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The Meme Train

Little thing I decide to write for the fun memes, don't take this way too seriously, if you wanna vote, vote then. Just don't act like an ass. Also the book isn't for anyone of a prudish nature, so yeah, if you are then this ain't your cup of tea, hell it's not even tea, it's a full cup of espresso. Oh yeah, the R-18 tag is there for gore, I don't know know how to write good smut, and I don't plan to write smut in this book any given time. ____________________________________________ Take a look at me for example: I died, that was painful. I got chosen to be entertainment for some dude that I never got to even meet. I cheesed the "golden finger" I got and made an entire world go straight to fuck all. Now I'm just casually being the madman that everyone says I am. Oh, and fuck cultivators. I don't like their kind around here. What do you get? Some random kid being a fucking lunatic that's what! Take a read if you want! You'll definitely regret it! (Disclaimer, I own nothing aside from my MC and any OCs I may cook up, the cover was from google, I just searched Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb and I found Thomas the Thermonuclear Apocalypse, I came looking for copper and I found gold. Also this is a work of fiction, any names that are placed in here are yadda yadda yadda you know the drill, anything in here is coincidental.)

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/With Lili/

It's been about two days since I met that man, he acted pretty mean the first time I met him but after he said those mean things he apologized, and I fell asleep on his leg. That was one of the most embarrassing moment I ever experienced. I then woke up with a blanket on me, and a note right next to me, it read. (If you're awake just go to the box that looks heavy, the one that's bright blue, it should have about a couple weeks worth of food in it. Also if you need to go to the toilet then you just go to your right and you'll see a door. That's the bathroom. I'm probably gonna be out for a couple hours or days at a time. Anyways yeah.) Was what the note said, as there wasn't a name signed on it.

Huh. I guess you wouldn't really trust someone when they've just been kicked in the nuts by you. And probably saw your face. And probably tried to kill you with a knife. I'll just stop thinking about it. I then looked into the chest and saw a bunch of food wrapped in some sort of see-through cloth, another note was on top of it all saying that I should remove the cloth if I want to eat the food, and that I should be careful as it's very hot. So I followed the instructions and ate, and it was really tasty.

After eating I then looked for the bathroom that he wrote about and saw a toilet and a bathtub with no bucket. another note was in the bathtub saying that the water come from this thing called a "faucet". I didn't really get it at first but I didn't mind anyways as it was so that I could get clean. After bathing I just waited around for a couple hours before going to sleep again.

I woke up again and did the same things as yesterday and then was just minding my business when the light returned. And he was back, holding a bag of jagamarukun and telling me a couple things. for some reason, the way he talked made me have a warm feeling in my chest, and when he talked to me I felt my cheeks and my ears go hot. I really don't know what's going on with me, I really hope it isn't bad.

/With Frank/

Okay why is the Pallum loli falling for me? Why have the flag gods decided for me to get this? I'm not lookin' for pussy right now. Just why? Ah fuck it I'll burn that bridge when I cross it. Anyways, after giving her a fried potato I then chatted with her, now this is where shit gets a tad bit serious.

(So remember the thing I told you about? The proposition I have?) Frank asks Lili.

(Umm, yes. Yes I do, what did you want to ask of me?) she replies as Frank then sits down on the mattress and leans his back forward. (I wanna hire you as a secretary!) Frank says with a friendly tone in his voice. (Umm, why would you want to hire me? And what would I even do?) she asks our hero as he then explains her occupation. (This is all you would be doing, should you choose to accept it.) he says as Lili then weighs her choices. (I'm sorry but I just don't trust you enough, I don't mean that you're a bad guy! I just mean I don't know if I can fully trust you.) she says as Frank walks up to the food chest, opens it, grabs a bag of Lays®, opens it, and proceeds to gorge himself.

