Two days after the tragedy in the kitchen...
The long-awaited Sunday had arrived, the only day that the students were allowed to rest from that busy birdcage (school) where they had to listen to endless chatter from the teachers....
On this beautiful day of rest and relaxation... Not everything was perfect and peaceful.
At least not for a certain group of "problem kids"
*Wiuuuuuu Wiuuuuuu (*Police siren sounds*)
The people who were walking calmly through the park looked at the street where a beautiful red Ferrari was moving at an incredibly dangerous and unsafe speed.
While he was closely followed by about twenty police patrols and a helicopter
...Tom, Julian, Shirou and Issei were being chased by the police
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inside the car
- Now you will say "Where did you learn to drive?!' - Tom said with a disdainful smile.
- Where did you learn to drive?!...Huh? - Issei yelled as he fastened his seat belt and clung to his seat.
- And Julian is about to say "Could you stop with the JoJo references?!"... And no, I can't; when I get nervous I can't help but release them like a machine gun - He said simply and with some embarrassment
- Could you stop with the JoJo references?! -
Next to Issei, Julian looked like he would burst into tears at any moment.
- IT'S MY END!!!! And I couldn't even lose my virginity!!! - Finally the poor trap could not bear the pressure and cried while hiding a few bundles of money that had been stolen from the bank... don't judge him, he was a man with needs (games, figurines, Etc) so the money was for a good higher
Shirou who was sitting in the passenger seat had his face green and seemed dizzy, if he had his hair completely cut and some antennae he could have passed as a perfect Martian
- ...Guys... I... I'm so sorry... I don't think... I'll make it to the end of the trip alive... Goodbye, tell Sakura that I!... Bleeerrrghhh - He said before sticking his head out the window throwing up the windshields of some police cars causing them to crash on the road - SORRY! Ugh-
- I repeat, where the hell did you learn to drive?! - Ex-dragon Oppai shouted once again
- Who needs a license or lessons? -A big smile covered the bicolor's face as he maneuvered the car to avoid pedestrians and obstacles in the way-I'm a super genius who learned to drive playing Grand Thef Auto (GTA)! -Tom spoke with total pride as he accelerated and hit some dumpsters on the way
(KW: I don't remember if that was how it was spelled)
The other boys (Except Shirou) looked at him in utter disbelief as they widened their eyes in shock, their mouths dropped to the point where they almost reached the ground of the vehicle, thus eliciting a small laugh from Tom who kept accelerating the Ferrari.
Making the boys fear for their lives even more and causing Shirou to vomit his entire breakfast at the patrols.
- SORRY! -
To understand how they got to this moment, everything is due to what happened two days ago.
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Two days ago, Friday, lunchtime
On the roof of the school Tom had taken Rin, Shiro and Kuu (The day before he used several compromising photos of Sona in a magical girl costume to make everyone enter the school without problems)
(KW:F for Sona)
- Lately I've been feeling down and a little strange... the feeling is very similar to what it gave me when Alaya called me after finishing a mission - Kuu said as his face distorted into an expression between concern and sad acceptance, reaching even At this point she didn't want to go back to that life as a CG, much less work under that crazy bitch again.
...But she somehow knew that these days wouldn't last forever, she felt like it was too good to be true.
So she had already prepared her heart for this, she trusted Tom but she doesn't know if he can face Alaya on his own.
......
At the mention of the subject, Tom's face turned cold while his eyes lost their shine a little.
The figure of him drinking coffee quite surprised the two redheads as he looked eerily similar to Kiritsugu.
- You have to find a way, no matter what happens, I will not allow it to take you - He pronounced her tone was something mechanical and lifeless, just like a machine
Both Rin and Shiro had a chill down their spines, while Kushiro had a bead of sweat on her forehead.
The tone that Tom had used seemed almost entirely like a combination between his mother-in-law and that of a certain false priest.
[Why do you talk like this Tom?] He asked his system with a curious voice though he quickly regretted it.
