Milwaukee Pasta Bandit Found Dead~

/Frank POV/

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Well, now that he's been dealt with, I should go and check up on Momo. Sure I want to go and beat Bakugo into a near bloody pulp, but I still have to go and help my partner out. That and Midoriya is also up again.

(Well, I didn't expect for you to be able to handle that much blunt trauma. Say Midoriya, on a scale of 1 to 10, how great was my acting?) I joked around with him as I chuckled a bit. Well he laughed along with me, so that was interesting.

(Well, I don't really know Franku-san, how about you keep your focus on the person that you should be dealing with?) he said to me as I noticed that Bakugo was almost up the stairs. (Oh hell no you are not!) I shouted as I ordered Silver Chariot to go into Act II and slice up the stairs.

It "upgraded" and then soon went after the rowdy blonde fuck. The stairs were completely turned into fine dust as Bakugo fell down superhero landing style. (Wow, I did not see that coming.) I said as I then laughed a little bit more.

(Alrighty lads, I think we should end this right about now.) I said as I then let Midoriya get in front of Bakugo for a final confrontation. Now here's the reason why I'm doing this. Midoriya is a very intelligent individual and would usually have Bakugo take me on so that he could subdue Momo and take the bomb.

However, he can't necessarily do that since Bakugo's already at his limit and seems to be close to a blind rage, now he can't send Bakugo to go and deal with Momo since he might blow up the bomb, thus signalling their defeat and my win.

(Come on boys! Let's get rough!) I should say them as I soon launched myself at them with Argent Energy infused legs that kicked the concrete off the building. Midoriya soon casted this sort of Mana Shield spell that he quite the pretty circuit to it.

He then relied on Bakugo to jump over the shield via a mildly controlled explosion form his palm, this catapulting him right in front of me.

{Wait, did he ju-} I thought you myself as I noticed that Bakugo, the absolute buffoon that he was, pulled the pin on his forearm grenades. {You son of a bitch.} I thought as I quickly dashed off to the side and ordered King Crimson to slow time down as much as possible.

And as soon as it occurred, I watched the motherfucker's Quirk go off. The fuck really had to give extra power just to fight me? And this was a spar, nonetheless. Provided that explosion wouldn't kill me, it would be fucking annoying to have to protect Momo as well, so I did the only natural thing that I should do.

I quickly went to Midoriya, resumed time for a fraction of a millisecond, had King Crimson chuck him in front of Bakugo, and then constantly use the Time Slow multiple times to pull this off.

This is what's gonna happen, Midoriya is about to take the full brunt of an angry hormonal teenager's big explosion, who so happens to be his childhood bully/friend. I am intentionally making this sound wrong so that you guys'll be disgusted and post desgustang memes here.

Anyways, now it's an experiment, Mana versus the Quirk. Who will win? A green haired kid who wants to become a hero whilst simultaneously using an unknown energy given to the people via a man who wishes to destroy the world?

Or, an angry naturally blonde haired kid who can't help but feel like he's entitled to everything. He's almost like Joffrey from GoT, except with a smaller murder boner. Actually scratch that he's exactly like less rabid Joffrey.

(It was at this moment that Bakugo knew, he fucked up.) I commentated on what was happening right in front of me as the explosion from the kid's forearm gauntlet detonated, blasting off half of the building with it.

(*mildly coughs from the dust* I did not expect for that explosion to be that big!) I said as I looked to see Bakugo smack dab knocked the fuck out in the pillar of the building. Well, Midoriya's case is a bit more, how do you say it? Brutal.

I see a couple of his bones jutting out, there's third degree burns from all that explosive going to his arms, and there were even second degree burns all around his face.

(Umm, All Might! I think you should call in some paramedics!) I shouted to the viewing area as the man soon jumped out and went to cater to the two of them. He was a bit more careful with Midoriya since he was the most injured at the moment.

Bakugo however was knocked out bad, but there's nothing coming out, and didn't seem like there was internal bleeding. . . right? Bah, he's probably fine, he's got that plot armor around him, he's not gonna die from something like getting blasted into the wall!

Well, I then called Momo to come out since the exercise was a complete failure. Well, it wasn't a total failure since the others also had their own battles against each other but for our round, well, things as you could tell took the wrong turn.

{Man, that's not gonna be a good thing, how the shit am I supposed to explain this to Miss Inko?} I thought as I then felt mildly sad for the woman. She was a great mother who had to go through a lot, and now she's gonna have to deal with the news of her son getting injure during battle practice of all things.

Well, that's not necessarily my problem is it? Despite me being Midoriya's boss he's sorta liable for the injuries that happened to him. I mean sure I may have set up the scene for it to occur, but come on, if the rabid shit didn't pull the pin we wouldn't be in this sort of situation!

