Resume

So, as I was saying how I am on a mission right now. This all satrted when my poor little heart couldn't take it anymore and protested that "I want to do something. Achieve something. Shine like stars in the early years of my life". So I decided to find a job to gain experience first. It's not like I am quitting school or something. But I am one in century born genius (according to my parents, grandparents, teachers, celestial master and anyone who has met me, except my brother mango) who learns school materials really fast. So, I can complete all my school work and do a job too. Only problem I faced was having a resume, recommendation letter, certificates, a degree. All of which I didn't have. So how could I have gotten all this? Alas..after thinking for a while, I decided to work as a ceo's assistant to gain knowledge from all departments and then later transfer to one of the departments after working dilligently and making base with all of the departements.

Presently, I am trying to make my resume look as much professional as possible after researching my soon to be boss Mr. Hong and his Hong coorporation--one of the top cooperation in business world which operates industries in technology, clothing, beverages, hotels, travel, factories of textiles, and more.

RESUME:

Name: Maple Roosevelt

Age: 20yrs.

Gender: Female

Occupation applied: Boss's secretary

Specialty: Multiple known languages (english, spanish, french, chinese, japanese, taiwanese), superb organizational skills, making slideshows and presentations.

I feel like this resume should get me in without much problem. After all I spent 5 hrs. doing it (its not en exxageration). So I should send it to the company and wait for the call, meanwhile I should prepare for the upcoming interview.