wet hands

Chen Xu's voice was so heartbreaking that Gao Xiaojie was about to touch the unknown object. He was so frightened that he immediately turned around: "What's your name?!"

"This, this," Chen Xu quickly blocked Gao Xiaojie behind him and said with a straight face, miss, please don't touch everything, okay? Some unknown objects are not good things, and you will regret them for the rest of your life if you touch them.

"You are Miss!" Gao Xiaojie rolled his eyes, because the transliteration of her name Xiaojie is "Miss". This word originally meant nothing, but with the development of the times, the meaning of this word has become more and more ambiguous, so Gao Xiaojie always calls herself As "this girl", I am absolutely allergic to the word miss!

But when he thought of the young lady, Gao Xiaojie had a lot of experience after all, so he immediately reacted and looked at Chen Xu with his eyes wide open in disbelief: "Damn, this thing is yours?! You, you, you, you! You did it so early in the morning? Yeah, masturbating here?"

When Chen Xu heard this, he fell to the ground. It took him a while to get up and said, "Sister, are you making a mistake?" How could I possibly do such a thing? ! Is this what people left behind?

Gao Xiaojie spat and blushed. Who could be so shameless? Chen Xu also said, yes, yes, if you don't clean up the battlefield after the battle, isn't this harming pure people like us? Why sit here?

"I don't want to sit in a place like this. It's disgusting to think about it!" Gao Xiaojie blushed, walked away quickly for a few steps with his book in his arms, and then turned back: "This classmate, I heard about the Wu Yuan computer in your dormitory. Good technique?"

"Uh, what's wrong?"

"Is Wu Yuan's QQ name called Crazy Ice Roar?"

"No," Chen Xu scratched his head: "That's my Q, what's wrong?"

"Yours?!" Gao Xiaojie showed a sudden realization on his face, and an extremely evil smile, saying that it was very good, very good. Is your QQ signature that "It's not difficult to get your hands wet, but it's difficult to get your quilt wet"?

Chen Xu sweated when he heard this. To be honest, his QQ signature was really evil, especially when a girl said it to her face.

That sentence should have been "It's not difficult to recite a poem, but it's difficult to recite poems for a lifetime." But after Chen Xu changed two words, he became extremely evil. Then he looked at the used condom next to him. When Gao Xiaojie just said "jerk off", Chen Xu felt so embarrassed that he couldn't even lift his head.

"Very good!" Gao Xiao nodded and said, since it's you, that's right. This classmate, please tell me the truth. If you confess, you will be lenient, if you resist, you will be punished. Sister, I am in a good mood today. If you tell me the truth, I will spare you a life. Little life.

Chen Xu was confused by these words. What did I tell him?

Before she could finish her words, she was hit on the head. This small girl from Jiangnan pinched her waist like a teapot and stared at her, saying, "They look pretty similar, huh? Tell me, did you steal that photo of mine?" ?"

"What photo?" After Chen Xu said this, he immediately knew what had happened.

Photos of Gao Xiaojie!

That day, that bitch Wu Yuan got Gao Xiaojie's QQ number through some unknown means, and then logged into his QQ space, cracked the password of the photo album, and got a bunch of photos of someone's little girl... If you just say that they are all beautiful photos. Forget it, just watch it. Isn't the little girl taking such beautiful photos just for others to see? It can also satisfy your vanity, but the problem is that one of those photos is so ugly that it would be a huge blow to this little girl if it spread.

What Chen Xu is thinking about now is whether the photo will be accidentally spread out? Because Wu Yuan is going to get a new computer soon, this laptop is not as expensive as before, like his wife, and no one else will be allowed to touch it. So during this period, many animals were fine and took advantage of Wu Yuan's absence to turn on his computer and surf the Internet. Maybe someone would see the photo and spread it?

Seeing the murderous look in this Jiangnan girl's eyes, Chen Xu's heart skipped a beat, "I can't say, even if I kill me, I can't say that this matter has anything to do with me!"

If you confess, you will be given leniency, and if you go to jail, you will be punished; if you resist, you will be given strict punishment, and you can go home for the New Year. Chen Xu understood this very well, so he deliberately made a silly and innocent expression: "What kind of photo is it?!"

"You still said that!" Gao Xiaojie knew at a glance that this guy was deliberately pretending to be stupid. Then he took out his mobile phone and pulled out a photo and gestured at Chen Xu: "Look, did you steal this from my space? You still said Dare you deny it?"

