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The Meme Train

Little thing I decide to write for the fun memes, don't take this way too seriously, if you wanna vote, vote then. Just don't act like an ass. Also the book isn't for anyone of a prudish nature, so yeah, if you are then this ain't your cup of tea, hell it's not even tea, it's a full cup of espresso. Oh yeah, the R-18 tag is there for gore, I don't know know how to write good smut, and I don't plan to write smut in this book any given time. ____________________________________________ Take a look at me for example: I died, that was painful. I got chosen to be entertainment for some dude that I never got to even meet. I cheesed the "golden finger" I got and made an entire world go straight to fuck all. Now I'm just casually being the madman that everyone says I am. Oh, and fuck cultivators. I don't like their kind around here. What do you get? Some random kid being a fucking lunatic that's what! Take a read if you want! You'll definitely regret it! (Disclaimer, I own nothing aside from my MC and any OCs I may cook up, the cover was from google, I just searched Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb and I found Thomas the Thermonuclear Apocalypse, I came looking for copper and I found gold. Also this is a work of fiction, any names that are placed in here are yadda yadda yadda you know the drill, anything in here is coincidental.)

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/Deku's POV/

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Franku-san, for all the things that I know about him, there are about thee times more that I don't. But the best thing that I can respect him for is being true to himself no matter what. Even though he does really stupid things most of the time, he always manages to find a way to make it slightly useful for us, at the very least. And that's why I trust him for sending us on this trip. I was even able to get better at using magic thanks to this new energy that he showed us, I didn't really know what to expect of it at first, but I can say with certainty that I'm happy that I followed his advice and used it. Now, I'm already more than seventy and I'm still in a body that's around my early twenties.

It's miraculous, and the best thing is that I got even more powerful. He said that it does have it's own forms of attacks, but at the level that I am right now it would be better for me to use it as a supplementary energy to make my Mana stronger and more powerful. I really felt the effects and it showed, since there was that one time that I was experimenting with fire in the ice zone of the dungeon and it was amazing to look at. The little fireball that I shot out melted most of the ice in a mildly large radius. I was shocked until I remembered what he said.

And let's not forget the fact that he even went out of his way to give me some sort of seed that makes me even better at fire magic! And now, he's sending me, Hestia-sama, Belle, and Stain one a journey to look for the rest of them. He said that he would let us decide who would get what seed, and honestly, I'm thankful that he gave us this choice. Now he's sending a hoverheli for us to make use of while we're going out on an adventure. He would occasionally call in to see what we would be doing, and it's really cool that he does.

(Alright then lads and two lassies, I believe that this'll be goodbye for now. Don't worry about your rooms, I'll make sure not to accidentally turn it into a storage area or worse. Also, if any of you see a white haired, slightly aloof girl walking around with a book in hand, report back to me and we'll have to discuss what we're gonna be doing with her.) he said as the rest of us nodded along. (But Franku-san, what exactly is the reason why you want to talk about this person?) Hestia-sama said as he pointed at her smiled. (The reason is that she's a bit of a threat to whatever the hell you wanna do, or more specifically, her family, her lover and just about everyone affiliated with her. I may have something terrible and she's the product of a reality that may have gone fucked to the fucked.) he said as I and the rest of us were confused before he sighed.

(Look, you don't need to follow what I say, but if you listen to her story, you'll start to think of me as the "oh-so bad guy" again and it'll be a pain to try and tell you all the entire shebang of what happened.) he said to us as I nodded and said (You don't need to worry Franku-san, we'll call you up if something like that occurs.) I said as he said (Why thank you Midoriya! See guys, this is the reason why I trust him a little bit more than the rest of you. Well, there's a couple reasons why I don't, but let's be fair, there's always a reason to not trust a person.) he said he walked away from us and the hoverheli, waving behind and saying (Ciao.)

Well, I guess it must be really important for him to know yet location of that girl that he talked about. Maybe it's love? Oh wait a minute! Ereshkigal is still his girlfriend! Of course it's not love, he adores her way too much. It must be something about her that he's being cautious about. (Well I guess we have to pack up now.) Stain-sensei said as I and Belle nodded while Hestia-sama was still fuming. (Now wait just a moment, why would and should we trust and follow that guy's words! Belle-chan, can't you see that he has nefarious ideas about her!) she said as me and Belle looked at each other and shrugged. (Hestia-sama, as much as I don't trust Franku-san, I can trust Midoriya-kun for any information about why we're doing anything.) Belle said as I smiled a little while we're still piling the things in the hoverheli. I really think that this trip isn't going to be all that bad.

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/Frank POV/

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Okay everyone. I believe that you are all waiting and wondering about why I said that little thing about the birdie princess. Simple, I have, about, a little percentage's worth of doubt that she may have died in the nuke. Now you may be slightly mad for me when I said that, but we have to take a lot of precautions with this. I can't say for sure that the information that I got from the Black Moon Guild can be followed to the tee, but it is still information nonetheless. There's a lot of feints that one could pull in the info game, and this? This is slightly worrying. That's because she's a girl that just saw her and her entire family, empire, and people die right in front of her without her being able to do a single thing. The nullification effect from the planes that brought those nukes were still on, and there was a gun to the heads of the cultivators that were piloting the crafts, but the chances of her still being on this rock are always, and I really mean in every scenario, non-zero. It's definitely not me making use of Epitaph to change fate slightly to try and entice a different and stronger version of Yun Che to this reality and killing him for his soul to make a new monster, obviously not. I already have a weaker soul with me, and I already made use of it.

