Chapter 6

Holy shit, holy shit, HOLY SHIT!!! Ira was sprinting down the hallway while bloodcurdling screams echoed throughout the corridors behind him.

I don't know what I did but that lizard was mad seriously the moment the lizard looked at me it just wanted to kill me I'm pretty sure it's chasing after me.

*Boom* ah shit that sounded close what is there a sign on my back that says Kill me giant indestructible reptile.

Screw this Ira had enough he stopped and punched the wall breaking a hole big enough for him to move through I'll just do this from now on.

Ira kept breaking the walls and running after a little bit the sounds of the angry lizard roaring died down okay looks like I lost him now where am I shit I'm lost again.

Ira walked around confused not sure where to go next but suddenly all the lights went out and the sirens stopped blaring now what's going on I got a bad feeling but a few seconds later the lights came back on okay guess it wasn't something bad.

"Sitewide containment breach multiple SCP'S have breached containment now issuing sitewide evacuation orders all personal evacuate immediately on-site nuke will be detonated in one hour, evacuate now," said some guys voice on the speakers.

Oh, come on why does my life suck so much I have gotta get out in an hour, I'm not sure I could survive a nuclear explosion and I don't wanna find out.

Ira was moving like a madman trying to find a way out like an elevator or something after about 15 minutes he found a door. He kicked it open and saw stairs leading downward god please let this be a way out.

Ira ran down the stairs but he realized that this must be a basement shit let's hope there's a service elevator down here or I'm probably going to die there's only about half an hour left before I go kaboom so guess I gotta hurry hehehehehe Ira nervously chuckled to himself.

A minute later Ira stumbled upon a large device that had a symbol on it why did it look familiar oh crap that's a radioactive symbol this is the nuke just why?

There is a control panel on the right with a timer on it I got less than 20 minutes before I die okay you can do this Ira I mean unless you want to die you have to do this so uh how do you disarm a nuke I think if I remove the nuclear warhead that should help so okay you know what SCREW THIS!!!

Ira was stressed out and frustrated there was less than a minute left before the nuke exploded he couldn't take it anymore so he punched the control panel with all his might shattering it into pieces as sparks flew everywhere.

If I'm gonna die then I'm gonna die punching something he then waited for death but surprisingly nothing happened did that really work?

Hahahahahahahaha!!! whoever said that punching doesn't solve everything I'm gonna live hahaha!!! and screw the SCP foundation now time to get the fudge out and by fudge, I mean fuck hahaha!!!

Ira practically skipped down the hallway all the while laughing to himself never had he been so happy to be alive and about 20 minutes later he found a service elevator this day is just getting better and better.

He stepped inside and only saw one button to go up so this elevator only goes from the basement to the upper floor well whatever let's go then he pressed the button and the elevator doors closed after a minute or two Ira stepped out and started moving down the hall.

Ira moved down the hallway but he was still lost how do I get out of here after a while Ira saw a group of people moving down the hall towards an elevator it looked like three researchers two D classes and an MTF member.

That's my ticket out of here I ran towards them and squeezed in before the doors shut they all looked at me with fear but I ignored them.

"*click* don't move you, tall albino bastard," said the MTF member who was holding a pistol to my back.

Did this guy call me an albino bastard Ira lashed out and grabbed the MTF turning him around to face him?

"This is for calling me an albino bastard num nuts," said Ira with a sinister grin.

He then kicked him in his balls as hard as he could the MTF screamed like a little girl and passed out Ira could see blood gushing from his crotch looks like they popped hehehe.

After that everyone kept their distance from Ira especially the men in the elevator the doors opened and he saw he was on the roof Ira walked out and notice that this place was huge this place looked kinda like a ginormous prison well fortress would be more like it.

Ouch, Ira was hit in the head by a bullet and saw someone with a rifle standing a few feet away shit time to leave. Ira ran towards the edge of the roof and bent down into a jumping position Ira focused on the muscles in his legs they then started to bulge as his pants ripped in several places like Neferpitou in HxH.

Time to go, Ira, jumped with all his strength skyrocketing into the air and flying several miles away he landed near a large road getting up he moved towards it he saw a car moving towards him he stopped it and tore open the door and pulled the terrified man out he then asked him "hey buddy where are we."

"What? look just don't hurt me okay," said some middle-aged scared guy.

You know what Ira took his phone and realized that he was in Arkansas okay that's not too far away from Texas looks like Mexicos is still an option and screw getting there normally those foundation guys will catch me if I'm too slow Ira put down the guy but kept his phone he used google maps and found out where he was and what direction to take he then smashed the phone bent down again and jumped if he jumps like this he'll reach the border in about a day and a half.