y/n pov:
"I guess it can't be helped," I heard armin say.
"What do you mean?" I questioned.
"well, before wall maria fell, only a few in the survey corps needed to know how to use maneuver gear. to save the knowledge base from decline, they used interior to motivate."
I looked at him like he was digging to far into this. "so what's your point?"
"if we had joined the corps 4 years ago then we wouldn't need to learn 3DM gear." he seemed so proud of his statement.
"yeah I guess." I'm pretty sure Armin knew he was boring me so he stood up and went over to Mikasa. "talk later y/n." he shouted back and waved.
"bye." I replied.
I was about to doze off when I heard Eren shouting at jean about something. here they go again. Military police this military police that. scouts this. scouts that. it never stops with these two. I swear they purposely do this to tick everyone off or something.
might as well listen into their argument. could be fun.
"shut up. this is reality!"
I was wrong. this sucks.
Mikasa walked over to the boys and grabbed Eren's hand. oh boy, hear we go again.
"I'm so envious." jean shouts at Eren as he lifts him by the collar.
he has no idea what the hell jean is going on about right now. "huh! what are you talking about?"
I glance to the side and everyone is staring at them. honestly what a bunch of idiots. I almost feel sorry for them. the embarrassment must be awful.
eren grabs jean's wrist and pulls him near to him. he then puts his leg behind jean's and trips him over. Annie taught him that. I can tell she is proud because she is smiling like a proud mother.
everyone gasps in shock. I'm honestly impressed, didn't think he had that in him.
"what the hell was that?" jean looked at eren in shock.
"the martial arts I went through a world of hurt to learn whilst you were screwing around. you think you can take the easy way out, doing as you please, is reality? and you call yourself a solider?"
everyone is silent.ooh that one must hurt. haha sucks for you jean. why am I cheering Eren on? he sucks too, right? never mind that, the tension in this room is starting to scare me.
the door opens and I see shadis stood outside. oh no. we're done for. "I heard quite a commotion." eren and jean are physically frozen in the middle of the room. I couldn't tell whether I should laugh or cry.
"would someone like to explain?" I look over to eren and back at my bread. not getting involved at all. I'm just a normal person eating bread.
Mikasa raised her hand. I sweat dropped. their screwed now. rest in piece guys. "Sasha passed some gas sir."
I tried to keep myself from laughing as she looked confused and embarrassed. I was secretly chuckling to myself as the commander continued "you again? learn to control yourself." I could bearely hold my laugh In anymore. "Galliard, I know your laughing, care to tell me what is so funny?"
how did he- "well?"
"nothing sir, I just thought of something funny. that's all." he looked unconvinced and left the room.
I burst out laughing as soon as the door shut. "oh my gosh, Mikasa woohoo."
once I had laughed, every one else was too. apart from Sasha.