- 'I've realized that my emotions are very easy to see by my expressions, so I've been practicing this voice and my poker face, somehow I feel like I'll need them soon' - Tom sounded proud, something that Sakura honestly didn't she understood... she was also quite surprised that Tom sounded more robotic than her, and that she was supposed to be the system here!
- 'Sakura, I have an idea to help Kuu' - A small smile formed on Tom's face - 'Is it possible that with my skills I can make a Demi-servant?' -
For a moment Sakura was speechless.
[...It should be possible with the necessary equipment, you could gather the materials and ask Sirius to process them for you using his [Transmutation] it should be possible, don't worry I'll turn it around so it doesn't fail]
Both Rin and the two redheads trembled a little as they saw a small smile appear on Tom's face.
...It certainly looked like Kotomime's smile
- 'Although for my plan I will need some funds, and since I don't think that Angie will give me more funds than she gives me for the kitchen I have decided... Rob a bank!' - So Tom explained his plan to rob a bank in a town near Kuoh
[You are insane!]
- 'I know, I'm too amazing!' -
Sakura didn't know what to feel about how shameless and shameless she could become her host.
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Back to the present...
Tom drove out of town, parked and told everyone to get out while he arranged the bags full of money.
- ...By the beard of my aunt Matilda! What the hell are they doing? -Exclaimed dramatically seeing how Shirou and Issei kissed the ground, while Julian got on his knees while he cried
- *Sniff *Sniff Thanks for saving me Yisus! -
- It's not that he drives so badly, you know! - He crossed his arms with an annoyed expression as he looked away.
They all looked at Tom with strange expressions.
- ...Rin hit you tsundere? - After a brief consideration, Julian blurted out what everyone thought upon seeing his friend's reaction.
- I'M NOT TSUNDERE! - he yelled as he pushed them into the car - Okay before I held back out of consideration for you -
Soon the three boys felt goose bumps on their skin, they tried to get out of the doors.
*clack
...But they were locked
- Now I will drive at full speed! An insane gleam appeared in his eyes as he stomped on the accelerator.
Totally ignoring the pale faces of his accomplices
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -
His desperate screams echoed down the road along with Tom's psycho laugh, scaring everyone nearby.
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Omake: I am Batman!
Batman stared at the Joker, Robin next to him was ready to help him
Just as he was about to capture it, a white light descended distracting the dark knight and his little companion.
The Joker, despite how he seemed, was not an idiot, he took advantage of his opportunity and did what he always did: run away and make a new plan to kill the bat
*Bong
- Not so fast thug! - Shouted a voice, it sounded something young like 17-20 years old
The Joker quickly collided with a soft surface and was sent to the ground.
- It's time for you to be arrested for your crimes! - Shouted a different voice
Both the clown, batman and Robin looked in shock at the two figures in front of them.
One wore a suit identical to Batman's, only with a big belly that was obviously fake, his body was big and tall
The other was as small as a child and his mask did very little to hide his cute face (Everyone thought he was a girl), plus he was wearing an outfit a bit...ragged if you could tell.
Robin even hid his blushing face with his hands (Although she could see through his fingers)
- Who are you?! - Shouted the Joker with a barely containable rage
The Batman (Fake) raised his hand in the air as he introduced himself
- I AM FATMAN! The gentleman of buffets, banquets and King of the sofa and otakus! - He said dramatically while imitating the tone in which Batman speaks, then he pointed to the boy next to him - And this is my partner... -
- I am the man who scratches! - Shouted the boy with a cute smile
- 'MAN?!' - The two adults felt that they had just seen one of the strangest things in the world while poor Robin hugged his legs in a fetal position with a dumbfounded expression
- ...I... Was I looking that way at another guy? -
...It didn't look like he was going to recover from the shock for a while
- We did it -
Seeing the reactions of the three in front of them, Tom and Julian bumped their fists happily.
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As an explanation I make it clear that if the Stands are tied in the end I will make a Stand OC that has the skills of the tied ones, as well as adding some skills of my own imagination
Also, to continue the tradition
Should he use song names and lyrics as the basis for his abilities and Stand name?
By the way Killer Queen was planning to give it to Sirius or Julian
I don't know which one you think is better