"Heh..."
"You expected this tree to be some random tree?"
"Guess what..."
"It's not..."
...
I said nothing...
Well, I mean...
HOW CAN I!?
"A-Ahem..."
Embarrassed, she coughs slightly...
"This tree was something I planted..."
"It's the same species of tree as the one near my apartment..."
"And how heavy is that tree?"
...
I dunno?
"I DUNNO!!!"
WHAT THE FUC*!?
"But..."
"I do know one thing..."
"Heavy..."
"It's way heavier than an ordinary tree..."
"Good luuuuck!"
And with that...
She left...
And went to go get ice cream...