EXO~Call me Baby~

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Whilst all the chaos was occurring, Jaehyun let out a loud, chilling shout which caused everyone in the vicinity to turn around to stare at the little adorable boy, who had suddenly awoken, wide-eyed.

This included the headmaster, Jaehyun's teacher, his mother, his father and older brother.

But still even from such a big group of people, only silence prevailed which was laughable considering that the two sides were at each other's throats just a few seconds ago.

However, this silence was broken and by the most obvious perpetrator.

Jaehyun's father seeing his treasured son "shouting" and "crying", or that's what he thought the boy was doing, quickly ran up to Jaehyun's teacher, grabbing his collar and lifting him into the air.

"Look what you have done to my son! Look what have you done to the poor boy! If I find out that he has developed any sort of mental disability/problem because of this, I'm going to force this damned school TO SHUT DOWN!" Jaehyun's father rampaged at the sobbing teacher who was begging for mercy.

But the father's feral animalistic attitude was again stopped by Jaehyun's mother, just with the addition of his brother this time.

"Now, now, honey, don't cause a scene, just calm down. I'm pretty sure nothing has happened to our boy, but if there has" Jaehyun's mother sent a glare even deadlier than Jaehyun's father to the two wimps "this school will obviously be dealt with some...certain...repercussions."

"Anyways, Jungkook, go please calm your dad, if this keeps up, we're going to have to somehow explain how two teachers suddenly disappeared from this world" Jungkook's mother gruesomely said, causing the bystanders to shiver up.

"I'll take care of your brother" she continued, whilst lifting Jaehyun out of Jungkook's lap and gently caressing and patting his back.

Little did she know, she caused Jaehyun to snap out of his state.

JAEHYUN POV:

As I was baffled and internally scared of if whether I was hearing things or if there was really a voice in my head, I suddenly felt a calming sensation on my back; it felt really warm and snuggly; it felt like someone had pulled a cosy blanket over me...it made me want to...sleep...

but I can't!

I need to find what the thing is in my head if it's the last thing I do!

But first, I think I need to take a notice of my surroundings.

I quickly observed the situation around me with a hawk's eye only to find something utterly weird and frightfully confusing.

There were two men "fighting", and what I mean by "fighting" was one man was bullying the other, heaving the poor guy up in the air like he was a small child.

Wait a minute...

I recognize one of them...

is that him...

one of them seems to be my new teacher...

what mess could he have gotten into?

Nevermind I thought, as I looked around again only to find another ridiculous sight of a man sprawled on the floor with a slightly large dark patch near his crotch area; just what in the hell was going on; did he piss himself?

While I was baffled of the situation occurring around me, I heard the same pleasant voice that belonged to my "mother".

"Oh, baby, have you finally came to your senses. Don't worry, Mummy will make you feel better" I looked up only to see my "mum" apparently "kissing me better" and "making sure I was alright".

...

I think I wanted to go back to being passed out.

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NARRATOR POV:

Whilst the family were walking home, Jaehyun had learnt that the tall, raging man appeared to be his father; he surprisingly didn't take too much note of it; he was still agape from the voice which appeared in his head.

He proclaimed to himself he would investigate it later at home.

"So, my little baby, how was your first day at school? Did you enjoy it?" Jaehyun's mother tried to spark up a conversation with her youngest son, hoping she could relieve some of what she perceived to be "sadness" and find out if he actually enjoyed any part of the day...if that was possible...

"Mother..." softly muttered Jaehyun.

"Yes, my darling child, what is it?" asked Mama Jeon, eager to pamper her child.

"...school is scary..." said Jaehyun in a soft voice.

"Why? Is it because of the girls? Don't worry Mummy will protect you!" asked Mrs Jeon with a sense of fear and urgency.

She was afraid he might have developed a trauma.

"...girls are scary..."

NO! Is my son gay?! That can't be! How will I get my grandchildren then?

Note: I don't have anything against gays. I LOVE THE GAYS!

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*NIGHTTIME, JAEHYUN'S ROOM*

Jaehyun was holed up in his room, waiting for his family to sleep; he did not want them to think that he had a mental problem and that he was talking to nobody. Anyways, he wanted to discover this on his own.

So after hearing the clicking of a light switch and seeing the bright color fading into darkness, Jaehyun finally started his very "detailed" and "informative" plan.

"Hello, voice in my head..."

...

"Bonjour, monsieur"

...

*in cute voice* "Oppa?"

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*also in cute voice* "Noona?"

...

~Call me baby, Call me baby, Call me baby~

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1 HOUR LATER

An hour later, and Jaehyun had still not heard the past voice which was in his head. This lead him on to think:

whether if he really heard the voice?!

was he stuck in a dream/nightmare which he thought was reality?

If so, was this new life a lie?

But the voice said I should make the best out of my new life!?

Wait...

what else did he say?

"venerable, develishly handsome, my as-, ok...definitely..not that...then what was it?"

After thinking for ages and struggling around in his bed, repeatedly punching his pillow, Jaehyun had come to a final answer:

System.

In the final moments of the conversation, Jaehyun could've swore he heard that word; if it wasn't the right one...well better than nothing.

"Ummmm...system...are you there?"

...

...

...

"Oh so it wasn't that, that's unfort-" Jaehyun was all of a sudden interrupted by a robotic and monotonous voice in his head.

[Finally, after waiting for so long, this stupid idiot has finally managed to figure what I am. Well done, want a gold medal?]

...

...

...

Wait...

what the fuck?

The word needed to be said was "system"!

But why?

"Who am I talking to who and what are you?" Julian asked, confused beyond words.

[Are you serious? You literally just said it a few seconds ago! Want me to spell it out for you?

I am a S-Y-S-T-E-M!]

OMG! It's actually a system!

Jaehyun had read many novels, where the main character gets reincarnated or sent back in time with a system, in his past life. It was a hobby of his to read novels to escape from the stress and pestering of the training to become a Kpop Idol.

But he would never have guessed!

That it would happen to him, out of all people!

"So..."

[The name's just System!]

"So...system...can you tell me why I have been reincarnated/transmigrated into someone else's body?"

...

[I don't fucking know]

"Wha..."

The end.