Hell House

The impala cruises passed a sign that reads "Big Texas Towing and Salvage yard." Dean is driving and sarah is in the back seat looking out of the window and then Dean looks over and notices that sam is asleep with his mouth open, so he grabs a plastic spoon and he gently places it in Sam's mouth grinning he flips open his phone and takes a picture and sends it to sarah who can't help but laugh trying not to wake sam up and dean turns the radio up and he sings along to the song "Fire...of unknown origins...took my baby away!" Sam jerks and realises that there is something in his mouth he waves around and starts panics and waves his arms as his spits it out he looks over at the two of them sees sarah on her phone and dean air drumming along to the song on the steering wheel, then he looks over grinning as Sam wipes his mouth and turns the music down and says to them "Ha, ha very funny." Sarah said "Hey in my defence it wasn't my idea, his the mastermind behind it all, yeah i know i should've said something but come on it was a little funny." Dean said "heh heh heh. Sorry, not a lot of scenery here in East Texas, kinda gotta make your own." Sam wasn't exactly impressed and said "Man we're not kids anymore Dean. We're not going to start that crap up again." Sarah was confused and asked "Start what up?" Sam said "Me and Dean when we was kids we would prank each other and it would always escalate." Dean then said "Aw, what's the matter Sammy, scared you're going to get a little Nair in your shampoo again huh?" Sam said "All right, just remember you started it." Dean said "Ah ha, bring it on baldy." Sam then asked "Where are we?" Sarah says "A few hours outside of Richardson, about a month or two ago this group of kids goes poking around in this local haunted house." Dean asked "Haunted by what?" Sam then said "Apparently, a pretty misogynistic spirit. Legend goes, it takes girls and strings them up in the rafters. Anyway this group of kids see this dead girl hanging in the cellar." Dean asked "Did anyone ID the corpse?" Sarah said "Well, that's the thing. By the time the cops got there the body was gone. So cops are saying the kids were just yanking chains." Dean said "Maybe the cops are right." Sam then said "Maybe, but I read a couple of the kids firsthand accounts. They seemed pretty sincere." Dean asked Sam "Where'd you read these accounts?" Sam said "Well, I knew we were going to be passing through Texas. So, umm, last night, I surfed some local ..." he quickly added "paranormal websites. And I found one." Sarah asked "And what's it called." Sam replies with "HellHoundsLair.com." Dean then said "Lemme guess, streaming live out of Mom's basement." Sam grinning said "Yeah, Probably." Dean said "Yeah. Most of those websites wouldn't know a ghost if it bit 'em in the persqueeter." Sam then said "Look. We let Dad take off. Which was a mistake, by the way. And now we don't know where the hell he is, so meantime we gotta find ourselves something to hunt. There's no harm checking this thing out." Dean said "All right. So where do we find these kids?" Sam said "Same place you always find kids in a town like this."

In the Music shop Sarah, Dean and Sam enter behind the counter Craig says "Lady and fellas, Can I help you with anything?"Sam asks "Yeah, are you Craig Thurston?" Craig says "I am." Dean said "Well we're reporters with the Dallas Morning News. I'm Dean, this is Sam and this is Sarah." Craig looked surprised and said "No way. Well I'm writer too. I write for my school's lit magazine." Dean said "Well, good for you Morrissey." Sarah said "Umm. We're doing an article on local hauntings and rumour has it you might know of one." Craig said "You mean the Hell House?" Dean says "That's the one."Craig said "I didn't think there was anything to the story." Sam said "Why don't you tell us the story." Craig said "Well, supposedly back in the '30s this farmer, Mordachai Murdoch, used to live in this house with his six daughters. It was during the Depression, his crops were failing, he didn't have enough money to feed his own children. So I guess that's when he went off the deep end." Sarah asked "How?" Craig looked at them and said "Well, he figured it was best if his girls died quick, rather than starve to death. So he attacked them. They screamed, begged for him to stop but he just strung 'em up, one after the other. And when he was all finished he just turned around and hung himself. Now they say that his spirit is trapped in the house forever, stringing up any other girl that goes inside." Sarah asked Craig "Where'd you hear all this?" Craig said "My cousin Dana told me. I don't know where she heard it from. Ya gotta realise, I -- I didn't believe this for a second." Sam said "But now you do." Craig said to the three of them, "I don't know what the hell to think, man. You guys, I--I'll tell you exactly what I told the police, ok? That girl was real. And she was dead. This was not a prank. I swear to God, I don't wanna go anywhere near that house ever again, ok?" Dean said "Thanks"

