a therapy session with the devil. who is also a middle schooler

Lll

Therapist: "Okay, Homura, take your time. What's been bothering you?"

Homura: takes another deep breath "Well, it all started when I was a shy, sickly girl who transferred to a new school. I met this kind, amazing girl named Madoka... and then she died. So I made a contract with a cat-thing called Kyubey that turned me into a magical girl and gave me time-manipulation powers. Long story short: I've been looping through timelines for 12 years trying to save Madoka. I've failed every time. Oh, and in one timeline, I became a witch and killed everyone."

Therapist: writing furiously "Mhm. Go on..."

Homura: "Then Madoka decided to sacrifice herself and rewrite the entire universe to save magical girls from becoming witches. She became a concept. So technically, she doesn't exist anymore, but I can remember her because I'm special. I was sad, but i accepted it. . . but then a rabbit-cat thing called kyubuy decided I was useful for their plan. Things went downhill fast."

Therapist: pausing "...How downhill?"

Homura: "I kinda... stole Madoka's godhood and rewrote reality again. Now I'm the Devil. But it's okay! I did it all for love. . . That it makes it better"

Therapist: puts down pen "You're 14?"

Homura: "Technically. Mentally, I'm probably closer to 25."

Therapist: leans back, staring at the ceiling "So you've... lived through countless deaths, rewrote the universe twice, became both a witch and a devil, and you're here because…?"

Homura: "i was told i needed this."

Therapist: reaches for the phone "I'm going to refer you to several specialists. And possibly an exorcist."

Homura: smiles "i'm afraid i can't let you do that. . . Thank you but good night"

A/N not finished but decided to post anyway, will do it proper later idk, idc