Minecraft Is a Good Game

/Frank POV/

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There was other things that Jun did but those parts aren't really important right now. What was important was that I finally noticed that his dear wife was there, and she was also holding a baby in her arms.

{Well, nice to meet you Momo. Hope to meet you once again.} I thought as I then come out for the rest of the meeting. There wasn't anything else that they talked about aside from the crime rates growing at an alarming rate.

I suppose that All for One decided to have his dear little successor take the steering wheel. And he forgot to put the training wheels on, poor guy. Well, they've got dozens of cops in their payroll, it's not like they can't leave easily.

{Still though, this is pretty odd. All that they're really doing now is talking about the crime rate and some other shit on the side. I really expected more from people like this but I guess my hope is just a dead one.} I thought as I then fell asleep in my grandmother's arms, rest is still important.

(A/N: Unlike me, who's still writing this chapter after the last one.)

(Shut it, I wanna go to nap land.) I muttered through the fourth wall as the damned guy left me alone. Naps are grea-.

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/1 Year Later/

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Well, another year, another moment of disappointment from the people here. There's essentially nothing that I could do aside from waiting for canon to start, doing more Gacha, and thinking about how I'd torture the people that I really don't like.

That's all I've got for myself to survive the boredom. {But seriously man, couldn't you have, I don't know, skipped until I was at least four?!} I screamed at Anti who was enjoying some air-conditioning at night.

(A/N: Again, power is gonna go out the day after tomorrow. Better to start writing now than when I'm lazy tomorrow.)

You know what, fine. Keep writing, but at least make something interesting for me, it's hard to continue this googoo gaga bullshit for too long. I even feel like my braincells are dying right now.

Going back to what I was doing, I was finally able to get a method to split my consciousness, and well, it strangely worked out in my favor. Aside from the fact that I'm getting a light pain in my head once a day whenever I operate both of them, it's working out decently for me.

My original body is okay for now, and it has all of the powers that my main body does. So basically, I had two bodies that have the power of the Slayer, Minecraft, and a super demon of sorts.

Yeah, that means I can sort of balance between my life as a dungeon master, and as a "young master" of the Ricci family. It turns out for some fucking reason, that my grandparents were only able to have my mom when they were younger.

It wasn't that well explained as to why but from the information they gave me via me being a conniving little shit it sounds a lot like a couple miscarriages. That's sad to be real with you guys, like, you're expecting your newborn son and all you get when you walk in is a dead ball of meat. It'st fucked up man.

{Well, they're still good folk despite their kill counts, because when they live in a life like this it's pretty damn obvious that they're killed someone before.} I thought as I thanked them for their toiling to give me a decent existence.

Now, now there wasn't anything else for me to do aside from faking learning how to walk. {Okay, let's start with a crawl and then we can go slow with this.} while thing of that the adults in our family were all in the living room looking at the news.

I'm very surprised that they even watch the news since the people on there either kids the heroes' asses or kiss the villains' asses. Freedom of speech really is a double sided sword.

{Well, at least I'm allowed to say whatever the fuck I want.} it took me a minute of slowly getting up to my knees that I falsely attempted to get up. Well, here's goes nothing!

(Oh my god! Is he walking?) my grandma said as their undivided attention went towards me. All according to plan!

(He is dear! Oh my! Honey get the camera!) my grandfather said as my mom went and ran straight out of the room to go look for a camera, well, hopefully nothing terrible happens soon.

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/2 Years Later/

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Ah, another two years, another moment of waiting for things to happen. Seriously this shit is getting old man! When the fuck are you gonna start the damned story?!

(A/N: Could you calm down? I'm getting really bored right now as to what I wanna do. Plus it's sort of hard for me to do a lot of things when there's some shit I gotta research for this to be a decent arc.)

Well why aren't you researching then?! Aren't you supposed to be my guy who writes about the interesting things that I do?!

(A/N: I feel lazy, that's all.)

You feel LAZY?! Are you joking me?! Why would you feel lazy about writing?! You love to write!

(A/N: I write best at nighttime, that's all. That's when my brain isn't the most bored.)

. . . . Alright I guess that's sort of fair but why is your brain so weird?

(A/N: I dunno, my couple years of existing in the internet really left a dozen scars on my mind, plus I'm still bored of many things.)

You know what fuck it, let's get back to the story. After my initial walk my grandparents have been taking about moving back to America soon. I'm not gonna lie, I'm going to miss them if they do wanna move back.

From what I've gathered from my grandfather who talks way too much when he drinks, and yes, he drinks right in front of a three year old kid, there's a lot of shit starting right now and there's rumors about a new gang trying to take our turfs.