Do I want to try and explain what creature that I've brought along for the fuckening? Not really, I still haven't thought of a good boss type design for what I wanna do to his soul. But there is another creature that I have been dying to add to my little roster of madness. Another SCP. Oh yeah, baby, we about to add a dangerous hunter type to this. And guess what? This little cunt isn't even a carbon-based lifeform. And it lives in America, so let me intro-fucking-duce you to the newest member and warrior that you could use in the dungeon. That's right asshats! I bring you, SCP-745!

Here's the little bit of information that comes along with the thing. Please be warned that this little bugger is just a fucking menace: SCP-745 is a bipedal nocturnal predator. The head is a bloated sack of clear skin that lacks visible sensory organs or a skull. The brain of the creature can be directly observed and is wrapped in a web of bio-luminescent organs below the skin. Skin covering the rest of the body has a deep black coloration. Living specimens of SCP-745 are capable of producing a steady output of 1400 to 3200 lumens from their head. At night, this effectively obscures the rest of the body and gives the appearance of a floating point of light. When defending itself or communicating with other members of its species, this light has been observed to change color and flash in specific patterns. SCP-745's genetic structure is not carbon based.

SCP-745 almost exclusively hunts in pairs along remote sections of highway. Two specimens are capable of moving at speeds of up to 180 km per hour in perfect unison, taking the appearance of the headlights on a fast moving vehicle. SCP-745 targets lone vehicles on the highway, and hunting pairs will attempt to run the driver off the road by pursuing or charging their target. Once their prey swerves off the road or comes to a stop, the pair will separate to directly assault and consume the vehicle's occupants. SCP-745 has not yet been directly observed while feeding as captured specimens will not eat, and successful attacks have yet to leave any witnesses behind. SCP-745 rarely leaves any remains behind apart from scraps of clothing and shoes. Vehicles recovered after SCP-745 attacks rarely show any sign of forced entry and are covered with the child-like hand prints from SCP-745's front paws. Yes, it's essentially nocturnal hunter. Yes, it doesn't technically have any special traits aside from that, but that's the thing. I want to design an entire floor of dim lights, long, straight corridors, and all that other shebang.

Oh don't worry little children, I am to going it a little bit. The bulb sac that they have is doing to be slightly more controllable by them, I also redesigned them to be able to consume carbon-based lifeforms even though they don't technically need them at all. And I also added a little bit more speed into their bodies. Their strength is long distance travel, and I intend to make use of it myself. Sure there may be a little bit more than I could do, but come on, we all wanna see this nightmare fueled bitch go toe to toe with other creatures.

Well I could technically make their feet padded and their claws retractable and lockable, lockable in the sense that they can lock it in flared mode for the use of running. I know, it's really scary for me to try and change these little cunts, but don't worry, I won't fuck this up.

Also, I actually have been the crab with a top hat, and he's still going on like a little legend. He also dances to the Crab Rave whenever I play it, so there's that. Ah well, I could also go and let my monkeys ride these fucking creatures and order a fucking 0-2-5 Sniper Monkey to go horseback and snipe a couple thousand dudes or dudettes. Like, have you seen the sher pop count that the thing gets alone? Not to mention whenever they all have Alch Buffs, 2-0-5 Homelands and Perma-Buffs from the Engineer. I really shouldn't be allowed to interact with anyone with all these sorts of powers in hand. Also, the girls and just about everyone in the dungeon can cultivate, I made a deal with their gods and they've been wanting me to change up how their cultivation works. Do you know, just how fucking difficult was it to try and change that shit? Extremely, I quite literally spent multiple hours, if not MONTHS, trying to alter how exactly the cultivation would add to your lifespan. Good news, you can technically "recharge" your lifespan via my method, bad news is that you can only get to a certain level of power depending on how many entrances you've got yourself.

Yeaaaaaah, you can see just how broken it is. But the effects are actually pretty good, if you've gotten yourself two hours of cultivating, that amounts, by the way this is with really pure PE, to about two decades of living. So if they were to spend like, three hours meditating and sucking energy for an entire week, they got themselves 21 decades of energy. You know what that means? Twenty fucking one decades worth of walking in this dungeon. Yes, it's ludicrous as shit, but let's be fair, it's funny for me. But seriously though, 210 years of being able to live longer. That's mad. I could literally spend like, I don't know, a month in there, and shit would just hit the fan. If not for the fact that I was already immortal. Now all I really have to do is find a better way to do this. And guess what? That's what me making the nullification reactor is for.

You know that we get the energy from the "treasures" and all that shit, well, I make use of it by giving it the girls, the people in the dungeon, and even some of the monsters so that they could get stronger. Well, the normally people don't know this, and I intend to make sure that they never know this. The council members have all already retired and some o them even passed away, and there are new people with the same masks in Central. This is getting really convoluted, so I'll end it right there.

2153 words. Yeah, you can really see that I may have gone a bit overboard with this story. Well I do have the idea to make an original that'll be slightly, more, you know, serious, but that's if the future allows it. Anyways and as always, I'll see you guys, on the dank side of the moon! Peace out everybody~ Goodbye~

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