Chapter 16

(A/N: Sorry for not posting yesterday, but I managed to burn my left hand while cooking… Apparently my reflexes made me caught the hot frying pan from falling on the floor with the wrong hand which also was my mistake ,as I should have put it away after I emptied it and not to place it where I could hit it with my elbows thus making it fall…)

Kakashi and Obito had one of the most interesting reunions I saw in my entire life and to be honest how many reunions I could see in my 16 years of life?

To be honest, I was waiting for a fight or something along these lines to happen, but it seems that the most desired jonin wasn't going to fight. On contrary to what I thought, Kakashi hugged Obito and then both of them talked about what happens with their life.

Seeing them so friendly, made me realize that, I'm a loner. Well, I have my undead legion, my butler, my root, my Yandere, and [Game] but I barely have any friends to talk to or spend my time with.

Putting these thoughts back in my head, I walked towards the Root to talk with Danzo about our next move.

When I entered his new office, I saw him smiling at me.

"So you did it. I also heard that you gave the Hokage quite the fright."

"What can I say, I live to impress and Tsunade-san was quite rude, again. But at the same time, I understand her fears, after all, I'm an enigma, and bringing back a squad of dangerous S-rank criminals wasn't the best approach."

"It doesn't matter, with how much power you have, you can take the seat for yourself, but knowing you, you will most likely run from that responsibility."

"I don't want to sit in an office for the rest of my life, I prefer to live normally and enjoy my life than fighting with documents."

"Going back to the Ex-members of the Akatsuki, what will you do with them?"

"They joined the Root and will work for the village."

"Which translates to They work for you and you alone."

"I didn't say that, but you can take it that way if you want. Before I leave, I want to ask you something."

"What do you need, son?"

"I will go to train myself with my summon and I will be away for some time, but I will come back every Friday and stay for two days."

"And you want me to lead the root in your place, am I right?"

"You are right, and be careful, Orochimaru may be planning something dangerous."

"Don't worry, we have an agent infiltrated and that agent sends us information on what the snake was doing."

A Root agent in Orochimaru base…Kabuto, so he works for Danzo in this world, huh? But it's quite likely to do that because his foster mother, Nono was still alive.

Leaving Danzo's office, I made my way towards Nono's room to see if Karin was awake.

As I was about to knock on the door, the door was opened and a wild red-haired girl hugged me.

"Good morning, Karin-chan. How are you doing?"

"I'm fine now that you are here."

"Say, Karin, do you have anything to do today?"

"Other than going with my team on a scout mission, I don't have anything to do."

"That's wonderful, then. What do you say about going on a date with me?"

And she's out again. Looking at the smiling Nono, I could only scratch my head.

Ten minutes later, Karin wakes up and pushed me out of Nono's room so that she can get ready.

Is she secretly a copy of Hinata? Or does every Yandere react the same way when their target takes them out on a date or speaks with them?

Talking about Hinata, doesn't she get kidnapped by an Otsutsuki? And then Naruto saves her and afterward they end up in a relationship which also means that in the future there will be a wild Boruto and that means even more problems.

After another hour of waiting, the door opened once again and this time, I understood why women like to spend so much time taking care of themselves.

The Karin from an hour ago was good-looking at would surely attract people, but the Karin that was standing in front of me was on another level.

Her red hair messy hair was let loose, giving her a wild effect. Moving my gaze from her face to her body, I was amazed by how beautiful she was and the purple dress she chooses to hit the spot by showing her assets just enough for my imagination to run wild.

Seeing my gaze, she blushed, but she looked determined and proud of her. But who would have thought that she would give a better look at her ass by slowly turning around for me to see her from all the angles.

Black pants that tightly hug her legs, a wild yet attractive look, and a sexy purple dress were the recipe for my first date.

"Are you ready my lady?"

You can call me as you want, but good fucking yeah I will get myself into a relationship with such a beautiful being. Am I a SIMP? Probably… I will be controlled by my dick? Depends… I will fuck every hole I find? Hell no... I have morals and god forbid, if I keep getting Yanderes and form a harem, I will have more than enough problems on my head than fucking women left and right.

