Pitiful Pickup Lines...

Johnny then just continues to talk to the supposed married lady trying to get in her pants with her just trying to ignore him and arguing with him, meanwhile I'm left on the sidelines standing around like a fucking idiot holding his dick(I'm not actually holding my dick, it's just an expression). I've tried to get a word in a few times to the pompous douchebag but he has just settled on ignoring me so I have to find another way to get him to talk to me and it seems to me that I have to get rid of the thing that's distracting him and right now it's this married lady who seems to have cheated on her husband, I have to take her out of the equation and I only see one way of doing that right now and that's to seduce her myself but that's most likely because Johnny wants her and Johnny was just an asshole to me so I'm going to give him a nice fuck you(show him who wants an autograph).

"Excuse me.." I lean in to get a look at her name tag which is on the front of her desk. "Chloe, but I just came in here to get some help with my car but then I saw you and I just had to come over here. It's just.. You look so familiar, did we take a class together? Cause I could've sworn we had chemistry." I finish with a smooth smile and it's in the bag, I have to say that this is the best pickup line I could think of on the spot and it is a great one, that's right Johnny boy watch the master. Chloe the receptionist looks at me bewildered and then just shakes her head and says. "Talk to one of the mechanics here and they'll help you with your car, now both of you leave me alone so I can get back to work and not waste my time on idiots like you!" And she shoots me down without mercy.

"Haha dude.. You were shot down hard, 'did we have a class together because I could've sworn we had chemistry', ha classic. That was actually a pretty good line but your shit out of luck since I've been gnawing her down all this time." Johnny looks at me and starts to snigger, though he does complement my pickup line which I understand, it's a badass pickup line e after all. "Shut up man, you weren't doing any better. From what I could see your tactic was just to annoy her till she couldn't take it anymore until she just gives you a pity date, which from where I'm standing is worse then no date at all. At least I'm not a simp that is constantly trying to get in a girls pants when she's shot you down countless times, I'm gonna take no for an answer and leave it alone because after all there are plenty of fishes in the sea." I try to rile him up by calling him a simp, who does he think he is laughing at me.

"Did you just call me a simp?" Johnny questions affronted. "I ain't no simp, watch me now. I'm going to go straight up to her and ask her out and this time she isn't gonna say no because this time I'm bringing all the Johnny charm! Watch the master at work while you just stand there like an idiot!" Johnny laughs and turn towards the desk. "Hey Chlo...E?" But she isn't there, it seems like she took the opportunity to leave while me and Johnny argued over her and I don't blame her. Johnny obviously scared her away when he started talking about asking her out again and she must have been blinded by my brilliance and run away..sigh, who am I kidding I obviously fucked up here but that's not entirely my fault. I've only ever been with Gwen Stacey and that's it, I've ignored everyone else and it's just recently that I've started to pay attention to Mary Jane. I spend all my time researching and being anti-social so I'm not great at doing this sort of stuff, well at least I tried and that's all anyone can ask for, right?

Johnny just sighs and then looks at me, he seems a bit annoyed. "Alright dude, what do you want? The faster I sort you out the faster you can get out of here and stop ruining my chances with the ladies, so what is it that you want? Johnny questions and I'm glad that at least I've got his attention even if I did have to get shot down to get it, that's Gotta be worth something at least. "Yeah, my car was vandalised late last night and I paid a tow truck driver to drop it of here in the parking lot. It's there right now and I want to get it-" Johnny cuts me off. "Wait! That pink disaster out front is yours? That thing that used to be a sleek Audi R8? Well what are we waiting for, let's go and see this thing. I always love working on cars that look to be hopeless and unrepairable and I've been eyeing that pink monstrosity all morning!" Johnny exclaims and we begin to walk towards the car and hopefully the beginning of a beautiful relationship, at least before he runs out of uses for me.

Johnny begins to walk backwards in front of me on our way to the car, he begins to ask about my beautiful baby which has been wrecked beyond recognition. "So.. How exactly did this happen to your car? It didn't just happen overnight or something right, because you called it in at late night so it must've been done yesterday and you came back to find it." He deduces, I guess spending all that time surrounded by geniuses and some of was bound to rub off on him eventually. "I parked up last night and then walked a few blocks to a nearby convenience store for a drink and when I came back it was like this, I was devastated when I found it." We have arrived in front of my car now and he looks at me a bit suspiciously, like I'm sus. "Wait that can't be all, it must've taken you like ten to fifteen minutes to go to the convenience store and then get back to your car. That isn't near enough time for them to be able to do all of this to your car so there must've been something else that held you up." He gestures to my car in question.

I guess I've got to tell him about the carjacking incident, even though it's unfortunate that it happened I can't help but be a bit glad that it did as it gives me a reason why i took so long getting back to my car. If I find out tomorrow that Ben died in the hospital I'm going to hate myself for thinking that.

"Your right, on my way back I spotted a yellow car parked up on the road ahead of me and there seemed to be some kind of.."

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