Restricted arts

After Malfoy's unfortunate accident me and Mordred chose to take advantage of the situation. For you see! Madam Pince can be a real prick when it comes to getting books from the restricted section. Snape likes to fuck with Gryffindor a lot so when he asks for pages of info on some herb we'd have to scour the library. All the juicy stuff can be found in the restricted section.

The amount of paperwork I had to fulfil just to remove a herbology based book from there is maddening. So when a gullible moron like Lockeheart rocks around willing to sign anything if it's for a good cause then why should we hesitate.

The next day after class I strolled into Lockehearts office after his final period. The room littered with images of himself displaying his narcissism for all to see. The man himself however has been showering through his beautification potion sections of his trunks to find cures for his skin and pixie related damage.

When he looked up and spotted me he released one of his "iconic" smiles that won him numerous awards. "Good evening Mr Snow, what can my illustrious self help a golden young mind with today!" He said in a jolly tone possibly mimicking all might somehow.

"Good evening professor, I was wondering if you'd sign this get well card for Draco. He needs all the moral support after the incident yesterday and he's such a big fan of your work, he was even at your signing at Diagon Alley." I said struggling to contain my smirk.

Lockeheart just looks confused "I was not aware of any incident, pray tell what happened to my fa— my student?"

"He was hit with some variant of the slug spitting curse that cause his genitals to transform and fall off his body. Then some girls attempted to trample the slug in fear because of the white slime it was secreting. He dove atop it and shielded it with his body resulting in some bruises and cracked bones."

Lockeheart noticeably paled at what happened then had a fresh memory of when that pimblewimble charm nearly ripped his nuts off. "It is my duty as an educator to help! Give the card here! I'll give young Malfoy all the support he needs!" He said trying to display a charitable facade.

I handed him a green "card" that had a white area at the bottom for signatures. He signed it displaying his practice into calligraphy that he trained to make his autographs more flamboyant in nature and therefore worth more.

I smirked and thanked him before abruptly leaving. I undid the partial transfiguration reverting the card to be like the rest of the approval forms for access to all read of the restricted section. The dark arts class does require studies in all areas after all.

Mordred was leaning on the wall with her eyes closed "did you get it?" She asked quietly without opening her eyes. "Easily, testicular trauma makes comrades of all men."

"Mother always did say the testicles were the best way to control a man." Mordred murmured to herself as we entered the library. We slapped the form down on Pince's desk and she scowled before reading it before smirking at what we managed to accomplish.

She passed us a list of charms and instructions for opening certain books. Mordred and I entered before looking at each other and nodding. Our learning speed easily surpasses every other child in hogwarts so learning everything innthe rrstricted section within a year should be easy.

Using mana to enhance our bodies comes with a lot of benefits such as improving brain function and reading speed. Mordred got books on hexes and curses along with all battle related magic whilst i searched for better rituals, magical beasts, dark magic with several sub branches.

My main find was a book on legilimency and a small one on hemomancy that is applicable for the healing arts. After that I found quite a few rituals related to warding areas and curse breaking which would explain how Bill weasely secured some work under goblins.

I went and found all the books on healers that I could and grinned when I found a half blood prince book on charms crammed into the back of the book case.

Gathering what we could we sat down at a restricted section table before employing the muffiliato charm which was the first in the book. After all wound was erased we powered up and began reading at full blast.

Without the charm the sounds of pages being flipped would have sounded out through the library. Enhancing the eyes, fingers and brain made it possible to read most books in under ten minutes. Mordred learned this from Merlin whilst I learned it from the fate version of Samwell Tarly.

After we pulled a Barry Allen with all the books we collapsed into our seats with a massive headache. Our next step was to employ what we learned after our reading in combat which we can do in our approved sparring sessions.

Once we regained our bearings we made our way to the great hall after returning the books. Still under the charm we discussed our findings. Mordred's study of the curses and hexes revealed that most stuff wasn't as bad as we thought it to be.

The most lethal stuff were booby traps tutorials on how to make sure no one keeps their fingers when they touch your stuff. But she did find several real curses with notes scribbled about them in history books of dark wizards and great battles. The note taker was B.B so I think it was bellatrix black. Funnily enough I found similar notes in my healer journals written by A.B and N.B in a variety of things such as goblin legislation and the mind arts.

The notes proved most helpful, so we decided to start with legilimency. That skill will be helpful for world travel as we can instantly grasp our surroundings off of a civilian and learn a lot of secrets. We can test the spell on some unsuspecting Slytherin assholes and then slowly move up the ladder.

The older they are the more well conditioned they would be, next we could train on each other trying to bypass the magic resistance. The healing magic we can test on each other after our spars along with utilising the curses in between.

While we munched down an inordinate amount of food we saw people yammering away clearly excited about something. So we lowered the charm and heard about the dueling club being started tonight. Well now? That could be interesting.