When Chen Xu saw that it was indeed that photo, he pretended to be curious: "Hey, who is this? Why does it look like you?"

"You still pretend to look the same!" Gao Xiaojie said angrily, "Please! It's absolutely impossible for anyone to recognize that this photo is me at first glance! Please use your brain next time you lie! Humph, now Tell me honestly, was it you who cracked the password of my QQ photo album?"

Chen Xu wanted to continue to quibble, so Gao Xiaojie snorted: "I'm giving you one last chance now. Tell me honestly, who cracked the password of my QQ photo album? Humph, don't think I don't know, I've already been there I saw your QQ number among the visitors in my space! Crazy Ice Roar!"

Chen Xu was really sweating now. He quickly said that it was really not me. How could I, with my poor computer skills, crack the QQ photo album password? That was all Wu Yuan's doing, it has nothing to do with me!

If Wu Yuan were here, he would definitely stab this betrayed brother to death, but Chen Xu also thought in his heart that the dead Taoist friend is not the poor Taoist. Boss, it's not me who betrayed you, it's not that the national army doesn't work hard, it's really... The Communist Army is so cunning! The handle has been pinched by others, what else is there to say? Moreover, Chen Xu believed that if this matter were to be dealt with, given the nature of the boss, he would definitely be the first to take the blame.

"Is it really Wu Yuan?"

"It's him! It's definitely him!" Chen Xu nodded heavily: "Our boss is from the computer interest group, how can ordinary people get in?"

Gao Xiaojie snorted: "What about the computer team? It's a big name? Don't they all have to listen to me now?"

Chen Xu said "Ah", Gao Xiaojie waved his hand and said, don't worry about these things for now. Are you sure it was Wu Yuan who did it?

"Definitely and definitely!"

"That's okay!" After hearing what Gao Xiaojie said, Chen Xu timidly asked this eldest sister, what are you going to do with our boss? Should he be fried or should he be stripped naked and hung at the school gate?

Gao Xiaojie rolled his eyes at Chen Xu and said, if that happens, will you do his job? And am I so violent in your heart?

Chen Xu said something, didn't he? Seeing Gao Xiaojie glare again, he quickly apologized and said, "Boss, are you working for you now? What kind of work are you doing?"

"Secret!" Gao Xiaojie smiled proudly, "Anyway, they have been busy for so long and it is almost over. Since you helped me a lot today, I will let you see it when the finished product comes out and starts testing."

Chen Xu scratched his head: "How did I help you?"

Gao Xiaojie seemed to be in a good mood. He gave Chen Xu a charming look and said, that's all, I'll get out of the way first. Then he ran away as fast as a rabbit, leaving Chen Xu alone and wondering: "What did I do to help her? Is it about condoms?"

After Gao Xiaojie turned a corner here, he immediately took out his mobile phone, dialed the number and laughed loudly and said: "Jingjing, I have found out who cracked my QQ photo album! It's that boy Wu Yuan! Yes , that's the wretched-looking guy with glasses! Yes, Chen Banxian said it himself."

Over there, Zhan Jing chuckled: "Now that you know, what are you going to do with him? Are you going to print his mobile phone number on flyers and post them all over the campus, or are you going to tie a stone to his leg and throw it into the Swan Lake?" ah?"

Gao Xiaojie exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Oh my! Jingjing, when did you become so evil? What a vicious method!"

Zhan Jing over there was a little speechless and said, wasn't this what you said in the dormitory before?

"Did I say that?" Gao Xiaojie laughed sheepishly. Yesterday, she knew that the ugly photo of herself had been spread everywhere. She was so angry that she ate a few more bags of potato chips. These words may have been said in the future. Gao Xiaojie said, Jingjing, please stop changing the subject, okay? I almost got fooled by you! You said that no matter what method I use, as long as I find out who sneaked into my photo album, you will teach me hacking techniques!

Zhan Jing's voice was filled with a smile: "Uh, did I say that?"

"Ahhh! Jingjing, you can't lie! You said it clearly! And I did it! Tell me, is the result you tracked the computer of Wu Yuan?"

"Okay, okay, I'm defeated by you." Zhan Jing couldn't stand Gao Xiaojie's entanglement and had to sigh: "Then you read that assembly language book first. Your temper is too impetuous. If you can read it, then I'll teach you, if you can't stand it, well, I think with your talent, it would be more appropriate to work on games."