SOMEONE AGAINST NATURE SHOW 46

"Haha....I did something stupid...."

As I sat in my underground base, I couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of the situation. It all started with an innocent experiment, testing a prototype substance inhaler. Little did I know that this seemingly mundane act would lead to one of the most unexpected and successful ventures in my life.

Under the influence of the substance, I had a wild idea—an online show. But not just any show, it would be an immersive experience, giving viewers a glimpse into the world of my earth golem henchman as it patrolled my territory.

I named the show "Someone Against Nature," a play on the golem's role as a protector of my realm. The first-person view perspective would allow viewers to see everything through the golem's eyes, as it roamed the frigid north in search of any stray monsters or beasts.

"Unknown hunter? Watta shitty name....people are so stupid."

Golem 169, now known as the "Unknown Hunter," became the star of the show. I created a blur filter on the background, keeping my territory hidden from prying eyes, and focused the camera solely on the golem. It was the perfect way to showcase the golem's capabilities without revealing the secrets of my underground base.

To my surprise, the online netizens were enthralled by the show. They hailed the "Unknown Hunter" as a heroic figure, defending the frigid north from all threats. The comments section was filled with praise and adoration for the golem's prowess, and the show quickly gained a massive following.

"Nice, nice, nice-su! Eat it all up my sheeps!!"

The popularity of "Someone Against Nature" soared, and I saw an opportunity to further promote my products.

I strategically inserted advertisements for my blood mushroom wine and snowbear bacon during the show. The viewers, already enamored with the golem's adventures, were now also enticed by the delectable treats I offered.

The show became a sensation, and my products flew off the shelves.

People from all over the frigid north wanted to taste the wonders of the blood mushroom wine and savor the savory snowbear bacon. I couldn't believe how a simple experiment had led to such a profitable enterprise.

As the success of the show continued, I decided to take it a step further.

"Gotta keep things interesting and not lose the viewers piqued interest."

I directed Golem 169 to the outer reaches of my territory, where any monsters or beasts posed a minimal threat to my domain. This way, the golem could continue its "shenanigans" and ensure the safety of my territory, all while entertaining the online audience.

"Hihihihi...."symbol" wahahaha the things that people want to believe, its like the internet back then all over again! Hahahahaha!! Desperate fools who want to ignore reality, well its my gain and their pain!!!"

The "Unknown Hunter" became a symbol of a would be idiot going across unknown territory where beasts and monsters dwell, and its actions were applauded by the viewers. It was a win-win situation—I was making legal money through the show and advertisements while keeping my territory safe.

But even as the success of "Someone Against Nature" grew, I remained cautious.

I knew that my newfound fame could also attract unwanted attention. There were those who might seek to exploit my secrets or challenge my authority in my own territory here in the Frigid North.

To protect myself further, I devised a failsafe plan.

"No one can one-up this big bulk of machismo and gets away with it!"

I programmed Golem 169 to respond to certain trigger words, ones that only I knew. If anyone tried to control or manipulate the golem for malicious purposes, it would immediately shut down, protecting my territory from potential threats.

As the days passed, I monitored the show's impact on the frigid north. The "Unknown Hunter" had become a household name, and my products were now synonymous with quality and taste. The online netizens couldn't get enough of the golem's daring adventures and its unwavering dedication to protecting my territory.

In the midst of all this, I found myself amused by the irony.

"Am I good or am I just too good!?"

I, Deth Jones, once a 10 Circle Archmage known as Omega Mane Crown, had become a sensation in the Frigid North. But I had done so not with my powerful magic or ancient knowledge, but with a simple golem and the allure of the unknown and just a video feed!

As the show continued to flourish, I couldn't help but ponder on the unpredictability of life. I had come to this world, transported from Gaion, where I was a renowned Archmage. Now, I was a hermit sage, a creator of golems and a purveyor of unique products.

"Life is just sooo good these days....its scary!"

In the frigid north, I had found a new purpose and a place where I could thrive. My underground base, once a hidden refuge, had now become a center of commerce and intrigue. And all of it was thanks to the "Unknown Hunter" and the allure of the unknown.

"I need to find the secrets of secrets, within the secret of a secret! SECRETENING!!"

But deep within me, I knew that the world was vast, filled with both wonders and dangers. My journey was far from over, and there were still mysteries of the secret of carnal pleasures waiting to be unraveled by me.

"There must be more ways to gain even more wealth and other unknown substances that give off those funky psychedelic visions!"

I vowed to continue my pursuit of knowledge, power, profit, pleasure, funky substances to test and of course online credits, for in this ever-changing world, one must always be prepared for the unexpected and expect to get something good if you know where to look.

