Su Mu, who just graduated from college, suddenly traveled to the world of Honkai Impact III. It's just that this world is completely different from what he expected. Otto, the president of the Schicksal Foundation, announced his entry into the idol industry to contribute to his granddaughter's career. Anti-Entropy Entertainments newly released Homu movie has become the No. 1 box office hit worldwide. World Snake Security Company has launched a new funeral service. The highest standard service will have six gray snakes carrying the coffin. In response, the weak, pitiful and helpless Su Mu could only hug his big duck tightly. If you want to leave your own traces in this world, then start by making games! Honkai Impact III, Genshin Impact, Pokémon, Legend of Sword and Fairy, Resident Evil, Elden's Ring ... That day, Su Mu looked at the game list dominated by a certain yellow-skinned rabbit and secretly swore. One day, he will break the world's obsession with yellow-skinned rabbits and let them know that beautiful girls are the right ones! This is a MTL, I will try to touch up a little. Like names gender etc. OG: 开局制作崩坏三,我的老板是鸭鸭 Cover: https://x.com/tare_nu/status/1606553323058102272
Then the next morning, the captain woke up and saw Kongming arranging the formation. After asking, he found out that the Zhiyang beast was born with fire and was afraid of water.
The captain was excited for a moment and subconsciously said that Stargazer was trying to lure the Sun Beast to the undersea altar.
As a result, this caused Stargazer's to be wary and questionable.
At this moment, A Samurai, who was also ordered by the second prince to capture Kongming , appeared and temporarily relieved the captain.
In order to protect Kongming, the captain faced off against Hokushin Mei, but he was obviously not very good at fighting. In the end, he used a trick to break Hokushin Mei's weapon and won the battle.
After repelling the enemy, the captain fainted due to injury and blood loss.
When he fainted, all he could hear was Stargazer's anxious shouts.
[ " Mr. Assassin! Mr. Assassin!! " ]
Then the captain's vision fell into darkness.
Along with the sad background music, the captain's narration also appeared in front of everyone's eyes.
[In the darkness, I recalled some trivial past events. ]
[I once searched for someone and chased someone in such darkness, and the memory made me heartache. ]
" Why is the captain still so weak? "
Seeing the captain injured and unconscious, Elysia couldn't help but complain,
" Earlier, he said he was here to protect StarGazer, so why did he almost fall over when he faced the first enemy? Could it be that he also inherited Sister Rita's overturning attribute? "
To be honest, they had seen so many adventures about the captain, and they liked him in every aspect, but he was a bit lacking in terms of strength.
Although the captain has two major abilities: time travel and consciousness mapping, his combat effectiveness is always low.
There used to be help from others, but now there is only a little guy who can throw three punches, and he has already used two punches, leaving only a ' one-punch ' superman.
If she hadn't known about the existence of the Future StarGazer, she would have doubted whether the captain could protect the Stargazer.
" After all, this is not his own body, and the strength it can exert is limited. "
Kevin said something fair.
" Only the weak make excuses. "
Brother Kalpas snorted coldly.
Although the captain is indeed weak, he still appreciates the fact that the captain never gives up.
" But in this case, Kongming should be able to trust the captain, right? After all, the captain worked hard to help her defeat the enemy. "
Elysia touched her chin and said,
" But the captain's last narration ... is he talking about Luna? "
" Wait a minute, the captain already has Luna, and now he seems to have an unusual relationship with Kongming ... Su Mu, don't you want to write the captain as someone who has two legs on 2 boats? "
Only then did Elysia realize what she was doing, and she immediately looked at Su Mu with unkind eyes.
[What the hell? It's true, the captain obviously already has Luna, but his attitude when he was getting along with Stargazer before, and the way he is fighting for Stargazer now ... makes me feel a little familiar. ]
[The captain doesn't really want to have two boats, does he? Stop it, that's too cruel to Luna, Luna is still waiting for the captain! ]
[The Stargazer are even on board the ship! However, Kongming and Luna both look the same, so in a sense, the captain can be considered dedicated (). ]
[One thing to say is, for people like the captain who are swimming in the quantum sea, should we treat him with secular concepts? I mean ... Hyperion is so big, it doesn't seem impossible to have a few more girls? ]
After hearing Elysia's words, the audience in the live broadcast room also reacted.
From Strange Drift , Stargazer's attitude towards the captain is not quite right.
