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The Disastrous Life of a Gamer

What will you do when in the middle of the night, you will wake up with a wild Deadpool standing in front of your bed ? And how will you react when your entire life will turn into a game? I do not own anything other than the story and the OC characters.

MeatBunKun · Anime und Comics
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Chapter 15 - Anteiku and Bullshit no Jutsu

(A/N : Shoutout to Cesar for being my first ,second tier patr3on)

"Tell me who the fuck are you or I will kill you! What did you do with the emo?"

"Yoshida-san, I want to change, after killing my brother, he left me a note with the truth, but I didn't believe it at first, but you managed to force the truth in my head and that made me change for good."

[Game] if I kill him now, would Naruto still come after me?

[Most likely yes]

Fuck this shit, but I could use an Uchiha in Root and if I control him with the [Kotoamatsukami], then I will get one of the main characters to do the work for me, and as a bonus, Naruto and Kakashi will also join him so even better.

My only problem will be Obito and his revenge, but that can be easily resolved if I managed to upgrade the reanimation jutsu and bring his crush back to life. Then again, my inner evil genius whispers that I should bring a lot more powerful ninjas to serve me or just protect this place, as it will be my first out world base, and having people do the work for you is always nice.

"Fine, fine, just don't start anything creepy. You can do your things and for all, I care you can even rebuild your clan. If by some chance you want to work and repay the village, my Root is always ready and happy to welcome a Kage level ninja. Same thing to all of you."

To be honest, I kind of knew that Sasuke will agree immediately, but seeing Jugo, Karin and Suigetsu agreeing almost as fast as Sasuke was surprising, at least for the two guys case, as for Karin, I'm pretty sure she would have accepted any chance to stay closer to me… sometimes, I think the INT stat is just for show and I'm quite a dumb person for blurting out my thoughts…

"Athar! Guide them to the Root and be sure to make them a team directly under my control. I will be the one to send them on missions."

"As you wish, my lord. Follow me, humans."

The guys walked after Athar, while Karin stayed behind, and to be honest, I was enjoying the hug. It's surprisingly easy to make a man happy, that's what my father told me and now, I can relate to his words.

Looking at her smiling face, I couldn't only sigh and accept my new life.

"Karin-chan, would you be a dear and follow Athar to the Root, so that you could officially be close to me?"

Once again, that was a bad move as by the time I said dear, her head was smoking and she fainted. Happiness overload may be the way to contain a Yandere, good to know.

Picking her up in a princess carry, I made my way towards the Root.

When I entered through one of the secret entrances, my agents were strangely looking at me and thanks to my [Game] and its perks, which made sure that I won't get embarrassed by the looks that I earned.

I saw a woman that I remembered from the anime, Nono Yakushi, which was supposed to be killed by Danzo because she didn't want Kabuto to become a lab rat for Orochimaru. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm surprised, but at the same time grateful that she wasn't killed as she was known as a good medic in the village, and having her in my Root would surely be a good addition.

Walking towards her, I saw her body stiffen.

"Nono-san, could you please take care of Karin for me? She fainted and I have a lot of work to do. "

"Of course, Yoshida-sama."

"Please, don't call me Yoshida-sama. I'm still a teenager and being called like some young master gives me goosebumps. So just call me Haru, but that will remain between us, it will be our little secret. "

[+5 Affection with Nono Yakushi for being cute for a guy that has a literal army at his disposal. She starts seeing you as a son]

"No problem, Haru-kun, but I will call you like this only when we are alone after we can't have the whole Root calling their leader like this."

"I have no problem with that."

"By the way, what should I tell her when she wakes up?"

"Just put her in the same team as Sasuke Uchiha and that they will work directly under me. And if she asks about me, tell her that I have some people to meet."

"I understand, Haru-kun. Hope you will enjoy your work."

After leaving the Root HQ, I went towards the place where Sebastian was keeping all of the Akatsuki members, the ones that are alive.

Walking through the forest was quite a hassle, but one hour later, I found the house where Sebastian was waiting for me.

When he saw me, he bowed slightly as a greeting and took me towards our new prisoners.

Let's see, Obito-check, Deidara-check, Both Zetsu-check, Kisame-check, Hidan-check, Kakuzu-check, and Konan… the rest are dead it seems, and most likely Sasuke and his team killed them as for Nagato…

"Sebastian, why I can't see Nagato Uzumaki?"

"He died. A yellow boy and that Toad sage fought him and after some strange speech, he died peacefully. But before he died, I took his eyes as it will be a waste to have them stolen, but unfortunately, you have to be an Uzumaki to have them implanted in you, or else you will die and to be honest, master. I won't take the chance of you getting killed for a pair of eyes."