"Now this is a fucking show! I love my fucking show!! I LOVE this show!!!"

As I watched the "Someone Against Nature" show continue to captivate the frigid north, I felt a sense of contentment.

I had found my place in this world, to sell delicious things, create things, buy things with the money that I made, create things again, try different kinds of psychedelic substances, kill people who illegally enter my domain in hoping to get a share of my big fatherfucking pie.....life is too short to slow down.

"Let's plan an even bigger episode....now what should I use....?"

The anticipation in the Frigid North was palpable as the latest episode of "Someone Against Nature" was about to air. The show had already captured the hearts of many, and Deth Jones, the mastermind behind the series, knew it was time to create some drama to keep the viewers hooked.

In his underground base, Deth worked tirelessly, altering five of his golems to act as bandits.

"Fight scenes are always a great hook for anyone who knows good action, I mean only a psychopath hates gory, blood and violence. I hate those kinds of people *bleh disgusto!"

These bandit golems would try to "steal" from the star of the show, Golem 169, also known as the "Unknown Hunter." Deth had a flair for the theatrics, and he wanted to stage a showy and hardcore fight that would rival the most action-packed movies.

Golem 169, programmed to be a silent and mute character, was unaware of the impending drama. Deth smirked, knowing that the element of surprise would make the fight even more thrilling. He carefully choreographed each move and instructed the bandit golems on their roles.

When the episode began, the tension was palpable.

"Oh yeah already clocking in at 250k while still only a few minutes in, c'mon let's go one in a million, its all in us, eyes on show!"

The viewers watched in awe as the "Unknown Hunter" strolled through the frigid north, unaware of the lurking danger. Suddenly, the bandit golems ambushed Golem 169, and the fight commenced.

It was a fast and furious battle, with sparks flying and earth-shattering blows. Deth had altered all six golems to "bleed" and show signs of being "cut" to make it seem like a real-life combat. The viewers were riveted by the realistic action, unable to tear their eyes away from the screen.

In the comments section, emotions ran high.

Some were thrilled by the intense fight, while others expressed concern for the well-being of the "Unknown Hunter." Deth chuckled to himself, knowing that he had perfectly played with their emotions. He had a way of making things seem "real" when, in truth, it was all just a grand illusion of his magic.

"Hobo Climax-desu!"

As the fight reached its climax, the "Unknown Hunter" displayed its unparalleled strength and skill. One by one, the bandit golems fell before Golem 169's might. The tension escalated as the "Unknown Hunter" carried the severed heads of the defeated bandits, like gruesome trophies.

The gory and shocking scene garnered mixed reactions from the audience. Some loved the boldness of the twist, while others found it off-putting. Deth relished in the conflicting emotions stirred by the show. He knew that it was all part of the allure of "Someone Against Nature."

In the grand finale, the "Unknown Hunter" emerged victorious, standing tall amidst the chaos of the battle. The viewers were left on the edge of their seats, wondering what would happen next.

"Sono junbi o suru...."

As the episode concluded, Deth added a twist to the tale. Just as the "Unknown Hunter" was about to walk off, it was met with a gigantic snowbear standing on its hind legs. The ferocious creature roared, threatening Golem 169.

The screen faded to black, leaving the viewers in suspense. The ending theme of "Someone Against Nature" played, a haunting melody that Deth had specially composed/heard in his past life to add to the atmosphere of the show.

"Now let the debate, banter, chatter and never-ending arguments and comments begin!"

In the aftermath of the episode, the online community erupted with discussions and speculations. The comments section was flooded with theories about what would happen next. Deth smiled, knowing that he had succeeded in creating a cliffhanger that would keep everyone eagerly awaiting the next installment.

"Now this.....this....is true ultimate power! Better than drugs AND its au naturel!!"

As the creator of "Someone Against Nature," Deth reveled in the power he held over the minds and emotions of his audience. He knew how to captivate and entertain, drawing viewers into his world of mystery and excitement.

"I had set the bar high now, I've got to set it up even higher, higher than when I used that inhaler....it must higher than my soul has ever reached, higher than the seventh dimensions!"

In the quiet of his underground base, Deth began to plan the next chapter of the show. The drama had only just begun, and he was eager to push the boundaries even further.

With each episode, the legend of the "Unknown Hunter" and the allure of the Frigid North grew, and Deth Jones/Roger Connery, the hermit sage, continued to weave his tale of magic and intrigue for the world to witness.

"Watch out world! Ima rock your world, baby!!"