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How is This Fair?

Yunata thinks to himself: "How long is he gonna do this?"

Mr. Doodle: You're weird. You can move. But you won't come and attack me. I think I've spent enough time with you. Bye man.

Mr. Doodle stops shooting beams at Yunata and controls his body. Yunata thinks to himself: "What the fuck?" Mr. Doodle makes Yunata use his second sword, Peony to cut himself into 999 centillion pieces.

Mr. Doodle: Welp. At least he wasn't as bland as the other guy.

Mr. Doodle cancels the void ability and gets rid of all his clones.

Mr. Doodle: Now then. Gotta deal with these guys.

Mr. Doodle turns around to see Asura Funiki Qajiri and Staria all in some sort of transformation.

Funiki: Hey. Let's run it back.

Mr. Doodle: Yeah, as long as you don't have a weapon that will insta kill yourself I'd say you have a chance.

Funiki and Mr. Doodle teleport to each other. Mr. Doodle kicks Funiki's left leg but his foot is frozen by doing so. Funiki repeatedly punches Mr. Doodle in his face with his right hand. Mr. Doodle breaks apart from Funiki's leg and makes 10 gigantic spears of mercury. He shoots each of the spears at Funiki and they all land.

Funiki: I could've sworn I dodged them!

Mr. Doodle: Didn't look like that to me.

The spears go away and reveal Funiki's body with 10 big holes in it.

Qajiri: Wait a minute… Why don't we just beat him together?

Asura: You're right. You two fight him. I'm gonna look for Yunata.

Staria: Me too!

Qajiri: Alright.

Qajiri tries healing Funiki but his magic is not effecting him.

Qajiri: Uh Funiki. You're burning my magic away. I can't heal you.

Funiki: It's not me. I made sure it wasn't hot enough to burn magic. But I guess that was a mistake. So I'll fix that.

Funiki makes his aura so hot it starts to melt the air around him. He teleports to Mr. Doodle and tries punching him multiple times. He's unable to hit him but is burning him.

Qajiri: Back up!

Qajiri teleports behind Funiki and mixes all his elements besides his healing and kicks Mr. Doodle. The attack is reflected back at Qajiri and sends him flying into the ground.

Funiki: QAJIRI!

Mr. Doodle teleports to Qajiri and smacks him.

Mr. Doodle: He's out. You're too injured to even continue fighting. Your body will probably fall apart after one more punch. So what will you do?

The pov switches to Asura and Staria.

Staria: He should be over here right?

Asura: Staria… He's here…

Asura uses wind magic to make Yunata's chopped up body float.

Staria: What…

Asura: Don't cry yet. I can fix him later. But how do we beat someone he couldn't beat?

Staria: As long as we aren't in that void place he was we have a chance.

Asura: What void place?

Staria: That's where they were before the guy appeared in front of us again.

Asura: If that's the case then we better hurry and get back to them before he does it!

Staria: Well that's the problem! Even if we do he can make us not get taken!

Asura: Well we have to go anyway!

Staria: Then come on! And bring Yunata!

Staria flies to Funiki in less than a second.

Staria: What happened here!?

Funiki: Well, it's a short but packed story.

Staria: Well we found Yunata. He was chopped up into tiny pieces.

Funiki: Well he's doing something that won't let Qajiri heal me. So don't let him hit you.

Staria: He couldn't hit me even if I let him.

Funiki: Yeah well don't let him.

Asura: Before this fight, I'm gonna fix Yunata. I'm pretty sure without him we'll win but I don't think we'll win the way we want.

Funiki: Then get to it.

Staria: I'm gonna distract him.

Asura: Ok.

Staria flies to Mr. Doodle.

Staria: Hey. What's your name?

Mr. Doodle: Mordekai Doodle. But people call me "Mr. Doodle".

Staria: Well Mr. Doodle. I haven't lost a single fight in my life. And I won't start losing today, or any other day. So I have to win.

Mr. Doodle: Well I'd like to keep my losses to one. So I can't lose either sadly.

Staria: Well I can't lose more. So I won't.

Mr. Doodle: We'll see.

Mr. Doodle activates the same eyes he activated to stun Funiki and Asura. Staria closes her eyes and uses her aura to sense him. Mr. Doodle thinks to himself: "Just like him I see. Well I don't want to make it boring and do the same thing over again."

Staria: I won't open my eyes as long as you have that activated.

Mr. Doodle: Well that's what I expect.

A massive sphere of mercury appears behind Mr. Doodle.

Mr. Doodle: I'm going to attack you with this. Do you think you can avoid being hit with your eyes closed?

Staria: Well I won't get hit. So I don't need to dodge.

Mr. Doodle: We'll see…

Mr. Doodle shoots beams of mercury from the massive sphere. Every time a beam is shot after it goes 200 feet away from Staria it comes back to the sphere as it tries hitting her again. This constantly repeats. Staria dodges each of the beams as she flies.

Staria: If you're only going to do this then I surely won't lose.

Staria makes 5 pillars of rainbow colors. The pillars each project a beam in the sky to one point. A big ball forms as the pillars continue to do that.

Mr. Doodle: What's this?

Staria: Oh just wait and see!

Staria flies to Mr. Doodle and jabs him multiple times in his chest. Mr. Doodle switches places with a clone as Staria continues to jab the clone.

Staria: I can tell that you moved. It was obvious from the change in your aura. But what did you replace yourself with when you moved?

Mr. Doodle: Open your eyes and find out.