Well there's no actual problems since, you guessed it, Recovery Girl. Yeah, having a Quirk that's capable of stimulating the healing process of a person's body via making their energy be used up faster is sort of a cheat.

And after we brought the two of them to the infirmary, and with a look of absolute shock in her face, she kissed them both and they healed up. She kissed their little boo-boos and they went bye bye, hahahahaha, oh I'm never gonna let them live this down.

Until, she looked at me with smack me on the head. *thwacking intensifies* (Ow.) I said as she then put me into yet another extremely long lecture about how I shouldn't do this to my classmates. (Yeah, I can see where I went wrong. I was on high adrenaline mode after noticing that Bakugo went and pulled the pin on his forearm gauntlets, I didn't really know what that meant at first, but I got the idea since it was quite literally shaped and designed like a grenade.)

After I spoke those words Recovery Girl soon told me that I'm supposed to go to the Principal's office afterwards, so I just left and tried my best to find it. And unfortunately, I'm not good with directions, so I just had the system chart a course and followed it to a tee.

And thus, I am now sitting in the principal's office looking at the short rodent dude who drinks a lot of fucking tea. I mean, why though? Sure you went through something yet, you know what? Fuck it, I'm not asking anymore.

I got lectured again, which wasn't all that great since the chair that I was sitting in was at his level, which subsequently meant that I was sitting in a kiddie chair. Yeah, that's a bit weird when you think about it.

(Well then Ricci-san, I'll still have to report this to your parents since this was an incident that included you.) he finally said to me as I then nodded. I wasn't in the wrong, so I'm not really gonna get screwed.

(Well that's fair, can't have my mom doing the work herself.) I said to him as I looked around the mildly spacious room. It was, well, minimalistic to best describe it. There's no real way to make it up.

So after that whole fiasco, I soon saw my mom and dad who picked me up in the family limo, and then they talked with me for a bit. Luckily, I didn't get my ass grounded again, which is a fucking blessing!

(Well, I don't really know what to say mom. I was doing my best to keep them away and I saw an opportunity to knock them both out.) I lied as naturally as I breathed. I'm not the good guy, no matter how hard you try to look at it as.

(Well that's fine sweetie! Your father and I have been busy lately, and I feel as I I should be connecting with my son more often since we finally have the time to do so.) she said to me as she was still wearing some designer clothes.

I'm not gonna lie, wherever they're working from must me mildly interesting for them to seem so happy to be with me. That, or they really want to find an excuse to stay away from work for the time being.

(It's alright mom, I'm just glad that you guys are here.) I said to them. as my mother pulled me into another bone crushing hug yet again. This isn't the funnest thing in the world.

And now, another night of me having to cater to their needs, well not really but at least things are gonna be looking up for the other me . . . . . right?

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/Dungeon Frank POV/

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Well, I didn't exactly think that that's what's gonna happen. I mean, I understand that I had to hide my powers aside from the Stands, but come on! At least our up a bigger show than just that!

(Man, I should probably try and see what's on the itinerary? Oh wait, I don't have anything to do as well!) I shouted to myself as I then wanted something to do. I mean, it's been literal fucking weeks since I could do something this dumb, but goddamn! I can finally buy the Orks! Now I had the Domain do it's damndest to copy it to a tee, and it worked!

There are now Orks within my arsenal, and as a safety precaution, I have them to recognize me as the "Biggest Bozz". Now that's a spicy fucking meatball if I haven't ever seen it.

(Ohohohoho, wait until they see this monstrosity!) I said to myself as I soon noticed that someone was watching me from behind. An it was my dear little goddess, Ereshkigal.

(Is something the matter Eresh?) I asked her as she just hugged me from behind. Now keep in mind that I'm quite taller than her, so this was an odd sight for you to imagine up. She didn't say anything to me, which somewhat confused me until I felt some sort of suction in my back.

She was smelling me, oh boy, that's not good. (Come on Eresh, if you want to just stay with me then there's nothing wrong with that.) I said to her as she then looked at me and pouted.

(I really don't like the fact that I'm still in this human form. You don't really know what I look like.) she said to me as I was mildly confused until I went oh.

I had completely forgotten that the gods in Danmachi aren't technically in their real forms since it's only them in physical bodies. (Whatever you look like, does it truly matter in the end? You're still my goddess, and I am but the Captain of your Familia. Your will supersedes mine no matter what.) I sort of flirted with her, which strangely enough made her blush as she looked at me.

( And remember, I am your child, even in death.) I finally said to her as she held both my cheeks and kissed me on the lips.