(*munch* Yeah I honestly expected as much *munches more* Hell, even I don't trust myself, can't be too paranoid amirite? *munches then gulps down food* anyways I guess I should actually tell you my name, it's Frank. No surname that I remember.) Frank says as he reaches out his hand to the girl, still covered in salt and oil. (I guess you already know my name Mr. Frank, it's Liliruca Arde, but I prefer to be called Lili.) she says as she shakes Frank's hand. (Good so here's how this'll go down, I'm going to teleport you back to the surface, you'll head to the Guild when it's at late hours, and you'll ask for Ouranos, tell anyone that Frank sent you, the old man probably told them already. Then if I were you, you could work under the Guild, you'd be safe with them for the foreseeable future.) Frank says as she contemplates the plan he made.

(How much time did you spend on thinking that? Did you really expect for me to decline your offer?) she asks as Frank nods his head. (Yeah, and I just made up that plan right now since one cannot have a giant giant brain with a giant peen, a balance must be kept.) Frank says with a sagely voice as Lili finally understands what kind of person he is. (You have a problem, you need help.)she says with mock anger in her eyes and voice. (Don't we all? We're not perfect, and nobody is pure forever, everything corrupts eventually.) Frank says with strangely cold eyes, but it disappears as they regain their light.

(Anyways, I'll leave you with some knowledge, you'll fall in love with someone with white hair and red eyes, and they might be a girl. Yep, that's how it'll go for you.) Frank says as he then waves his hand as she was covered with white light.

{Well then, time for me to make it now, I wonder if I could talk with her maybe?} Frank thinks as he then goes to see what things he'll need for it.

/With Belle/

It's been about a day since I've been able to find a Familia, everyone either says I'm too weak, or that I'm not suited to be an adventurer. I don't care what they say, I will fulfill my grandfather's dream! No matter how long it'll take! Nonetheless, it feels like I've been walking for ages, I guess I'll take a seat for now.

Belle, deciding to rest for a few minutes started to think who would accept her into their familia. She had no real talent aside from knowing the basic knife tutorials her grandfather left her. she then decided to take a nap for the time being since she felt really tired.

/With Hestia/

It was another day after work and the words of the man who called himself filthy still rung through her head as she walked her way back to the church her friend Hephaestus lent her after she kicked her out. As she walked she noticed somebody on a bench nearby, the figure had white hair and seemed to be asleep on the bench. remembering what the man said, she then waked up the person who was asleep. They then woke up as Hestia looked at them and said (Hi! Do you have a Familia?).

/Back to the rabbit/

There was this woman who waked me up, she was wearing a dress and had white gloves on, but the greatest thing about her was that she was beautiful. also he breasts were huge but that's beside the point here. What really shocked me was the question she asked me, (Hi! Do you have a Familia?) is she some kind of goddess? If so then what kind of goddess? Would she treat me kindly? Or is she lying to me?

(I can see that you don't really believe me, I understand, I mean, I myself have failed to get a familia member for fifty times in a row, and usually the reasons for them coming in was that I was just a pretty goddess, so I sort of turned them down.) Hestia says as Belle then looks at her. (Umm I'm sorry but I don't really know if I shoul-) belle says as Hestia then waves both her hands towards Belle and spoke in a (I'm sorry I didn't know that I was making you uncomfortable! I just thought I could say something cool I'm really sorry!) Hestia says to Belle as Belle was shocked at the actions of this goddess but then thought it was kind of funny. (it's okay, my name is Belle Cranel, I'm 13 years old and I came from a village far from Orario. What's yours?)

(My name is Hestia, I'm the goddess of the hearth and home. It's nice to meet to you Bell, would you like to join my familia?) she asked Belle as she accepted. Come on, follow me! I know the perfect place to give you your Falna!) she says as she then leads Belle away.

/With our Boy/

{Hoh? Looks like everything is going according to keikaku! How useful, I wonder what might change in the future? Bah humbug! I'll deal with the future when it comes closer! In the meantime, time to try and build that bitch up! I got myself some pretty good shit exchanged from the Luck I have, then again the materials are the exact same as the normal design but still! Well then, let the show begin.} Frank thinks to himself as he tries to create the weapon he had been given the information about, as the plot begins to stir up.

1581 words, I was getting a bit of a block on this chap ngl, also look at the chap titles and you'll see something interesting! Anyways, and as always, I'll see ya bitching Billys, on the dark side of the moon! Peace!

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