Interview for the local newspaper

As boring as the title may sound. I decided to start the second volume with a light, strange as ever, comedy. I hope you enjoy this volume as well!

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Hey, the guy there!

I'm sorry, but there's no guy here. Just the old man that I am.

But it's you I want to say!

Oh! Thanks for the compliment, I'm told I look younger anyway.

That's not what I meant! Ha, anyway. What do you do?

I'm resting in this park now.

No, what do you do for a living?

This is a difficult question. By any chance, are you in trouble? Is there anything I can help you with? If it's any advice, to live, I usually look for things I like to do and learn.

Stop misinterpreting my words and answer the question! What do you do to make money!?

Well, I've done many things. When I was little, I sold my drawings to my friends. Another time I was training my seal guitar in this same square when people started throwing coins at me. And I just wanted to escape the heat!

No! No! You get everything wrong! What is your work! Say it at once!

Wow, You seem very impatient, maybe… Is anyone injured? Are you looking for a doctor?

No! I don't want any doctor! I'm screaming because You're freaking me out!

Is there anything I can help you with?

Just tell me what area you are a professional in.

I'm sorry, but I don't think I can help you with this.

How come?

I am not a professional in any area.

So, how did you graduate?

High school.

Argh! We'll try different, which company are you employed by?

None.

Are you unemployed?

If you mean I don't get money independently, then you are wrong.

My God! I just need to collect one more person's job information for the local newspaper before closing the day! Can't you cooperate, sir? Are you a musician? An artist? A philosopher? Or just a well-dressed beggar?

Well... Now I'm a sir and no longer someone? Tell the truth, You have no idea who I am, how old I am, or what is my job?

Why would I have? That's why I'm asking you questions! Are you a billionaire? A celebrity? A politician?

You are a theater fan from what I can see. Is it your dream? You are talented.

It is, sir, thank you very much. But we are leaving the starting point! Who are you?

Another difficult question. Who am I?

I quit! It will be easier to ask someone else.

Haha! Okay, I'm sorry, I'll answer you now.

Seriously? Who are you?

I am your father.