(A/N: My bullshit reason to have Naruto becomes a loyal subject of Haru and his ever-growing army.)

"Don't worry, Sebastian. I didn't want to use the eyes. I have a better candidate for that. The boy with Jiraiya, Naruto will be the perfect host for these eyes and he will make our work much easier with him and Sasuke working for us."

"I see, that's a good plan to have him join us and work for you, master. I also heard some interesting news from Athar. Apparently, you managed to steal the hearth of a girl, master."

"Anyway, where's the snake?"

"Orochimaru? He left Akatsuki before we even got here so I didn't necessarily hunt him."

"That's fine, we can capture him after I deal with these guys."

The first one was Konan as she was the only girl and maybe I could have her join without using [Kotoamatsukami] on her.

Right now, I have enough MP to control a Mid-Class and if I get help from Sebastian, a High-class like Madara, but the target needs to be weakened first or it won't work.

Sebastian brought her closer to me, while my mummies were surrounding us in case she attacks me.

"What do you plan to do now that, Akatsuki was destroyed?"

"Yoshida-san, Nagato told me that you will capture us, but he didn't tell me how he knew that. (Sebastian fucking with his mind). And as much as I would like to follow him and Yahiko in the afterlife, I want to realize their dream of making a world without wars, so I will follow your lead."

[+100 Obedience with Konan –she won't attack you, but you won't be able to force her to do anything she doesn't want until you bring affection to at least 50]

Better than nothing I guess. Plus the fact that it saves me MP and time.

Sending her to guard the rest of the prisoners, I had Athar bring me Deidara as he was one of my favorite characters.

"Yo, boss man, what will you does with me now?"

"That depends on your answer. What do you plan to do now?"

"Don't know? Blow some things maybe?"

"Then let me make you an offer you won't be able to refuse. What do you say about work for me and I will give you targets to create art and have the people learn the beauty of explosions?"

The moment he heard my words, his eyes sparkle with excitement and he smiled at me.

"Boss, no, Aniki when can I start?"

[+100 Respect with Deidara for being a fellow that understands the deep principle of explosion and views it as an art]

What bullshit power did I use to have him buy that reason?

[Lying, host. It has the effect of making your words more believable and to a person like him, your words are the same as his thoughts]

[Perk unlocked for having 100 Respect with Deidara – Art is an explosion]

[Art is an explosion – Increase the speed at which you earn affection/respect with people that love explosions or create them

You can now combine MP into your physical attacks to add an explosion effect to them]

"Call me Haru, after all, you are the older one and I should call you Aniki."

"Can't do that. Let's settle this with us using our names without honorifics. What do you say? And we can brothers in art afterward."

"Sure, as for your target… we don't have one yet. So if you want, you can create your own squad of people that have the same likeness in art as you."

"Haha, that's what I like about you, Haru. You understand the principle of art and you support it. That's fine with me, I'll wait with that scary dude and Konan."

After he left, I start using [Kotoamatsukami] on the rest of them and after 5 hours of mind control a bunch of Mid-Class and one High-Class Uchiha, I finally had my own group of elites, that is human or at least somewhat human. Strangely enough, Zetsu was quite weak and his only skills were his ability to go unnoticed by sensors, manipulation, and assassination while the black one was somewhat similar to this him.

Returning to Konoha with such an imposing group was surely going to gather me some earful from Tsunade.

And I was right before we proceed further towards the village, a small army of jonins, Tsunade, Jiraiya, and the Clan heads were surrounding us.

It was quite funny seeing them ready to fight me or at least the people that follow me.

"What's the meaning of this, Haru-kun?"

"What can it be, Tsunade-san? I'm coming back to the village with my new Root Agents."

Yep, I just destroyed made them stop working with this information.

"Haru-kun, I could understand Sasuke and his team, but having these dangerous criminals in my village, I can't accept that."

"Tsunade-san, you don't have to worry about them, as I control them and they are loyal to me. I could ask them to take their lives and they will do it without a thought about my order. Isn't that wonderful for the village? After all, it will make the village's safety increase with them inside to protect it? And even then I present you Anteiku, my new squad of elites."

[Lying increased x3]

Thank you [Game], now let see if they buy my bullshit.

"As long as you control them, then it's fine. I can't even figure how you can do that, but you surely are Danzo's son. I need a drink for fuck sake."

After they left, happy that a fight was adverted, I saw Kakashi's shocked eyes' expression at Obito's existence, and how can blame the man. His childhood friend that was supposed to be dead was now alive and standing in front of him.

Oh, boy, here comes the tearful reunion.

Creation is hard, cheer me up!

You can also check my patr3on for advanced chapters.

https://www.patr3on.com/meatbunkun?fan_landing=true

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