Diarrhea

"Arghhhh...my headache." Vaguely conscious, Leena groaned in pain and unfastened her eyes. Fluttering her eyelids, she gazed at the surroundings still in her intoxicated state.

"Owww. How much did I drink?" She shrieked and felt her world has turned upside down becoming the mother of all headaches. She cried clutching her head in pain that was exploding with the terrible hangover.

"Now my throat also! I feel like a dead!" Leena winced scratching her sore throat in pain and irritation. I need water immediately! She has tried to wake up but couldn't even budge her lower body due to numbness. She looked down to find an idiot sleeping next to her placing a leg over her waist while another tiny creature sleeping on her lap making her lower body rooted to the bed.

"Get up, you dumbos! You are too heavy! My energy is already drained out." With all the sheer strength, she yanked Reese from her tight grip making her roll to the other end and then threw Carrot onto the bed.

The moment she got down from the bed, she rushed into the kitchen. Grabbing a bottle from the fridge, she gulped down the entire bottle in desperation to quench her thirst. After a while, she made lemon-infused water to sober up and walked into the bedroom looking at the messy floor. There were clothes scattered all over the room, dried hummus sticking to the floor.

"How many circuses did I create yesterday? And what about uncle Pumpkin's home." She pulled her hair in frustration. He will surely come after me for destroying his dream house. I should never drink with these people from now on.

She went into the bathroom and looked around to see tampoons and tissues scattered all around. You have become worse than carrot Leena. She sighed, freshened up, and went out.

"Reese wake up, you sleepy head. Always snoring." Can I hit her with a shovel for making those annoying noises like a tractor?

It was already 8 in the morning and God knows when they can reach the office after cleaning all the mess. She has already informed Renya to take care of her important matters until she arrives at the office.

"Let me sleep Leena, I did not even catch a wink for the entire night." She murmured and went back to sleep. Looking at the mess, Leena felt bad for her friend. She covered her with a blanket and went out to clean the mess she made.

By the time she cleaned up everything with her weak body, Reese and Carrot woke up, entered into the living room.

"How are you feeling drunkard."

"Terrible." She was still feeling sore as if someone has run a truck over her body.

"How many times did I go for runs?" Leena asked crying. God! my diarrhea is a pain in the ass.

"Your loose motions are terrible Leena. You were continuously going in out of the bathroom." She giggled thinking about the scene. At a point in time, Reese wished Leena would sit in the bathroom itself until she emptied everything.

"Looks like diarrhea runs in your jeans." Reese scoffed.

"Don't even compare with that man." Leena scolded. At least I have a problem when I am drunk not like certain someone who has it every now and then.

"Did you remember the things you did yesterday?" Reese asked." She looked intently at Leena's stiffened body the moment she talked about the night. She wanted to tease her more.

"You admitted that you have seen his thing in the bathroom."

"What! Are you nuts! Firstly I did not see anything." She looked away when the man appeared in her mind again. She remembered snippets of things like calling him and spouting nonsense. Seriously Leena! How can you talk about that thing so shamelessly? Thank God! He did not witness it.

"You even told it is bigger than the banana you eat," Reese said trying to control her laugher.

"Stop it, Reese." She closed her ears.

"You even gave a name to it. What is that? Pleasure Pump! Seriously Leena! Where are you learning all these things." Leena coughed, her face turning crimson red with all the revelations.

"I don't believe you." She turned and looked away.

"Accept the truth. I even have a video recorded."

Reese opened her mobile phone only to see there was none. Shit! The record is on her mobile. I have grabbed it in a jiffy. Now how do I get it? If I tell her now, she will surely delete it. I will get a copy as soon as I reach the office.

"You what!" Did these morons really record that? I should delete it. I have to create an opportunity to get a hold of her mobile in the office.

"Why did you change my clothes without my permission." She yelled at her trying to change the topic.

"You had hummus all over your clothes. I am a woman. What's wrong in seeing." Even now this idiot is shy to change the clothes in front of them. She still remembered when she was living with Jane and Leena, she doesn't even allow them to change clothes in front of them.

"I wonder how many years your future husband has to wait to at least peep into your body. Why don't you consider marrying him? You have already seen his thing right?" She flashed a wink.

"What are you speaking, you dirty-minded girl. Go and get ready, we have to go to the office." She barked and went away with a blushing face. Marrying that handsome shameless man? She stopped in her tracks. Did you call him handsome? Even if there is him and only an ugly cockroach left in the world, I will still be with a cockroach.

"If I am dirty, then what about you?" Reese mumbled and went away.

.....

"Sir is in a very happy mood." A woman exclaimed.

"He even greeted back when I helloed him." Another woman whispered.

"Is he in love? He never had any dating scandals."

"She must be pretty!" Another one voiced out.

Just then the commotion stopped when they could hear the loud clicking of heels, her each step was a rhythm to their ears. A tall woman entered into the top floor of the WD with elegance. Her blonde hair cascading over her shoulders like a waterfall. She brushed a strand of hair as she walked into the office and flashed a smile blinding everyone rooting to the spot.

"What's going on here?" her voice was heard as soft as melting honey.

"Harley, you are here." The employees exclaimed looking at the graceful and elegant woman. She had been a secretary of WD for over 5 years and very approachable to all the employees. Any issues they have faced, it would be approached through her. She is one of the main pillars of WD's success and acted as the face of many important deals in the absence of their CEO.

"This is the proposal I have drafted and it needs to be signed by sir." A girl handed over a file.

"This is our sales growth over a year." Another girl placed a file.

"Tough job! She sighed.

"By the way, sir is in a very happy mood today. Do you know the reason?" one of the employees asked.

"You are very close to him right Harley?"

"Is he in love?"

She was utterly speechless by their comments. Devin in love? She mused. Interesting!