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The Meme Train

Little thing I decide to write for the fun memes, don't take this way too seriously, if you wanna vote, vote then. Just don't act like an ass. Also the book isn't for anyone of a prudish nature, so yeah, if you are then this ain't your cup of tea, hell it's not even tea, it's a full cup of espresso. Oh yeah, the R-18 tag is there for gore, I don't know know how to write good smut, and I don't plan to write smut in this book any given time. ____________________________________________ Take a look at me for example: I died, that was painful. I got chosen to be entertainment for some dude that I never got to even meet. I cheesed the "golden finger" I got and made an entire world go straight to fuck all. Now I'm just casually being the madman that everyone says I am. Oh, and fuck cultivators. I don't like their kind around here. What do you get? Some random kid being a fucking lunatic that's what! Take a read if you want! You'll definitely regret it! (Disclaimer, I own nothing aside from my MC and any OCs I may cook up, the cover was from google, I just searched Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb and I found Thomas the Thermonuclear Apocalypse, I came looking for copper and I found gold. Also this is a work of fiction, any names that are placed in here are yadda yadda yadda you know the drill, anything in here is coincidental.)

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Broke The Limit

/Frank POv/

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And after all of that shit that occurred in the yard, we were finally in a good enough room that I could finally have some peace and quiet. (Alright then, you'll be staying in this interrogation room for the time being until we can call up someone to get a testimony for you.) the officer that was escorting me said as I then talked to him.

(I want someone in particular.) I said as the officer then looked at me and talked back to me (You really have the balls to make demands even though you're right here, coming in willingl-) he rambled on as I then rolled my eyes and said to him (Bring in Detective Tsukauchi, because he's the only one that I will willingly talk to.)

After saying my piece I then looked at the steel chair and sat on it. It was cold, I like cold chairs. (Come on then! Can't have me waiting forever, you don't wanna know what may happen when I decide to leave from boredom.)

I made a light threat as I then put my head down on the table and decided to just rest for a minute. The officer that came with me from all this way was still extremely sceptical of what I would do, so he then called up a bunch of the adventurers to come into the room with me.

Now please take into consideration that this room was tiny, and there could only be at least four people before we started to get cramped up in here. He called in the strongest available ones that he could call in. And when they saw me, oh boy was it an interesting moment.

One of them was a woman who carried a greatsword, which by its size alone could probably kill a goblin. Thankfully they're stronger now. (Well isn't this quite the interesting lineup. We have a male mage, a female archer, a female greatsword user, and finally what seems to be a mildly lanky man with a spear.) I mildly insulted all of them as they recoiled from the sight of me.

(Oh don't be like that, I was the one who gave you all power after all. So, pray tell, which Familia are you a part of?) I asked as they didn't even try to answer. (Do they still keep placing the Falna on your backs? I voiced my concerns with the gods that they shouldn't do it that way since it's a bit of a hassle for them and for you.)

As I talked to them I noticed that they still had their guards up, keep their hands on their weapons for the slight possibility that I would try and kill them. (Could you please not act like that during story time? It's always quite annoying whenever someone keeps their guards up when I have no need for it if I want to kill all of you.) I said as I rested my head on my hand.

(Now, I don't suppose that your gods have given you an adventurer name, since you all seem to have quite the interesting strengths.) I said as I then looked at them all one by one.

(Hey.) the spearman spoke as I then looked at him. (Yes? Do go on.) I answered him as he then continued. (Why did you give us this power? Is it really because you need adventurers strong enough to fight against whatever may occur?)

I then looked at him and then tilted my head. (Whatever could you mean? It is my duty to cause this, not due to me having fun.) I lied as the spearman then seemed to have his mood soured.

(You're lying! I know it!) he said as he then pointed the blade at me. (I know that you aren't doing this for some sort of "duty" or whatever the hell it is you think, but I know that you're doing this because you wanted to do it, right?) he said as he then pushed the spear as close as possible to my neck.

(You know, you remind me of someone.) I said as I stood up from my seat. (He was just like you, he believed in something, and it wasn't wrong. He was smart enough to know that he shouldn't have fucked with me.) I continued on as the neck was already pressing straight into my neck.

I didn't move a single inch forward as I then fiddled with my mask and removed it, making sure that the face that was shown was my true face, the Sebastian one. (But he failed at that, and I slaughtered him and his team, I crippled their weakest member, I ripped through another and I killed the last one by putting a bullet in her head.)

As I finished my part I then pulled my Glock out and showed it to them. (This gun in my hand was the exact gun that I used to kill her, did you know that? She used a lot of ice magic, and her student was the one that I left alive.)

I then put it back into my inventory as I then grabbed the head of the spear and subsequently crushed it. (Don't make the same mistake as them.) I said to him as I flared my eyes with their red. A single drop of sweat soon started to come down his face as I then sat back down.

(Now, all of you, get out of here.) I said as I then shooed them away. This was going to be a very long waiting time. But I can wait, I'm always ready to wait for things to happen. It's all just a matter of time.

