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That Time I Got Reincarnated In Bleach

A man dies and reincarnates into Bleach....the worst place to be reincarnated in if you don't have Plot armor or some System. And our Mc has neither.... well he does have the most overpowered Unique skill but we arent talking about that.

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"I don't understand, how do these people still alive? How can they afford anything? They don't have any job at the Seireitei, the only place where you can get any money or food from?" Satoru questioned.

"Because the Seireitei themselves gives these people food and clothing they even build homes for them," Yoruichi said walking towards me in her cat form.

"Didn't the people say that the Seireitei doesn't help them?" Satoru asked.

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"Sigh, Just when you heard that the Seireitei helped them before, you think they are going to continue to do that? A few hundred years ago they did that, make houses, give clothes, teach people to grow food for the ones who feel hungry, They made the Rokuongai come out of poverty.

But, sadly only nice people live so close to the Seireitei, Murders, Rapists, mass murders, War Criminals all live in the outermost part of the Rokuongai, when they heard the people close to the Seireitei get something good they steal it away, Only Jidanbo helped them up till now

And before you ask, Those crimes were only done after they came here into the Soul Society" Yoruichi said seriously.

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"I see there are problems like this in all the worlds huh? Also, Yoruichi the way you talk about the Soul society, You talk almost like the Soul society is flat?"

"It is flat"

"Pfft-No way is it a circle or a Triangle" Satoru questioned laughing.

"Oh, I'm surprised you know that!" Yoruichi exclaimed.

"Wait what?" Satoru stopped laughing and became serious.

And started to shake, "You mean that...The Soul Society is a Fucking Dorito!! AHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHHA" Satoru fell to the ground and burst into laughter.

"Ya'll live on a Fucking Dorito HAHHAAHAHHA, Ah this is too good, AHHAHAA, I'm dead!" Satoru exclaimed and continued laughing.

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Yoruichi who heard Satoru insult the Soul Society became a little pissed and head-butted him in the eye, "Ow what the hell, Dorito woman? *SMACK*".

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*BOOOOOOOOOM*

Person wearing Green and white clothes on top of a Female pig..... or a pig with Female decoration crashed through the door behind which were Satoru and the others were.

"My name is Ganju and this is my Bonnie-Chan, and Shinigami, I want you to leave *SLAP* OW" Ganju was about to punch Ichigo but before he could he was slapped by Satoru.

"You're not that guy pal Trust me, you're not that guy.

Go home kid, don't even think of fighting, No I don't care why you hate Shinigami. I don't give a flying fuck about it neither do my friends, You fighting our friend will just waste our time, It's 9 PM already go back home like a nice kid" Satoru said in an impassive tone patting Ganju's shoulder.

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"What it's 9 PM already?" Ganju asked his lackeys.

"Y-yes it's almost 9" His lackeys replied.

"Shit! I'll take care of this tomorrow just wait for me, I need to go to Nee-Chan now" Ganju said and ran off on his 'Bonnie-Chan'.

'Sure, Side character 21' "And that is how you take care of a child" Satoru turned and said.

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Orihime started clapping while Ichigo just popped a vein and screamed for Ganju to come back, Chad was Chad, and Ishida..... 'I felt that we can become good friends' Ishida thought concluding that Ganju must hate Shinigami's as well.

"Well whatever, forget about him for now sleep. Tomorrow we will go to Kukaku" Yoruichi said as everyone nodded.

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"Oh yeah Yoruichi I wanted to ask you something," Satoru said when everyone went away.

"Hm, What is it?" She questioned.

"Can you transform into a Human but still keep your Cat ears and Tail?"

*SMACK*

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It was the next day and Satoru along with the others were Staring at the Huge pair of arms on either side of a house.

"What kind of hobby does this woman have?" Satoru questioned.

"Sigh, she always had weird taste don't be bothered with it," Yoruichi said and beckoned to walk towards the building.

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In front of the Surprisingly normal house, door were 2 Men who looked similar to each other.... They even dressed the same, They were Side-Character 48 an---

*COUGH*

"You shall not pass," They said but completely changed their demeanor when they heard the Dorito girl---*SMACK* Yoruichi talking and led us into the house which looked quite beautiful.

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"Yo, if it isn't Yoruichi!" Said a beautiful woman who was sitting in the middle of a huge room (Like why?),

Also, she was missing one arm and had a wooden arm replacing it, 'I can make a better one… I can probably make one that can infinitely shoot out Missiles' Satoru thought in his head.

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"So, I can assume that the reason you came here is not to meet me right?" Kukaku asked grinning.

"Yeah it isn't, I want you to send us to Seireitei," Yoruichi said.

'I can probably eat a part of the Seireitei's Barrier and open it, But..... Why the hell didn't Yoruichi suggest it? I'm sure that she knows about my ability or is she underestimating me?' Satoru though.

<Terminate>

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NAME: [Mikami Satoru]

RACE: [Fullbringer] [Quincy]

TITLE: [Reincarnate] [Student] [Quincy] [Fullbringer] [Degenerate] [Housewife]

PROTECTION: [?????]

ULTIMATE SKILL: [Chaos, Harbinger of Change [DORMANT]]

UNIQUE SKILL: [Great Sage] [Predator] [Degenerate]

INTRINSIC SKILL: [Reishi Control] [Blut Heart] [Shadow Manipulation] [Ransōtengai] [Eyes Of Foresight] [Ultra Speed Regeneration] [Shapeshift]

EXTRA SKILL: [Inorganic Soul Manipulation] [High-Speed Movement] [Greater Hyper sense] [Spatial Travel] [Curse] [Infinite Threads] [Memory Manipulation] [Telepathy] [Spell cancel] [Multilayer Barrier] [Ultimate Barrier] [Fundamental Force Manipulation]

RESISTANCE: [Poison] [Negative Status] [Temperature Fluctuation] [Mental Attack]

EQUIPMENT: [Seele Schneider] [Sanrei Glove] [Big PP]

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