Sam, Sarah and Dean slush up the muddy path to the house and Sam says "Can't say I blame the kid." Dean said "Yeah, so much for curb appeal." Sam comes back towards Dean and Sarah who is holding a EMF, which is making noises and Sam asks "You got something?" Dean tapping the EMF said "Ye-ah. The EMFs no good."Sarah asked "Why?" Dean gesturing at overhead power lines and then he says "I think that thing's still got a little juice in it. It's screwing with all the readings." Sarah said "Yeah that'd do it." Dean said "Yeah. Come on, let's go." They headed inside and start looking around Dean whistling says " Looks like old man Murdock was a bit of a tagger here in his time." Sam says "And after his time too. That reverse cross has been used by Satanists for centuries but this sigil of sulfur didn't show up in San Franciso until the '60s." Dean looks at Sam and says "That is exactly why you never get laid." Sarah moving to the other wall and she says "Hey what about this one, you seen this one before?" Gesturing at the symbol, it is a cross with a small dot in the middle and the bottom stroke looks like an upside-down question mark, Sam says "No." Dean says "I have somewhere." Sarah rubbing the symbol says "It's paint. Seems pretty fresh too."Sarah says "I don't know Sarah, I hate to agree with authority figures of any kind, but...the cops may be right about this one."

A sudden noise has the three of them alerted, Dean and Sarah are on one side of the door whilst sam is on the other side of the door, Dean nods his head and they bust through and there are bright lights shine in their eyes. Guy 1 said "Oh, cut. It's just a coupla humans." One guy holds a small electrical gadget, the other a camera which he switches off, Guy 1 asks "What are you lady and guys doing here?"Dean said "What the hell are you doing here?" Guy 1 answers with "Ah-ha-ha. We belong here, we're professionals?" Sarah asked "Professional what?" Guy 1 noticed sarah and he smiled and then he said "Paranormal Investigators." The guy who's talking just hands sarah a card and then he continued and said "There you go, take a look at that young lady." Sarah show Sam and Dean and Dean said "Oh you gotta be kidding me." Sam said "Ed Zeddmore and Harry Spengler? Hellhoundslair.com. You guys run that website." Ed said "Yeah." Dean said "Oh yeah, yeah, we're huge fans." Ed said "And ahh, we know who you guys are too." They all looked at him sharply and then Sam says "Oh yeah?" Ed says "Amateurs, with a pretty lady." Dean is about to lose interest then Ed mentioned sarah and he said "Yeah, i wouldn't go there dude she's spoken for." Ed looks at dean and says "Let me guess she's dating you." Sarah said "As a matter of fact yeah we are together."

After a while of talking the EMF goes crazy and then Dean asks "Huh. So you guys ever really seen a ghost before, or..." Ed said "Once. We were, uh...we were investigating this old house and we saw a vase fall right off the table..." Harry said "By itself." Ed looks over at Harry and then back at the others and says "Well, we, we we we didn't actually see it, we heard it. And something like that...it uh...it changes you." Dean said "Yeah. I think I get the picture. We should go, let them get back to work." Ed said "Yeah, you should." Sarah still holding Dean's hand follows and dean says "Sam." After the three of them left Ed said "Yeah, work." Ed says to Harry "I'm sorry. That pot we smoked gave me the giggles.