Later, Hyperion was introduced, and now the captain has traveled to the past to protect Stargazing. This looks like the treatment of a heroine!
So the live broadcast room gradually divided into two groups of people, one group only recommended Luna, and the other group thought that both Luna and Kongming could be accepted.
After all, games are not the real world. The desire to connect with multiple beautiful girls is what most people want to do.
" All I can say is, don't worry, this Stargazer's story has just begun. It won't be too late for you to discuss this after reading it. "
Su Mu said leisurely.
" Okay, but let me say it before, if you really dare to write the captain as a scumbag, I will be really angry! "
Elysia said with a serious face.
After watching Midsummer Fantasy Night, everyone has a very good impression of the captain, not to mention that the captain's identity is still their own in the game.
So Elysia doesn't want to see the captain's " personality " collapse.
" Don't worry, the captain will never be a scumbag. "
Su Mu also said sincerely.
After all, the definition of a scumbag is a person who is not serious about relationships, is selfish, is good at asking for things, and likes to play with other people's feelings.
And what the captain did has nothing to do with the word scumbag, right?
" That's good. "
Elysia breathed a sigh of relief, patted her chest, and then continued the game.
The captain was awakened by the pain.
Kongming chewed the herbs and applied it to the captain's wound, and then bandaged his wound while scolding the captain for his carelessness.
At this time, sweat was dripping from her forehead, and her beautiful clothes were stained with a lot of mud and blood. Her embarrassed appearance was completely different from the stargazer in players' minds, but it also added a bit of vitality. and fireworks.
She seemed very angry that the captain ignored his own safety.
And he was afraid that he would make her angry because he dismantled Captain's parts, and even went so far as to please Captain ...
These behaviors made Elysia and others look a little dull.
It was only now that they finally had the feeling that they were watching Kongming from thousands of years ago.
After all, Kongming has always had a strong aura since her debut. It was only now that the captain was injured that she showed the panic, worry, anger and dissatisfaction that she should have at her age.
" I always feel ... Stargazer is so cute, it feels like a kid pretending to be an adult. "
Elysia's eyes lit up like little stars, and she even swallowed subconsciously.
" She really is cute. "
Kevin nodded in agreement.
After seeing the mature, steady, and mysterious Stargazer in Honkai Kingdom and Bizarre Drift, now looking at her appearance as a little girl from thousands of years ago, this strong contrast will pierce the player's heart.
" So Kevin, who is cuter between Stargazer and Mei? "
Hearing Kevin's words, Elysia rolled her eyes and suddenly asked with a bad smile.
Bad girl Elysia is online ~~
" Then ... of course it's Mei. "
Kevin hesitated and chose Mei.
The reason for his hesitation was not because of anything else, but he felt that the word "cute" didn't quite fit with Mei. It would be more appropriate to describe it as "beautiful" and "hot".
" Oh? You hesitated. It seems that your heart is not very firm. I will tell Mei later ~~"
Elysia smiled like a bad boy.
" Ellie ..."
Kevin had no choice but to hold his forehead, so he really had no way to deal with Elysia.
" Kalpas ..."
" F off. "
" Well ....."
After hitting a wall with Kalpas, Elysia finally turned her attention to Su Mu, but before she could speak, Su Mu spoke first.
" You don't have to ask me, you know what my answer will be. "
" What if I replace the Kongming with Myself? "
"... Do you like to humiliate yourself so much? "
" ??? "
Then the captain and Stargazer came to Aster Town. Because of Stargazer's curiosity, they made a lot of jokes while playing with Captain.
And when they went to the inn to eat, the owner of the inn was actually Yae Sakura.
When they saw Yae Sakura's familiar attire, the audience instantly dreamed back to Shenzhou Xianxingji and asked, "Where did my Seele go?" (?)
However, it seems that there is no Seele in this world, and there are no immortals yet.
When Yae Sakura was serving the dishes, the captain seemed to have noticed something and took the opportunity to ruin the dish.
At night, he approached Yae Sakura alone. During the confrontation with the other party, everyone learned that Yae Sakura was sent by Prime Minister Rita to safely return Stargazer to Huangyue City.
In the end, with the captain's words and the trust of Kongming, Yae Sakura chose to believe in the captain.
But at this moment, another assassin, Raven, arrived.
But this Raven seemed a little uninspired, and in just a few words, Yae Sakura tricked her out that the person who hired her was the second prince.
