The Fancy Pants Club Pledge
I ____(state your name)______ of legal age, and a rightful resident of _____(state your address)_____, do hereby solemnly pledge myself before the Fancy Pants Club President, its Honorable Officers and its Witnesses to practice faithfully my duties as a Member of the Club.
I hold the care of its activities as sacred and I will come to assist the officers with loyalty and honesty. I will not knowingly permit harm to come to my fellow members. I will not partake of, nor administer any unauthorized fancy events or parties without the written or expressed consent of the President.
I will hold all personal matters pertaining to the private lives of the Members in strict confidence. I dedicate my mind, heart and all abilities to the Club. I shall do all in my power to show in myself an example of all that is honorable and good throughout my membership.
And lastly, I will hold true to anything that is fancy as dictated by the President and its Officers.
Signed and verified by the Fancy Pants Club New Member
Ms. Daniella Rosecraft
Signed and verified by the Fancy Pants Club President
Mr. Erik Romano Fancii
Stamped and Sealed
And chained forever...