Outside the Library Dean and Sarah was waiting for Sam whilst he went inside to find out some research and sarah was cuddled into dean leaning against the car and they was kissing and then Sam came out of the library dean noticed and so did sarah and she moved away from Dean and he asked Sam "Hey, what you got?" Sam said "Well I couldn't find a Mordechai but I did find a Martin Murdock who lived in that house in the '30s. He did have children but only two of them, both boys, and there's no evidence he ever killed anyone." Sarah said "Huh." Sam said "What about you two?" Sarah said "Well those kids didn't really give us a clear description of that dead girl but I did hit up the police station. No matching missing persons. It's like she never existed. Dude, come on, we did our digging, man, this one's a bust all right. For all we know those hellHound boys made up the whole thing." Sam said "Yeah all right." Dean said "I say we find ourself a bar and some beers and leave the legend to the locals." Dean, Sarah and Sam get into the impala, Sam leans down and looks out of the window smiling and as soon as dean turns the key to start the car causing the Latino pop-dance music blasts from the speakers; when Dean tries to turn it off, the wipers turn on and then he rears back which confuses him and he says "WHOA! What the..." He quickly reaches to turn everything off and he looks over at Sam who's laughing He licks his finger and marks an imaginary '1' in the air then points to himself. Dean says to Sam "That's all you got? Weak. That is bush league." Then the impala pulls away.

At the hell house it was night time and 2 girls and 1 guy approach the house and the Guy says "This is it. The point of no return." Girl 1 asked "Why do I have to go in there?" Girl 2 replies "Because Jill you chose dare. You either have to grab a jar from Mordechai's cellar and bring it back or...." The guy said "...or you can make out with me." Jill gives them both a dirty look and she says "I'll take the homicidal ghost, thanks." She turns on her torch and slowly approaches the house, leaving the other two behind, the guy asks the girl Would you ever take that dare?" The girl scoffs and says "Hell, no!" Inside the house Jill cautiously moves inside, there is a noise that sounds like something sharpened, Jill says "Hello? Hello? Is anybody there?" There are some chicken feet, Jill makes her way to the cellar and she looks around and moves towards the jars. She takes one, but hears a sound, whirls, and drops the jar, panicked and then she says "ok, ok, ok, ok,ok." She turns around and she comes face to face with sees Mordechai. He throws a rope around her neck and she screams and keeps screaming as she is hoisted in the air.

The following morning Emergency service vehicles and men move around, Jill's body bought out on a stretcher Dean, Sarah and Sam approach a man and Dean asks "What happened?" The man said "A coupla cops say a girl hung herself in the house." Sarah said "Suicide?" Man said "Yeah. She was a straight A student, with a full ride to UT too. It just don't make sense." The guy walks away and sam asks "Whaddaya think?" Dean says "I think maybe we missed something."

At night time at the hell house there was a police car parked in front of the building, Sam, Sarah and Dean are hiding behind bushes and Sam says "I guess the cops don't want anyone else screwing around in there." Dean said "Yeah but we still gotta get in there." Sarah hears whispers and peeks from the hiding place and says "I don't believe it." Sam and Dean spins to look, Ed and Harry are approaching: hunched over, wearing all sorts of gadgets, whispering and shh-ing each other. Dean says "I got an idea." He rises slightly, he turns towards and the cops and a cups his hand over his mouth and he said "Who ya gonna call!" Ed and Harry say "Wha...huh?" One of the cops noticed Ed and Harry and says "Hey! You!" The cops shouts to them "Freeze. Run! Come on! Get back here. Hey!" The cops chase Ed and Harry back down the path. Laughing, Sam, Sarah and Dean make a break for the house and once inside sam breaks out the rifles, handing one to dean and one to sam, sarah turns on the flashlight and then Dean says "Where have I seen that symbol before? it's killing me!" Sam said "Come on, we don't have much time."

They go down to the basement and look around, Dean spies the jars and picks one up for a closer look the pale red liquid sloshes around inside and Dean says "Hey Sam. I dare you to take a swig of this." Sam said "What the hell would I do that for?" Dean said...."I double dare you." Sam just shakes his head, looking away Dean grins a noise has them both on alert and they move toward the cabinet. At Dean nods and Sam opens the door, Rats squeak and run from the torchlight. Dean lifting his feet and he says "Arghh! I hate rats." Sarah said "You'd rather it was a ghost?" Dean simply says "Yes." Sarah sees Mordechai behind sam and dean and they turn around and spot Mordechai as well dean shoots him and he mists away. Sam asked "What the hell kind of spirit is immune to rock salt?" Dean said "I dunno. Come on. Come on come on!" Sarah said "Go! Get outta here!!" Mordechai smashes the electrical box and sparks fly everywhere, the three of them bolt for the door.

