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The Meme Train

Little thing I decide to write for the fun memes, don't take this way too seriously, if you wanna vote, vote then. Just don't act like an ass. Also the book isn't for anyone of a prudish nature, so yeah, if you are then this ain't your cup of tea, hell it's not even tea, it's a full cup of espresso. Oh yeah, the R-18 tag is there for gore, I don't know know how to write good smut, and I don't plan to write smut in this book any given time. ____________________________________________ Take a look at me for example: I died, that was painful. I got chosen to be entertainment for some dude that I never got to even meet. I cheesed the "golden finger" I got and made an entire world go straight to fuck all. Now I'm just casually being the madman that everyone says I am. Oh, and fuck cultivators. I don't like their kind around here. What do you get? Some random kid being a fucking lunatic that's what! Take a read if you want! You'll definitely regret it! (Disclaimer, I own nothing aside from my MC and any OCs I may cook up, the cover was from google, I just searched Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb and I found Thomas the Thermonuclear Apocalypse, I came looking for copper and I found gold. Also this is a work of fiction, any names that are placed in here are yadda yadda yadda you know the drill, anything in here is coincidental.)

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/With our boy/

(Hot Nickel Ball on a Pussy-Pink Guy)

Let me lick that pussy

(Let me) Let me lick that pussy

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(Let me) Let me lick that pussy

Let me lick that little wittle tiny pussy

I like the tiny pussy

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I just wanna pussy gimme let me lick that tiny pussy

I just wanna lick that tiny pussy please

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I just want to lick that pussy

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let me lick that pussy

Let me lick that little pussy

(Let me) let me lick that little pussy

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(Yeah)

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Let me lick that pussy

(Let me) let me lick that pussy

(Let me) let me lick that pussy

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(Let me) let me lick that pussy

Ooh

I wanna see a hot nickel ball on a pussy

I just wanna see a hot nickel ball on a pussy (x3)

I know I just see a hot nickel ball on a pussy every day

All day hot nickel balls all over my pussy

All over little twats

Little coin slot axe wounds

Little coin slot axe wounds

Ooooh--ooh

I just wanna lick that little little cute little pussy

Cute little cunt cute little twant cute little cunt

Gimme that cute little slit girl

Gimme that cute little twant little cunt little twant

With your cute little cunt little twant

Gimme let me that little pussy

I just wanna lick that little pussy

I just wanna lick that cunt

I just wanna lick that little twat

Hot nickel ball on a pussy

I just wanna see a

Hot nickel ball on a pussy

I just wanna see a cute little twat

Shaking round like a bat

Let me shake it little pussy

Let me shake that little twat

Gimme (gimme) little cunts

(Let me) let me see your cummies man

I just wanna see a little slit, little axe-wound

I just wanna see a little cummy cunt

Cummy little cumming on the cummy on the cummy cunt

Cummy cunt

(Cum)

Ooh

I wanna see a hot nickel ball on a pussy

I just wanna see a hot nickel ball on a pussy

I just wanna see a hot nickel ball on a pussy

I just wanna see a hot nickel ball on a pussy

I know I just see a hot nickel ball on a pussy every day

All day hot nickel balls all over my pussy

All over little twats

Little coin slot axe wounds

Little coin slot axe wounds

Frank bops to the music of Papa Franku as he screws around with the dungeon, making everything more and more toying for him, and annoying for the adventurers. Little does he know that he had a visitor until the dungeon notified him of the presence.

\Master, we have an intruder nearby us, from what I see it's right behind your ba-\ the consciousness was cut off from its speech when Frank turned around and grabbed the said intruder, only to notice it was a blonde woman wearing some sort of hat that was similar to that hat that Indiana Jones wore.

(Okay, who the fuck are you? And how did you get here? And did you hear what I was listening to? If you don't give me an answer I'm feeding you to the fucking leviathans, I'll fucking do it bitch.) Frank says as he looks into the woman's eyes. Until he noticed that they were orange.

(*gasping for air*) the woman tries to breathe, then Frank lets her down and loosens a bit of his grip.

(Sorry, I didn't know gods needed air, you know, cuz you're gods and all that shit? Anyways Hermes, why the fuck are you here? As I remember correctly, you have a Familia to run, so why specifically did you come here? Ouranos? Was it that white bearded piece of shit?) frank says as he looks straight into Hermes' eyes.

