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The Meme Train

Little thing I decide to write for the fun memes, don't take this way too seriously, if you wanna vote, vote then. Just don't act like an ass. Also the book isn't for anyone of a prudish nature, so yeah, if you are then this ain't your cup of tea, hell it's not even tea, it's a full cup of espresso. Oh yeah, the R-18 tag is there for gore, I don't know know how to write good smut, and I don't plan to write smut in this book any given time. ____________________________________________ Take a look at me for example: I died, that was painful. I got chosen to be entertainment for some dude that I never got to even meet. I cheesed the "golden finger" I got and made an entire world go straight to fuck all. Now I'm just casually being the madman that everyone says I am. Oh, and fuck cultivators. I don't like their kind around here. What do you get? Some random kid being a fucking lunatic that's what! Take a read if you want! You'll definitely regret it! (Disclaimer, I own nothing aside from my MC and any OCs I may cook up, the cover was from google, I just searched Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb and I found Thomas the Thermonuclear Apocalypse, I came looking for copper and I found gold. Also this is a work of fiction, any names that are placed in here are yadda yadda yadda you know the drill, anything in here is coincidental.)

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/Haruhime POV/

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My hero had sent me back to the room that he called the 100th floor of the dungeon. I then wrote down everything that was wrong with me as he had told me to do. I was so busy with it that it turned out that the little girl, who my hero had told me that she was the physical manifestation of the dungeon, was crying in a corner alone, huddled up in a corner. I went near to her to try and console, but she just looked at me as if I was some sort of enemy to her. I decided not to go near her again as my hero had finally returned and he seemed to be somewhat different. Hopefully it isn't a bad change to who he is.

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I then went near him and saw him go nearer to the little girl and kneel down on one leg and spread out his arms. The little girl who my hero said is the dungeon saw him and sniffled at him and turned away from him. He sighed and stood up and went towards me. I hope that the training wouldn't be too hard.

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/Frank POV/

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{Well, she still seems to still be angry at me for what I did to her. *sighing internally* I've got something of a hold on my emotions and this is what happens, this is a fucking mess.} I thought to myself as I then walk up to the princess as I waved at her and gave her a warm smile. She blushed at me and nodded shortly at me. (Well then Miss Sanjouno, I suppose I'll reintroduce myself, my name is Frank, no last name, and I'm the master of the domain. I'm very insane and I definitely hate some of the gods, but not all of them. How are you?) I say trying to lessen the tension between us. (I am fine my hero. I merely have some questions about what exactly is my training. Is it hard to do?) she asked me as I then try to think up a good answer to her question. (Well in the first place Miss Sanjouno, I don't use magic all that often, so I don't know how to train you, but I do know somebody. I just have to call in a favor from somebody and he'll mix you up with some very nice folk, I can assure you that.) I say to her as I think of Riveria who is basically an aunt in elf years. Do elf years exist? What exactly do the elves use as a basis of age? Is it years or something else? Ah I'll just leave those thoughts for another day. (Oh, I thought that my hero would know some magic. What exactly was that strange magic device that you used when you saved me?) she asked as I casually told her. (That was a gun. More specifically a pistol.) she looks confused at what exactly I told her so I merely simplified that it was just a bow with a smaller arrow that goes faster and hurts a lot more. (But my her-) she says as I just put my index finger over her lips and say to her straight in the eyes. (Call me Frank. No Hero-sama, no Mister Hero, just Frank. It was the name I chose for myself.)

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She nodded at my words as I then removed my finger and noticed that a blush had started to come into her cheeks. {Oh boy, this is something I'm going to have to teach her.} I think as I then continued to her that the pistol doesn't use any magic whatsoever. It was a weapon that was very dangerous in the wrong hands, and I'm very sure that I'm those hands, since I basically go to my pistol when I wanna scare anybody. (Alright give me a second here Haruhime, I have to cash another favor in with somebody.) I say as I then teleport out, thinking. up what I should say to the old dude.

