since it would be the best possible course of action.

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After hitting the 11th floor they decided to make it a temporary base of operations since it would be a while before they could get near to the 18th floor since they were playing it careful. The executives had the rations handed out since it was gonna be a very bad battle for the 18th. Lefiya and the rest of the girls had a bath since they felt gross after the slow and somewhat hot walk to the 11th, the team was wary since the temperature was getting hotter and more humid by the hour for some reason. Riveria opted to use her ice magic to try and cool down the people but Finn said that it would only waste her Mind, and that they should go faster instead to get to the 18th quicker. The team agreed and quickly packed up before getting a move on again.

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/Back to Frank/

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I was having such a nice and trippy dream, I saw this weird ass cow dance and sing about drugs and oblivion, that was pretty vibe until I had to woken up by my fucking alarm. (*groan* Oh my fucking god why is there a fucking alarm?! I just *yawn* woke the fuck up. When the fuck did I set a fucking alarm?) Frank says as he checks his phone and noticed that he made an alarm for the day that the Loki Familia would come back to go against him and his new home. (Well, time to fuck people over!) Frank says with glee as his eyes were still a bit tired from the "hibernation" which lasted for about two to three days before he woke up.

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(Hey Domain, bring me to the 18th Floor, I wanna see how bad it gets for them, and have all the SCP-3199 go to the 18th, I wanna see despair take them over. I wanna see their friends die before their very eyes, I want them to BLEED.) Frank says as his usual dark smile was present once again on his face.

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\Very well Master, also. Why are you so strange?! You act like a madman on one second and a child the next!\ the consciousness asked rank as he was surprised about it but remembered that it had it's own train of thought and emotions and all that junk. (Glad to see that you're actually talking to me like an individual instead of just like a fucking robot.) Frank says as the consciousness stuttered at him. \I-It's not that s-stupid Master! I-I'm just slow in my growth is all!\ the consciousness said as Frank felt that a headache was going to occur any moment now for him. (So, let me get this straight? You act like a child. You have the voice of a child. And you, for some FUCKING reason, have a female voice. Can I please call Child Protective Services before I beat you to a fucking pulp?) Frank asks as the consciousness started to "cry". And it affected the dungeon, seeing how it's currently raining harshly within the 18th. \I-I just wanted to BE USEFUL! Why *sob* can't you see that I'm doing my best to try and appease you?\ the domain consciousness said as Frank just looks at it's screen with a deadpanned expression.

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(I just don't like annoying things that's why.) Frank says as the consciousness continues crying within his mind as he just shrugged it off since it wasn't his full responsibility to take care of the dungeon. Rather, he just wanted to use it for a while since it was fun to fuck around with people, including the consciousness. And this rain was perfect for what was gonna come next

1665 words, yes this took some time again, I was going for something else but I felt sadistic for a moment and you got this shit. Anyways and as always, I'll see you guys, on the dark side of the moon! Peace!

Also please consider ading this book into your library. Okay that's all bye.

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