{How did he get so much information just from looking at me?! Ouranos was right, this man is way too dangerous!} Hermes thought as she looked at the man who supposedly called himself "Filthy Frank". (As you already know, I'm Hermes, god of travel, and yes my duty was sent by Ouranos to look over your actions. And no, I have no idea what you heard. Was it something important?) the goddess says and lied as she tries to charm Frank, but looking at his face that was masked with darkness, she started to panic before he removed her hat and patted her hair.

(Yeah, I thought that a god's body would have been this perfect, like seriously, you guys really care about vanity huh? And also, what did I say about lying?) Frank asks the goddess as he pet her gently, until he suddenly started clenching her head.

(Ittai! I'm sorry! I did hear what you were listening to! Wait, what did you mean by "Leviathans", you made more of them?! Please don't feed me to them!) she says as she closes her eyes by instinct.

(Hahaha, you'll survive goddess, you'll survive well. To be a bootlicker may make you lose dignity, but at least you're alive, aintcha?) Frank says as he releases his grip on the goddess' head. He then proceeds to return to his phone, grabs it, then gives it to the goddess.

(That, is what is called a "phone" in my old world, now I know what you're thinking, "What do you mean old world?", what I'm trying to say here is that I'm not from your reality, the one you currently exist in now, the one where I am interacting to you in supposed real time. I came from somewhere else, a world where we don't know if our gods even exist. We only live to live in that world.) Frank says to the goddess as her mouth is agape from the information that was given to her.

(S-so, you, how did you get to our world then?) Hermes asked as Frank looks off to the distance,.

(I died in my last world, that's how. Pretty simple, all it took was losing feeling itself as I died, except for pain, that was honestly what I felt when I bit the concrete. Anyways, I met this idiot who judges where souls go, and she gave me a job offer of sorts, to go to worlds and do whatever I pleased. Now this may seem unreal, but it's because of the guy above her, I think she called him the "Big Man" or something, anyways long story short, I got into a new body, I got lucky, and now I'm going to wage a war against you guys for the sake of "fuck you cuz fuck you", yeah.) Frank says as he casually cracks his knuckles.

( . . . . . T-that doesn't sound true. It almost sounded as if you were lying, yet I can't sense you lying to me.) Hermes says as she looks around the dungeon to notice that most of the floor was just white. No monsters, no life, just white. (What are you doing to the dungeon? Don't tell me you're going to?) she says as she notices the landscape had changed in an instant into some sort of ghost town.

(There we go, now that, is what I'd like to see, silence, nothing but silence and the memory of life. Makes me remember why I hated your kind.) Frank says as Hermes raised an eyebrow at what Frank said.

(So, you hate us as much as the dungeon hates us? I suppose that makes sense. Considering the dungeon gets mad whenever we release our divinity.) Hermes says as she looks downcast yet still has the balls to smile.

( . . . . . You kidding me? The dungeon doesn't hate you cuz you blasting your divinity all willy-nilly, it likes it cuz it means more fuel, it's basically a generator that makes its own fuel, it is self-sufficient, but it wouldn't say no to more fuel, you get me? And I hate you guys cuz you're all pretentious bastards who just wanna fuck more things than just each other. Albeit there are the very few respectable ones that I do like, I just don't like you guys because you brought so many terrible things to the table when it came to making us, that it made us question why did we exist. Like what the fuck?) Frank rants to the goddess as she goes wide-eyed at what he said about the dungeon.

(Fuel? So all that death, all of my friends that died, all of the people that lose family, friends, loved ones? They were just fuel?) Hermes falls down as she tried to digest what the madman in front of her said.

(I'm not feeling like taking the soul of another god right now, so I suggest you leave right now unless you wanna get caught and used like a cum sock I'm joking about that last part.) Frank says as he looks away and the floor goes white again.

(*mumbles* I suppose I should just keep the things the same, it is easier that way anyways.) Frank mumbles to himself as Hermes activates her divinity and leaves the second she was allowed to.

(Hey by the way! There's something I needed to tell yo- and she's gone, well that was fast, as expected from a god of travel. Now where were we?) Frank says as a cruel smile blossoms on his face as he continues to tinker around with the floor.