They all left the room as I'm left to fiddle with myself as I then decide to just disassemble my guns. First I pulled the Glock out again and removed everything apart and lay it neatly on the table. I then pulled the Bolter as I then whistled from the beauty of this beast.

This was gonna be a very long time for me to deal with something like this. And after about two hours of me waiting for somebody to come into the room, I finally hear the doorknob being turned. I was already done putting my guns back together, so there wasn't all that much for me to do.

And when I saw the very man in front of me, I was almost feeling like I should laugh out loud. (Hello there Detective.) I said as he then looked at the weapons on the table. (Oh don't worry about these little toys of mine, I was just getting bored of waiting so I started to break them down and rebuild them a couple times.) I explained to the man as he then nodded at my words.

(So then, why exactly did you turn yourself in?) he said as he then played an old school recorder. (That's a very interesting device that you have there, you know I've never really seen those things outside of places where business is done.)

I said to him as he then restated the question (Mr-) he was talking as I butted in (Just call me Frank.)

He then cleared his throat as he then asked me again. (Franku-san, why exactly did you kill so many people over the years?) he asked me as I then whispered lightly (Hey, is this recording going to be given to the media?) I asked as he then looked at me funny.

(Do you want this hearing to be broadcasted?) he asked me as I then nodded. (Don't worry, it's not as if I'm gonna kill you.) I said as he nodded at my words. (Alright, if you wanna know the answer to the question, you gotta know where I've come from.) I said as I then leaned back into the chair.

(It all started, a couple dozen years ago, in a different reality.) I said as I then continued on with my story of who I was, granted I removed certain parts of it to ensure that nobody knew that I was reincarnated, nobody knew that Eresh existed, but everyone now knew how many sins I've committed.

(Well then detective, I suppose you should already know why I did all of that?) I asked him as he then went out of his awe induced stupor. He was shocked that I did those things for absolutely no reason.

(So you mean to tell the entirety of the world, that you killed millions if not billions, all for the simple sake of that you were bored?) he asked me as I then had a pensive face to me. (I suppose you could interpret what I said as that way.) I told him as he soon started to tremble.

(Hey hey hey, if you're mad at me, then say it, I've been told worse things in my life.) I said to him as he then exploded with rage for what I did. He cursed me for doing such things for the fact that I wanted to do it.

And after his outburst, he asked me one last time (Why did you kill All Might?) he said to me as he looked at me with ferocity. (That's a nice look on you Detective, and to answer your question, it was a mistake.) I said to him as he then had an expression that just screamed "Wut?".

(As for what I wanted to do, I wanted to recruit him for the sake that I wanted an interesting subordinate. Unfortunately he was very adamant in his denial of my offer. So I went about doing the second thing I was there for, killing some people at UA.) as I spoke I noticed that Tsukauchi was looking on.

He didn't seem to use his Quirk, or did he? Perhaps he was looking to talk with his colleagues about what parts of my story were true or not. (And I have to be completely honest, I didn't want to kill any students at first, until I decided that they served no real purpose towards me.) I finished my talk with that little tidbit of knowledge.

(Oh, and I want to say, it's awfully generous for the school to allow one person with Mana to learn there. After all, I always like it when my gifts are being used in a correct manner.) I did that little bit as I then watched the detective look at me with a confused expression.

(That's my story detective, and I have a very good reason for what I'm about to do.) I said as I then leaned over the table and whispered in his ear (I'm going to kill about two hundred more people, because you should know what All Might's Quirk is.) I said as Tsukauchi had a face that felt like doom was approaching.

(All Might's Quirk is One For All, a Quirk that stockpiles power from one user to another, he was very strong when he used it, but he never got the ability to use it at its fullest potential.) I said to him as I then added (In addition, it has a Quirk that is it's greatest enemy, All For One.) I said as I then smiled.

(All For One has killed every inheritor of it's rival Quirk, in exception for All Might. And he wants blood from me.) I said to Tsukauchi as I then leaned back into my chair to let the despair kick in.

(I am currently holding the protege of the so-called "Symbol of Evil" on a base that I have taken over. I have stolen his Quirk and chopped off his hands to ensure that nothing bad happens. I am now issuing a challenge against you All For One, come for your disciple, or die trying, because I. AM. STRONGER. THAN. YOU.) I said as I then nodded to Tsukauchi.

(Did my story check out, detective?) I asked him as he then gulped. (If what you say is true, then what exactly are you?) he asked me as I then broke into laughter. (I am the villain of your world, that's who I am, and I won't have my job taken from me from some old coot who's lived for far too long.) I said.

2067 words. Hoo boy, after this, we have the escape phase, then the talk with Stain for recruitment, and then the death of All For One. I'm going to have a bit of extra shit at the end, so do be waiting for that. Anyways and as always, I'll see you guys, on the dark side of the moon! Peace out everybody! Goodbye~

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