Just when the Raven became angry and prepared to take action, Captain appeared in time, frightening the Raven as if he had encountered a cat and a mouse.
After all, the power of Captain's two punches yesterday could be said to have left a psychological shadow on her. Now seeing Captain again, Raven was so frightened that she backed away.
So Raven, which was so arrogant before, suddenly turned into a pitiful little creature. Those who didn't know it thought the captain and the others were the bad guys.
In the end, Raven even fainted from being frightened by Captain!
It's so embarrassing!
Seeing such a cowardly Raven, Elysia and others were also in disbelief, and then they all laughed.
" No, is this Raven really the same person as the Raven in the main plot? Isn't the difference too big?? "
Looking at the Raven who was stunned byCaptain, it was really difficult for Elysia to connect her with the cold raven in the main plot.
..... But if it's Kojima and Blast Crow, the two have something in common with comedians.
[Hahaha, isn't this Raven too funny? Can you still be an assassin? The thing that was stunned by Captain's two punches. ]
[If she knew that captain could only throw three punches, would she be mad? ]
[In the main plot, Raven works as a mercenary to save money to buy a villa on the island. So what does Raven in this world want to do as an assassin? Do you also want to buy an island villa? ]
[It is really possible, and the world has not infacted by Honkai. If she buys an island villa, it will not be sunk by the collapse. ]
The audience also laughed out loud, and even brought up the topic of the island villa.
I can't help it, because the story about the island villa is so interesting that it has been tied to the raven.
Whenever players mention Raven, they will always think of the island villa.
This is the same as Schrödinger and the cat.
After the captain and Captain solved the problem of the raven, they went back to sleep with peace of mind.
But what they didn't know was that just after they left, Kongming found Yae Sakura alone.
However, the audience does not know what they said specifically, because it is skipped here.
But the audience is not stupid, and naturally guessed that this was a foreshadowing.
On the next day, the captain and Guanxing headed to the next formation point, and Yae Sakura also gave them a cherry blossom cake, leaving it for them to use as dry food on the way.
After arriving at Baizhangyuan, General Durandal also came on horseback to take Guanxing back to Wushuang Camp.
Naturally, the captain did not hesitate to stand in front of Stargazer, using the steel plate hidden in his clothes to catch Durandal's shot.
As a result, Durandal mistakenly thought that the captain knew how to wear iron shirts, and then gave him another shot.
This time the stabbing was in the shoulder. Without the protection of the steel plate, the captain threw himself on the street.
But fortunately, he was taken back by Durandal and regained consciousness after treatment.
And when he found Durandal again, and after some debate, Stargazer walked out from behind the curtain, the captain realized that it turned out that Durandal already knew the purpose of their trip, and it was just for a test. It was just his devotion to Stargazer.
When Kongming and the captain left Wushuang Camp and prepared to go to the next location to continue setting up the formation, they were intercepted by the Second Prince and Jackal.
The confrontation between Kongming and Jackal in front of the battle gave countless viewers the feeling of watching the Three Kingdoms.
Only in the end did everyone realize that it turned out that Kiana was one of their own, and that all this was just a trap set up by her and Kongming, in order to expose Jackal's wolfish ambitions, and then take her into custody naturally.
After all obstacles were cleared, and after saying goodbye to Yukiana, Stargazer and the captain also headed to the last location.
" After working on it for a long time, it turns out that Kiana is one of our own. Let me just tell you, how could Kiana be a villain with her intelligence. "
Elysia said suddenly.
" No wonder the person she sent to capture Stargazer was the upright swordsman Hokushin Mei, just to prevent accidents from happening. But she didn't expect that Jackal would find another assassin in private. If it weren't for the ship, If it takes a long time, stargazing will really die in that forest. "
Kevin couldn't help but sigh.
By now, the previous details and foreshadowings have been connected in series.
" But the captain is still such a bad guy. He was almost stabbed to death by Durandal. "
Elysia said a little dumbfounded,
" It's funny to say that there were only four enemies in total who came to stop Stargazing, and three of them were our own. As a result, the captain was injured twice, both at the hands of our own people. Isn't this too unlucky? "
[Really, even my own people work harder than Raven, a real assassin. Raven, what are you doing? ]
[Laughing out loud, the real assassin: Defeat the captain head-on. Fake Assassin: Stunned by Captain. ]
[I feel like there will be another dark history of Raven now. ]