Outside Ed and Harry creep back towards the house, Harry raising his night vision goggles and he says "Maybe we should just get out of here." Ed said "No. Would John Edward go? We've lost the cops, let's find our centre and get some work done. Ok? All right?" As they approach the porch, camera raised, Sam, Sarah and Dean bust out, They fall through the emergency tape and roll down the steps, spring immediately to their feet and keep running. Dean says "Get that damn thing outta my face." Sam says "Go, Go, Go!" Ed and Harry are still facing the door and see Mordechai lurk, Ed says "Sweet lord..." Harry then said ".......of the rings. RUN!!! GO GO GO!" They turn to flee...and run straight into the arms of the cops, Harry says "Look, there's a...look. There's a man over there....I saw....where'd he go?" The cops grabbed the boys collars and said as they dragged them away "Boys come on."

Dean is sitting on the bed drawing out the symbol, sarah is sitting beside him and Sam is researching and Dean says "What the hell is this symbol? It's buggin' the hell outta me. This whole damn job's buggin' me. I thought the legend said Mordechai only goes after chicks." Sam says "It does." Dean said "All right. Well I mean that explains why he went after you, but why me and i know why he went for you sarah." Sam says "Hilarious. The legend also says he hung himself but did you see those slit wrists?" Dean said "Yeah." Sarah then says "What's up with that? And the axe too. I mean, ghosts are usually pretty strict, right? Following the same patterns over and over?" Dean says "But this mook keeps changing." Sam clicking away on his laptop says "Exactly. I'm telling ya, the way the story goes ... wait a minute." Sarah said "What?" Sam said "Someone added a new post to the Hell Hound site. Listen to this. 'They say Mordechai Murdock was really a Satanist who chopped up his victims with an axe before slitting his own wrists. Now he's imprisoned in the house for eternity." Still staring at the symbol dean suddenly sits up straight and sam says "Where the hell is this going?" Dean says "I don't know but I think I might have just figured out where it all started."

At the music store Craig is sitting at the counter looking depressed, Dean walks in and says "Hey remember us?" Craig looked up and he said "Guys, look I'm really not in the mood to answer any of your questions ok?" Sarah says "Oh don't worry. We're just here to buy an album, that's all." Sarah flicks through and picks up an album and dean joins her as they approach the counter he says to both of them as sam has joined them as well "You know I couldn't figure out what that symbol was and then I realized that it doesn't mean anything. It's the logo for the Blue Oyster Cult." He then looked at Craig and he said "Tell me Craig, you, uh, you into BOC? Or just scaring the hell outta people? Now why 'n't you tell us about that house ... without lying through your ass this time." Craig sighed and said "All right, um. My cousin Dana was on break from TCU. Ah, I guess we were just bored, looking for something to do. So I showed her this abandoned dump I found. We thought it would be funny if we made it look like it was haunted. So we painted symbols on the walls, some from some albums, some from some of Dana's theology textbooks. Then we found out this guy Murdock used to live there so we ...we made up some story to go along with that. So they told people, who told other people. And then these two guys put it on their stupid website. Everything just took on a life of its own. I mean I, I thought it was funny at first but... now that girl's dead! It was just a joke, you know. I mean, none of it was real, we made the whole thing up. I swear!" Sam simply says "All right." The three of them leave the music shop and Dean says to the both of them "If none of it was real how the hell do you explain Mordechai?"

Back at the motel whilst sam was having a shower, sarah was getting dressed dean enters and he walks over to Sam's bed, lifting a packet labelled "Itching Powder!" He calls out to sam and says "Hey, I'm back." From the bathroom sam shouts "Hey, where were you?" Dean says "I went out." Dean picks up Sam's underwear from the bed and shakes the content of the packet onto it, from the bathroom sam shouts "So I think I might have a theory about what's going on." Dean says as he's still shaking the itching powder "Oh yeah?" Sam says "What if Mordechai is a Tulpa?" Dean says "Tulpa?" Sam emerging from the bathroom, wearing only a towel around his waist says "Yeah, a Tibetan thought form." Dean and Sarah are sitting on their bed and dean says "Ahh, yeah, I know what a Tulpa is. Hey why don't you get dressed, I wanna go grab something to eat." Dean enters the bathroom and sarah leaves the room as she's ready and sam's naked wearing just a towel.