I'm not gonna lie to you, I don't see the reason why you should tell this all to a three year old but I guess the alcohol really hits my family hard. By the time he's done my grandma came in and saw what he was doing right in front of me, and so, I would like the my fellow brethren to give an F to the old man.

F.

Well, now that's been dealt with, it's time for you all to learn what my family's Quirks are! From my grandparents, they've got a really simple, but really strong Power Quirk or some shit. I wasn't able to see that much since they essentially only bring me outside whenever they feel like it.

Any other times would just be me sitting in the dining table bring attended to by a maid. And for some damned reason, they only hire MAIDS. I understand as to why you would hire helpers BUT COME ON! WHAT IS IT WITH FATE TRYING TO PULL A SNEAKY ON ME?!

I'm not even trying to do anything to it?! I just destroyed a world is all! There really isn't anything else!

[Host, there has been a major update as of recently. This entails the absolving of the tier system for the [Gacha]. This means that there is no longer a [Normal], [Rare, or [Legendary] ticket. The [Gacha] will only be based upon your full luck Host. Which was calculated before.]

. . . . No. No, not cool! Not cool Anti! Not cool man! What the fuck is all of this shit?!

(A/N: To make things easier for me asshat.)

Fuck you! This is some bullshit! Arrghhh! Fine! Can't do anything without any problems opening up. Alright. I guess I'll just go and return to what I was saying before. My parents have a bit more varying abilities for a reason that I haven't discovered yet.

My mom seems to have some sort of space-time manipulation and my dad seems to follow along the rest of the family. I have no idea as to why my mom is the outlier in the family when it comes to Quirks.

Whatever the divines have planned for me, I'll still fuck em all up! It's what I can do very well! Also, thankfully I was able to change a massive thing about the world now! The Domain is now right underneath Southeast Asia! This is amazing!

I can now have it create random "1st Floors" and let people spelunk inside of it! And when they discover the monsters! *laughs like a freak mentally* oh it's gonna be a fun fun time! And wait until they find that one cunt that I finally have back inside these walls baby! That's right! I got the OEBD muthafuckas!

I had no idea when the dungeon was able to give birth to another one of it but this time, it's stronger since it was able to idea lot more Souls in it's conception. And by a lot more, well why don't you take a look?

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\Souls: 314,432,300 -> 432,300(+1,000,000/per week)

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Humanoids(on all floors): 38

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Xenos: 12,284 (all)\

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Yep, that's right! Se decided to use as many of the fucking souls as she could to make sure that the damned thing wouldn't be so weak anymore! I am mildly concerned for the people in this world.

Like, you have a fucking dragon from the supposed Age of Heroes and the average human living in this planet is NOT allowed to use their natural powers to survive here!

Holy fuck that's some next level shit of dumb! I am sad that the people nowadays are so embroiled in the "beauty" of being a hero that shit like this is would wipe them off of the face of the Earth.

Well, I guess they do need a wake up call, and guess what cunts, Filthy Frank is gonna be making his debut, co-hosting done by Pink Guy! Let the show begin motherfuckers! Hahahaha!

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/Other Body Of MC POV/

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Well, it's time to cause some mass panic and fear! I quickly donned on my fanciest attire and put on my favorite Foundation mask. It's time to give the public and the private cunts a real villain who could give some proper chaos.

(Domain! You already know what to do.) I said as the little girl nodded her head and raised her arm. Suddenly, a dozen tremors started to occur as the Domain started to grow multiple entrances to the dungeon itself.

Now this was going to be a very difficult thing to take in. First and foremost the problem with multiple entrances makes it where there is the off chance where somebody gets lost and ends up in the opposite side of the country.

I was planning to make this even harder by having the dungeon do it's natural path changing routine, except it's gonna be done every hour! That way absolutely no maps can ever be made of this place! Now that's gonna be an absolute nightmare for them! : D

Second off, since there isn't a fucking Ouranos here in this world, that means that dungeon breaks can occur. Which consequently means that a lot of people are going to die a lot more often than usual!

Now, for the heroes, there isn't much I have planned for them. If they die then they die, I'll just shove their souls into personal attack monsters. If they live, they get to keep the monster stones from the other monsters that they're killed.

Albeit they aren't gonna be able to get any Excelia since I made sure to tell the Domain to keep the Excelia numbers low for all of the monsters! Even the bosses are gonna be terribly weak!

And to really hit the deal they they're gonna be in for hell, I'm gonna have the Familias that live here go around any random time. Yep, I have issues that I don't know how I solve. But it's funny for the readers to see me torture people!

And now, let the show begin anew!