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Shameless Transmigration: I turned everyone on!

Check out my new BL novel: I teleported again and now all demons want me! ------------ To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- This is completed! Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL First book in the 'Scum Series'

MatchaMilk · LGBT+
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The true scum ML-Epilogue 2

After Frozen Milk got over his shock, he had no choice but to let Mr A stay with him. After all, Frozen Milk was responsible for his death in the real world. so to say, and letting Mr A wander around in Frozen Milk's messed up creation would only kill him for a second time.

Frozen Milk didn't know his system would actually do it! Actually murder a person in cold blood!

Frozen Milk shivered. Now, he realised how truly frightening that thing in his head was. Frozen Milk had to be more careful from now on.

"Host realised? By the way, the system once again successfully established dominance."

This crooked system! Frozen Milk was afraid his system only let Mr A transmigrate in order to exert power over the other systems! Damn it.

Now the peaceful atmosphere at the table was destroyed. The 5 harem members were not pleased about this new addition.

Especially because they could feel his CEO skills that bound everyone unwillingly.

"Frozen Milk!" Mr A accidentally spilt water on Frozen Milk.

This was another cliche at the beginning of every CEO novel. The FL spills a drink at the CEO who condemns her but later takes an interest in her like oh you dare to splash water on me? Oh, you are clumsy? Oh my god, so attractive. No other woman has ever done this to me. No other woman is as chaotic, pure and clumsy as you, wow what a turn on.

But instead to follow Mr A' cliche plot, Prota rushed to dry Frozen Milk's clothes.

"It's ok," was the only thing Frozen Milk said.

No way! W-What about the cliché? The cliché could never be defeated! The cliche reigned over everything! S-So how? No way! It was the protagonist's halo! Prota was too sly!

Mr A created such a chaos in his head his little system couldn't watch. His amazing rich host became a brain dead, lovestruck idiot! Fuck this!

"Rich host, shouldn't you be a ML?" the system countless times reminded Mr A.

"T-That's right," and this was the reaction Mr A gave every single time before reverting back to take the FL position, bent on making Frozen Milk the ML.

Frozen Milk could feel the hostility his characters held for Mr A but Frozen Milk couldn't help it. Without Frozen Milk, Mr A wouldn't survive. Frozen Milk quickly gulped his food down and brought Mr A to his room.

The others were shocked by this but Mr A was in bliss. What would Frozen Milk do? Be overbearing and push Mr A down? Mr A's brain was muddled with romance novels that the poor guy was so fried he couldn't think straight.

This alpha male who was the dream of many office women was actually a huge bottom at heart. Even though he tried to be the ML, he couldn't help but draw toward the role of the FL.

In the end, Mr A was the FL. Mr A threw himself on Frozen Milk's bed and pitifully looked at Frozen Milk.

"Please spare them! Don't do anything to them because of me!"

There it was! The irresistible white lotus act. The pure and innocent FL was too good and kind in her heart, she couldn't endure others pain, especially not when it was because of her.

The ML had no other choice but to have his heart melt at this true embodiment of good in a person.

Yet Frozen Milk couldn't be brothered and only flabbergasted stared at Mr A, "What are you talking about?"

In fact, because Mr A was always so persistent around Frozen Milk when they both were still authors, Frozen Milk lowered himself and read one of Mr A's romance books.

The first thing that caught Frozen Milk's eyes was the FL's name which was 'Fromi' and the ML's name was 'Ramba'. Frozen Milk thought it was strange and then the premise fucked him over.

The FL was an online author while ML was also one but in reality, was a CEO. ML was a fan of FL works and their rivalry blossomed into love. What bullshit Frozen Milk thought but at that time little did he know he was already put into a category of the FL by Mr A. Already stalked by the stalker.

"Don't be so mean to me," tears stained Mr A's adonis face.

Another strong card was pulled out! The tears of the FL! Irresistible!

The ML can't help but want to protect her! And will destroy anyone who dares to even think about hurting a single strand of FL's hair.

But of course, it was repelled again by the thick and sturdy wall of Frozen Milk's scum self. Frozen Milk wasn't the ML! He was the scum villain in every story! Yet Mr A didn't believe it. He couldn't!

His pure and amazing author he fawned and stalked for so many years couldn't be a scum (even though he read all the hate comments and Frozen Milk's scummy replies to them.)

"Stop it," Frozen Milk didn't know what the hell his rival was doing but Frozen Milk decided to sit next to Mr A.

Frozen Milk felt a bit sorry for Mr A, even though Frozen Milk wished for Mr A to transmigrate, it wasn't actually what he wanted.

At least not in his own novel! Where he was! Damn!

Frozen Milk was a bit uncomfortable to think about it but he had to know, "Mr A, how did you die?"

Mr A's eyes widened. Frozen Milk thought it was because he asked a sensitive question but Mr A was actually too happy having Frozen Milk say his name.

"I was thinking about you."

Fuck.

"Then was being an author your only job?"

It wasn't uncommon for online novel authorw to be asked that because most didn't make much.

"No," as expected Frozen Milk nodded, "I was actually a CEO.

"FUCK!" Frozen Milk felt not a single drop of shit of empathy for Mr A. He can rot in hell here all he wants! Frozen Milk didn't care!

Mr A noticed Frozen Milk was suddenly in a bad mood and anxiously wanted to coax Frozen Milk, so Mr A pulled on Frozen Milk who was about to stand up and said, "Y-You can take off my clothes and have your way with me."

Just like a maiden. The pure epitome of a FL!

Frozen Milk's face blanked and he ran away.

Another crazy bastard! Fuck this shit! He had to get away from him as far as possible!

Yet as heaven willed, as the blackened readers churned on the writer god, Mr A chased after Frozen Milk at an insane speed.

Fuck, why are his powers way above mine? It's not fair! System you crooked-

And so Frozen Milk's merry days continued with Mr A trying every trick an FL had in the superiors romance genre to woo the most coldhearted and icy ML the genre has ever seen. Frozen Milk, the true scum ML that couldn't be thawed by the cliche!