They are in the cafe and the server comes over and says "Here you lady and gents." Dean with the help of Sarah took the cups to the table where Sam was he was grimacing and adjusting his jeans and sarah asks "Sam, you okay you seem to be adjusting your jeans a bit?" Sam said "Nothing, I'm fine." Dean said "Yeah?" Sam said "Yeah." Sarah said "So, ahhh, all right keep going. What about these Tulpas?" Sam said "Ok, so there was this incident in Tibet in 1915. Group of monks visualised a golem in their head. The meditated on it so hard they bought the thing to life. Outta thin air." Dean said "So?" Sam continues and he says "That was 20 monks. Imagine what 10,000 web surfers could do. I mean Craig starts the story about Mordechai, then it spreads, goes online. Now there are countless people all believing in the bastard." Dean says "Now wait a second. Are you trying to tell me that just because people believe in Mordechai, he's real?" Sam looking uncomfortable says "Maybe." Dean says "People believe in Santa Claus -- how come I'm not getting hooked up every Christmas?" Sarah says "Dean I love you and all but it's because you're a bad person. And because of this.." Sam turns his laptop around and says "That's a Tibetan spirit sigil. On the wall of the house. Craig said they were painting symbols from a theology textbook. I bet they painted this, not even knowing what it was. Now that sigil has been used for centuries, concentrating meditative thoughts like a magnifying glass. So people are on the HellHounds website, staring at the symbol, thinking about Mordechai ... I mean I don't know, but it might be enough to bring a Tulpa to life." Sarah said "It would explain why he keeps changing." Sam Grimacing and adjusting himself again he says " Right, as the legend changes, people think different things, so Mordechai himself changes. Like a game of telephone. That would also explain why the rock salt didn't work." Dean said "Yeah because he's not a traditional spirit." Sam still fidgeting and he says "Yeah." Sarah says "Ok. So why don't we just...uhh ... get this spirit sigil thingie off the wall and off the website?" Sam says "Well it's not that simple. You see, once Tulpas are created they take on a life of their own." Dean said "Great. So if he really is a thought form how the hell are we supposed to kill an idea?" Sam shows Dean and Sarah the footage, from the previous night and he says "Since they've posted the video their number of hits have quadrupled in the last day alone." Dean said "Hmph. I got an idea. Come on." Sarah asked "Where are we going?" Dean said to the both of them "We gotta find a copy store." They all get up to go sam itching and jiggling and he says " Man, I think I'm allergic to our soap or something." Sarah has already gone ahead and Dean laughed as he walks away and Sam said "You did this?" Dean continued laughing and Sam says "You're a friggin jerk!" Dean simply says "Oh yeah."