[Quest created: Give her a good date

Make this first date one of the best for both of you

Reward: Karin –Yandere to Karin- Yandere girlfriend

Perk – The one beloved by the dead – will be a huge help to you, as your control over the undead will increase and you will be able to command spectral units and being like Ghosts and Banshees

The perk also has a??? Effect]

Nagash bony balls, this is one hell of a reward. Not to mention that I was already planning on making this date as memorable as possible.

Karin nodded at me. Still shy, I see.

"Since we are on a date, we need to hold hands as I don't want to lose you. After all, you are too beautiful for these mortals."

She blushed even harder than before, but I could see her smiling at my pitiful attempt to hold her hand, but even then she still let me hold her hand.

As the two of us were walking and enjoying each other company, the people were surprised, after all, you don't see a couple on a date that often. Not to mention the fact that the boy was the son of one of the elders while the girl was an outsider.

<Jiraiya POV>

"Naruto-kun, don't eat too much ramen."

"But it's too good, Hinata-chan. You should also try."

"Na-Naru-Naruto-kun…"

Looking at my discipline, I could only smile sadly at the girl's misfortune. Naruto was talented and would surely become stronger, but he was at the same time one of the biggest idiots I knew, not to mention how he was as dense as a wall.

That Hyuga girl was clearly in love with him and he only sees the ramen…*tsch* sometimes I wonder how could someone be so dense, but if I'm remembering clearly, his parents were the same.

As I was peeking…observing the women that were walking through the village streets, I saw a beautiful red-haired girl. Looking down to her chest, my blood starts flowing out of my nose, but the next second, I jumped out of my spot.

Turning my head towards the enemy, I was shocked to see, Setra's or should I say Haru's puppets were surrounding me. The horrifying puppet looked at me.

"You better think twice, human or we won't hesitate to present your head to our lord."

I'm scared, but who wouldn't be when five enemies stronger than I was. They were ready to kill me for looking at a girl …the girl was with someone, but I didn't think he would be Haru-kun.

I may be a super pervert but I still value my life and after that incident, I saw how good is to be alive.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know and you can blame for that, after all, she is h …beautiful."

That was a close one, as I was about to say hot, I saw the swords on their hands flame up, so I had to quickly change my words.

<Haru POV>

Jiraiya thought that he will escape unpunished for thinking that he could spy on us? At least Athar was ready to protect us and I'm quite sure, Sebastian was somewhere close by.

After walking for so long, I decided to bring Karin to eat at one of the most popular restaurants/places in this village: Ichiraku Ramen ( or is it Ramen Ichiraku ?)

"This is?"

"Ichiraku Ramen, one of the best places to eat in this village."

"I love ramen."

"That's good then, it seems that we have more dishes in common than we thought."

"Maybe we should cook for each other sometime."

She blushed once again, what does this girl imagine?

As we seated ourselves, a slender girl with long, dark brown hair and large black eyes walked towards us.

"Hello and welcome to Ichiraku Ramen, I'm Ayame. What would you like to order?"

I turned my head towards Karin.

"I would like three bowls of ramen. Like the one that orange-haired boy eats."

"As for you sir?"

"The same, Miss."

"Be right back."

Just as Ayame was bringing us our ramen, a certain yellow-haired fan girl and two boys entered the bar.

"Naruto, I heard you are back. Where's Sakura?"

"What a drag, the first thing you ask is where's Sakura…girls sure are troublesome."

"*Munch*Don't*Munch* think to *Munch*much about it. Let's enjoy *munch* some good food."

"Hey, guys. Sakura should be with Tsunade-obasan. She said …"

Naruto looked at me, and he stopped speaking. Seeing that he stopped speaking and looked at something, the four teenagers looked towards us and I swear I saw Ino almost fainting. I'm handsome, but still…

"You! Who are you?"

He's quite annoying? Meh, who cares?

"Yoshida Haru, and who are you?"

"Naruto Uzumaki, the future Hokage, believe it."

"So what do you want Naruto Uzumaki?"

I could feel Karin holding my hand, probably because she heard the name Uzumaki.

"What are you doing here? You aren't from this village!"

I forgot how much of an idiot he was and that he possesses the strongest weapon a protagonist has: Bullshit no Jutsu and its advance form Make an enemy into a friend no Jutsu.

Let's enjoy this situation.

Before I could say something, I saw Shikamaru, sighing, most likely he figured out how I was and he turned back. Choji followed his example and only Naruto and the two princesses were looking at me.

"I'm here to steal The Nine Tails."