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/Within the Guild/

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The guild was going through chaos worse than before, they were the people liable for advice on the dungeon and even to a lesser extent, the lives of some adventurers who wanted someone to consult. This new information that somebody was pulling the strings I'm the dungeon was scary for everybody, so they flocked to the Guild employees to consult them on what they should do. The adventurers were split into three groups, the prospectors, the scared, and the neutral. The prospectors were the ones who felt that this was just some hoax and the ones who want to make a quick Vali. The scared were, for lack of a better word, scared, they feared what this man was capable of doing to them. And the neutral were probably the most dangerous of the bunch since nobody really knew what goes within their minds. Eina Tulle was one of these employees that were somewhat overstressed from all the people that wanted to get some advice. She was called a demon since she wanted her adventurers to survive in the dungeon, people usually didn't take advice from her since she was very scary, but know they flocked for more knowledge on how to fight better. She was taking a break from the all-nighter that they had to go through since it was a shock to the public.

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When all of sudden a man walked in, and for some reason he went to her. (Hello there Miss Tulle, I suppose I'll have to be short, I'd like to talk to your god.) the man said as Eina was just about to ignore him when she noticed the mask hanging off of his waist. It was the exact same mask that the dungeon master had worn. (I suppose you know who I am now, let me give a reason why I came here. I have a friend who needs some help, and I can assure you that she's not a monster.) he said to her as she then looked at both ways before letting him into the Prayer Room.

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/Ouranos POV/

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The man had given me a new headache. Truthfully, he was an annoyance that needed to be gotten rid of. But all of a sudden Eina, one of my employees had come in with the man. (Ouranos-sama, he wishes to speak with you. And he says that he wants to cash in a favor.) she says to me as I signalled Fels to appear. (Very well Miss Tulle, you may go for now, take a rest, you've been working hard lately.) I say to her as she then returns to the elevator and goes back to the ground floor of the Guild. (Well then old man, I suppose you want a reason as to why I attacked one god and stole the soul of another. It's simple really, I just simply took back some of my economy, you know, the soul one. And the reason why I attacked Apollo is because he's a disgusting pedophile. And trust me, many people back from my reality hate pedophiles.) he says as I sighed at what he said (And what of you attacking the Loki Familia three times? What was the reason for doing that? A vendetta?) I asked him as simply shook his head and said to me (Well I want them to get stronger since it would mean better soul quality. Plus I have even more powers, but that's not the important thing right now. I have two things to ask of you.) he says as I then listen to what he says.

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(Firstly, I want a friend of mine trained in magic, and without anybody putting thoughts in her head. Secondly, I'm sick, very sick old man.) he says the first with conviction but when it came to his second request, I was confused at what he said. (How could you get sick? You're stronger than some of us gods.) I say to him as he shook his head and pointed to it. (I'm sick in here old man, this thing is filled with so much shit that it's even worse than a nonfunctional septic tank. My sanity is tearing apart man, it's scary I'm not gonna lie.) he says as I was still confused at what he was telling me. (What I'm trying to say here is that I need your help, I need someone to calm me down when the despair takes over me. Someone who can keep me neutral.) he says as I thought over what he told me. ( And why should I help you. If you don't make it this should help us, so why should I have someone help you of all people?) I ask as he then shook his head and smiled sadly (If you don't I'll lose all compassion I have left for the sentient races, I'll go on a literal killing spree. And I seriously doubt anybody can stop me at this rate.) he says as I think of the possibility of him killing everything.

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(I just need someone who can keep me calm, somebody friendly, I had no friends back in my reality, wait no I did have a few friends, but they're not here anymore so that's a shame.) he says as I almost started to pity him. (*sigh* I'll see what I can do for you. But please follow our deal. I would be careful with what I do.) I say to him as he then nods and leaves, the white light signifying that he had already left them. Ouranos sighed yet again as he thought of what to do. He then called for Fels and gave him some instructions to do. He thought of what the future of the city might be under the constant threat of this man.

1654 words, yeah wassup guys, I've been thinking what world should I have Frank go to after I've finished up this volume of Danmachi, should I go with a cultivation world or something like a modern world? I'll just leave a comment in the comment section as to what I should go with. Anyways and as always I'll see you guys, on the dark side of the moon! Peace!

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