At the trailer park Ed and Harry sit in a trailer with all their equipment and harry says "No, no, no, forget it. Forget it! I'm not going back in there again." Ed says "Harry. Look at me. Right here. Ok? You are a ghost hunter, ok?" Harry says "I know but, Ed, I've never seen a real ghost before Ed, like a real ghost, an apparition!" Ed said "This stuff here...this is our ticket to the big time right here. Fame, money, sex. With girls. OK? Be brave. WWBD. What Would Buffy Do. huh?" Harry whispered What would Buffy do. But Ed, she's stronger than me." Ed says "It's ok." Suddenly there is pounding on the door Harry jumps a foot in the air and squeals Harry asks "Who is it?" Dean said "Come on out here guys, we hear you in there." Ed said "It's them." They stick their heads out of the door and Dean said "Ah, would you look at that! Action figures in their original packaging -- what a shock." Sarah says "Guys we need to talk." Ed said "Yeah, um, sorry guys and girl. We're ahhh, a little bit busy right now." Dean said "Ok well we'll make it quick. We need you to shut down your website." Ed laughing said "Man, you know, these guys got us busted last night, spent the night in a holding cell..." Harry said "I had to pee in that cell urinal. In front of people. And I get stage fright." Ed said "Why should we trust you guys?" Sam says "Look guys. We all know what we saw last night, what's in the house. But now thanks to your website there are thousands of people hearing about Mordechai." Dean says "That's right. Which means people are gonna keep showing up at the Hell House, running into him in person, somebody could get hurt." Ed said "Yeah,yeah...." Harry said "Ed maybe he's got a point, maybe...." Ed simply said "Nope." Harry says "No." Ed says "We have an obligation to our fans, to the truth." Dean said "Well I have an obligation to kick both your little asses right now --" Sam said "Dean--Dean, hey, hey, just, forget it, all right? These guys ..." they sighs and he continues and says "probably bitch slap them both, I could probably even tell them that thing about Mordechai ... but they're still not gonna help us. Let's just go." Ed and Harry both said "Whoa...whoa..." Dean says "Yeah, you're right." Dean, Sarah and Sam walk away, Ed and Harry trailing behind, Ed said "What you say about...?" Harry said "Hang on a second here." Ed said "Wait...wait." Harry said "What thing about Mordechai you guys?" Dean says "Don't tell 'em Sam and Sarah." Sam said "But if they agree to shut the website down Dean." Dean said "They're not going to do it, you said so yourself." Ed said "No wait. Wait. Don't listen to him ok? We'll do it. We'll do it." Dean said "It's a secret Sam and Sarah." Sam looks at Ed and Harry and says " Look, it is a really big deal all right. And it wasn't easy to dig up. So only if we have your word that you'll shut everything down." Ed says "Totally." Sam simply says "All right." Dean hands them some paperwork and sarah says "It's a death certificate. From the '30s. We got it at the library. Now according to the coroner, the actual cause of death was a self-inflicted gunshot wound." Dean said "That's right he didn't hang or cut himself." Ed said "He shot himself?" Sam says "Yep. With a .45 pistol. To this day they say he's terrified of them." Dean says "Matter of fact they say if you shoot him with a .45, loaded with these special wrought-iron rounds -- it'll kill the sonuvabitch." Ed and Harry snigger gleefully. Harry spins and bolts back toward the trailer, Ed follows more slowly. Ed says "Harry Slow your roll buddy. They're gonna know we're excited."

In the cafe Sam, Sarah and Dean sit in a booth, Sam looking at his laptop dean reaches up to the 3D artwork of a fisherman holding a big fish and pulls the cord. The fisherman's mouth moves up and down and an extremely annoying laugh plays, Sam pulling the cord to stop it and he says "If you pull that string one more time I'm gonna kill you." Dean , deadpan, stares at Sam while pulling the cord again. Sam immediately stops it, glaring at Dean and Dean snickering and says "Come on man, you need more laughter in your life. You know you're way too tense"Sam gives Dean another dirty look and he sighed and then Sarah asked "Did they post it yet?"Sam moves the laptop around and shows Dean and Sarah and Dean reads "We've learned from reputable sources that Mordechai Murdock has a fatal fear of firearms. All right. How long do we wait?" Sam said "Long enough for the new story to spread, and the legend to change. I figure by nightfall iron rounds will work on the sucker." Sam holds his beer out to Dean, who lifts his own and taps it and simply says "Sweet."Dean takes a long drink and Sam starts grinning. Dean goes to put the bottle down but it is stuck to his hand, Sam cracks up as Dean stares at it, confused and Dean asks "You didn't." Sam laughing and holding up super glue said "Oh, I did." Dean shakes his hand while sam, laughing pulls the string to set the fisherman laughing again.

At the hell house it was night time and the two cops are searching the surrounds, with their torches Cop 1 says "I'm telling ya, I heard something. Coming from over there." The noise of the fisherman can be heard and Cop 1 continued "See? See? There it is again." Cop 2 said "What is tha..." Sarah, Dean and Sam enter the house on alert, guns drawn, and begin a methodical search, staying back to back. Dean readjusts his gun hand, Dean says snarky "I barely have any skin left on my palm." Sam said "I'm not touching that line with a ten foot pole."Dean shines the flashlight in Sam's face until he winces, Sarah has already gone into the other room, Dean and Sam follows and Sarah asks "So you think old Mordechai's home?" Sam says "I don't know." Ed says "Me either." The three of them turn around pointing their guns at Ed and Harry, Ed said "Woah, Woah."Sam says "What are you trying to do, get yourself killed?" Ed says "We're just trying to get a book and movie deal, ok?" From the basement comes the sound of knives being sharpened Sarah, Dean and Sam are immediately back on alert.Ed simply said "Oh crap."Ed and Harry crowd in close behind Dean, Sam and Sarah with their camera. Ed asked "Ah guys, you wanna ... you wanna open that door for us?" Sarah looks at Ed and says "Why don't you?" Mordechai bursts through the door holding an axe and screaming Sarah, Sam and Dean empty their gun chambers. He holds on, then wavers and disappears into mist, They check the rooms to see if they're clear and Ed says "Oh God. He's gone. He's gone." Harry asked "Did you get him?" Ed said "Yeah they got him." Harry said "Let me see it, let me see it." Harry takes the camera and flips it open. Mordechai appears, slams his axe through the camera, forcing Harry to the ground and disappears again, Dean runs in and says "Hey! Didn't you guys post that B.S. story we gave you?" Ed said "Of course we did." Sarah and Sam appear in the other door, gun at the ready, Harry then said "But then our server crashed." Ed simply said "Yeah." Sarah asked "So it didn't take?" Harry and Ed said "UH...mmm...."