The pillars stop shooting the beams. The massive ball begins to fly into the sky and flatten.

Mr. Doodle: Now what's it doing?

Staria: The second best part!

The sphere turns into a rainbow.

Mr. Doodle: All that for this?

Staria: Don't worry. This is the best part!

Staria sends plasma through the rainbow. The plasma begins to change from pink into a rainbow color.

Staria: This is what I call Storm of Rainbow!.

Mr. Doodle: I don't see what's so stor-.

A beam of plasma pierces through Mr. Doodle's head. Mr. Doodle replaces his head with a clones head.

Mr. Doodle: Well that was definitely shoc-.

Staria now has her eyes open and flies to Mr. Doodle and rapidly stabs his face. Mr. Doodle repairs his face again.

Mr. Doodle: O-.

Mr. Doodles face is pierced by plasma again. His pelvis is pierced with plasma as well. Mr. Doodle uses his void dimension again. Mr. Doodle fixes his body.

Mr. Doodle: Now then. To beat you.

Mr. Doodle looks up to see Funiki, Qajiri, and Yunata back to normal. As well as Asura there with them.

Yunata: You were doing great Staria.

Staria: Really!?

Yunata: Yeah. But unfortunately this guy wasn't trying.

Mr. Doodle: If you're back then I can't not try anymore. Considering you know most of what I can do.

The empty void turns into a giant wheel.

Mr. Doodle: Ok, take a good look at this wheel.

They all look down at the wheel to see what's on it.

Qajiri: What's this for?

Mr. Doodle: Any time you guys hit me this wheel will spin. Whatever it lands on is what will happen to whoever it is that hits me. Now my question is. How will you deal with it?

Yunata: Well I happen to have an idea.

Yunata, Staria, Asura, Qajiri and Funiki huddle.

Staria: So, what's the plan?

Yunata: I lied. I don't have a plan.

Qajiri: What was the point of lying dumbass?

Yunata: Shut up.

Funiki: Well at least fill us in on his abilities.

Asura: Yeah.

Yunata: Well for starters. We can't kill him as long as any of these clones are here. And sadly his clones are just as quick and strong as him. The next thing is he can swap places with his clones at any time. He can also do some shit that makes you un able to control your body.

Staria: (nods head)

Yunata: He can also use mercury magic. He can also-

Qajiri: Just tell us the things we can't deal with!

Yunata: THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING!

Qajiri: Oh.

Yunata: Ok I'm just gonna keep it simple. We won't beat him.

Staria: But we can! Whenever his aura begins to shrink he'll have no choice but to stop using these abilities.

Asura: You're right! All we have to do is survive until then.

Funiki: That will be easy right.?

Qajiri: Of course! What's the worse that can happen?

The group breaks the huddle. They look around to see themselves surrounded by a dome of mercury, clones, and big cards.

Qajiri: Never mind. We'll die.

Yunata: Let's have a contest for who can kill the most clones.

Staria: What if the clones trigger the wheel as well?

Yunata: I'm sure they won't.

Qajiri: Ok but what if we hit him?

Staria: His name's Mr. Doodle.

Funiki: What a dumb name.

Funiki's left arm is shot at by a spear of mercury. He blocks it with his staff.

Yunata: Looks like there's no more talking. Split up guys. I'm sure we won't be able to heal if we're hit. So don't get hit. Don't die. And live.

Staria: Sir yes sir!

The five split up in different directions. As soon as they split at beams of mercury are fired at them rapidly as Mr. Doodle's clones attack them.

Mr. Doodle: This was supposed to be a simple gain of auras. But I guess it's more fun that I thought.

YSQA&F (Yunata, Staria, Qajiri, Asura, and Funiki) each are unable to stand.

Yunata: FAWK MAN!

YSQA&F are constantly being hit by clones and beams of mercury as they parry as much of the attacks as they can.

Yunata: (shouts) GUYS, WE CAN'T WIN LIKE THIS! TO BE HONEST I MIGHT DIE IN 9 SECONDS! BUT EVEN SO, WE HAVE TO FIGHT BACK EVEN HARDER! WE HAVE TO GAMBLE OUR LIVES RIGHT NOW, AND FIGHT WITH EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT! OR WE'LL JUST DIE!(smiles) THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD IN ALL OF MY LIFE, SO DON'T MAKE IT BORING! FIGHT YOUR HEARTS OUT! BE AFRAID OF DYING! TRY NOT TO DIE! WHILE FIGHTING WITH SUCH A HIGH CHANCE OF DYING! ENJOY THE THRILL OF BATTLE! AND MAKE YOURSELF LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY!

(Flash Back) Before Yunata got to meet Asura, all he did was fight. He fought whoever he saw committing crimes or he deemed as ignorant and irritating. The happiest he has ever been from a fight is when he fell asleep mid battle. He always feared he'd die while sleep. But the satisfaction he got from saving himself when he wakes up completely overwhelms the fear. This is something that kept Yunata going, knowing that despite his life style, nothing can stop him. Not even death itself. He was always so proud of himself for constantly making himself live to see another day with his own will and strength. (End of Flash Back)

Staria: (shouts) OK!

Funiki: (shouts) YOU GOT IT!

Asura: (shouts) WILL DO!

Qajiri: (shouts) NO WORRIES MAN, WE'LL WIN!

Yunata: (shouts) THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR! IF ANY OF YOU DIE I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU REVIVED AND KILLED 100 TIMES IN WORSE WAYS EVERY TIME! NOW FIGHT!

This is the end of chapter six. Loser.