Dean said "So these, these guns don't work." Ed said "Yeah." Sarah said "Great, Sam and Dean any ideas?" Harry said "We are getting outta here." Ed said "Yeah. Come on, Ed" Harry grabbing Ed, they both run past Dean to the other room, where Mordechai appears again. Screaming, they run to the front door but it is locked. Mordechai follows them, Harry said "Jesus, Joseph and Mary." Ed said "The power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!" Behind Sam shouted "HEY! Come and get it you ugly son of a bitch." They fight until Mordechai pins Sam against the wall, axe across his throat. Sam to Ed and Harry says "Get out of here, now!" Ed says "We're out of here..." Dean and Sarah are in the other room splashing kerosene everywhere. Mordechai lifts Sam, off his feet with the pressure of the axe at his throat. Sam gasping says "Dean and Sarah." They appear and both shout "Hey!" Dean holds up up a spray bottle and lights the gas, a plume of fire appears, Dean says to Sam "Go go go!" Sam and Sarah runs passed Dean follows them as he stops and leans over, holding his throat.Dean says "Mordechai can't leave the house, we can't kill him -- We improvise." Dean holds up his lighter, flicks it, and throws it back into the room. It bursts into flame and the three of them run outside.Sam said "That's your solution? Burn the whole damn place to the ground?" Dean said "Well nobody will go in anymore. I mean look, Mordechai can't haunt a house if there's no house to haunt. It's fast and dirty but it works." Sam says "Well what if the legend changes again and Mordechai is allowed to leave the house?" Dean says "Well -- well then we'll just have to come back." They stand there watching the building burn and then Sarah says "Kinda makes you wonder. Of all the thing we hunted, how many existed just cuz people believed in them."

Sarah, Sam and Dean are hanging out by a picnic table at the trailer park. Ed and Harry approach carrying grocery bags and Harry says "I was thinking that Mordechai has a really super high attack bonus." Ed said "Man I got the munchies right now." He then says to Sarah, Dean and Sam "Lady and Gentlemen." Sam said "Hey guys." Harry said "Should we tell 'em." Ed said "Hey, might as well, you know, they're going to read about it in the trades." Harry said "So this morning we got a phone call from a very important Hollywood producer." Dean said "Oh yeah, wrong number?" Ed said "No, smart-ass. He read all about the Hell House on our website and wants to option the motion picture rights. Maybe even have us write it." The place The place their grocery bags into a totally overloaded car and Harry said "And create the RPG." Dean said "The what?" Sarah said "It mean role playing game." The four guys looked at sarah surprised and then Sam says "Well congratulations guys. That sounds really great." Dean said "Yeah. That's awesome, best of luck to you." Ed said "Oh yeah, luck. That has nothing to do with it. It's about talent. Sheer unabashed talent." They all nod to each other and Ed said "See ya round..." They got into the car and drove off and Dean says "Wow" Sam said "I have a confession to make." Sarah looked at Sam and said "What's that." Sam said "I, uh...I was the one that called them and told them I was a producer." Sarah had got into the back seat of the impala whilst the other two was talking and then Dean laughed and said "Yeah well I'm the one who put the dead fish in their back seat." They both laugh and then sam says "Truce?" Dean said "Yeah truce. At least for the next 100 miles." They get into the impala and drive off to their next job wherever it will take them.