Telly Invention
As Arnold kept on experimenting with the blue limpid crystal he was able to save a memory inside the crystal core which later can be seen at anytime one seeks.He was successful in creating a spell that worked as live broadcasting support.Arnold understood that he now can create the first-ever telly of this world of magic but he needed a bigger crystal so he got outside of his room and stretched his bod.Afterwards, Arnold was headed towards the throne room to converse with general Luka about the needed crystal for his invention.
General Luka heard what Arnold wanted to convey and assured him that he can get bigger crystals but he needs to go on a journey for the crystal.Arnold was handed out an address on a piece of paper with a persons nom de guerre."Embark on a voyage to find the guy called 'dick is thick' and you will get your crystal",uttered general Luka without any hesitation.I'm impressed general Luka that you can say such names without any reluctance,hats off for you."I have heard worse names than this so it's duck soup for me".
Well, I suppose I'll depart shortly after packing my stuff, said Arnold standing straight."Good luck bon voyage amigo".From whom did you learn that?, asked Arnold eagerly."It's been many years now, I found it written in a book of the royal library".I guess a lot of things identical like my past life resides in this world, Arnold thought as he was biting on his nails.
"No good will come from overthinking about this matter, you should check the book first hand", said General Luka as he held his chest high while stroking his moustache.I know it's just I heard these words before so I was just a little bit curious about it, said Arnold while adjusting his clothes."Ok,I understand".
Arnold vacated the throne room as he was headed towards his cabin to pack his stuff.Arnold took only three things with him which consists of the blue limpid crystal, a book and some clothes.
During noon he set out on a voyage to find the man so-called 'dick is thick' without any shred of hope of finding him.During the afternoon he reached the place General Luka gave an address to.Arnold didn't want to question people randomly since the names perverted so he narrowed down a list of ways using which he can figure it out.
Arnold went inside a local bar and ate some light snacks and asked the bar owner whether he knows a man called 'dick is thick'.After a minute of silence, the bar owner asked Arnold the reason for his search of this man.Well you can say he's a friend of mine."Friend?,kid I don't know who told you about him but he's an old bastard", said the bar owner as he was polishing the glasses.So you do know him?, asked Arbold as he was taking sip of his drink."The only thing I can say to you is go and find a place full of blooming flowers", said the bar owner taking the payments in his hand.
Hearing this Arnold thought how come a man who likes flowers ended up with such a name.Arnold left the bar and started looking for a place full of flowers.As Arnold kept on searching he didn't find any trace of a man in the flower fields he visited.Being hopeless he went to the bar owner again and asked him that no one was in sight at the flower fields."Ha ha ha young man I thought so, you would not understand what I wanted to convey", said the bar owner laughing.What do you mean?, you are the one who told me to search in the flower fields."Let me make it clear to you, do you know the saying young maidens are like flowers?,asked the bar owner looking at Arnold with a distinguished smile.After this, the true meaning of the flower was clear to him like hay as he slapped his right hand on his forehead.
So I need to search the red light districts of this area?, asked Arnold looking clueless."Yes, young man",replied the bar owner promptly.Arnold set out for the red light districts of the area and as he kept on searching he came across an old man who was looking at the girls with a perverted expression.Arnold looked at the old man and thought that there's no way that this old man is the man he's searching for.After looking at the man for some time being uncertain Arnold decided to keep on searching.As he was about to leave the oom grabbed the hands of a girl and started to utter loudly,"Come on little girls I'm the legendary man known as 'dick is thick',you will understand why I'm called that if you look inside the realms of my pants".
Arnold's mind was absorbed in only one thought and it was why does he always encounter such rare specimens among all people.Arnold went near the old man and told him to let go of the girl."Huh?, why should I let go?, I have rights to become a dad you little brat, just look at my age I'm going to kick the bucket sooner or later, let me enjoy the smell of young flowers".
Arnold looked here and there and found a big rock, he took it in his hands and knocked the old man hitting in his head with the rock.Afterwards, he dragged the old man to the inn he was residing in. The old man woke up after some time but his body was restrained with ropes.
"What's the meaning of this you stupid brat?,unhand me at once I want to make love with young flowers."Shut up ya old geezer, at your age, you should pray to God and wait for your death and like hell, the young flowers would want their bud nipped by you, said Arnold with a tired voice."Who are you calling an old geezer I'm only 18 with youngblood ya foolish brat", said the old man being furious.
The thing is I need large crystals like this one, saying this Arnold showed the blue limpid crystal."So what I don't have crystal such as this one me", replied the old man trying to untie the restraining.I was given your address by General Luka of the Anteria Region."That arrogant brat I figured so since he's the only one who likes to keep tabs on people like me",said the old man spitting cough.So will you help me finding these crystals?, asked Arnold observing the old man keenly.The old man kept quite and replied,"Okay I'll help you but on one condition my prize will be 24-hour services of young flowers in my house".
Arnold accepted the offer and untied the old man.Upon being untied the old man farted and the smell was breathtaking.
Yea dirty geezer the whole rooms polluted now couldn't you release it after telling me to go."There's two thing I don't like to compromise on my life,the first one is trying to spend time with flowers and the second one is doing everything as I want in life". I don't hold in anything,I eat when I want,I laugh when I want and lastly I fart when it comes.Then why didn't marry when you were young and have children?."What are you saying I just recently turned 18,dont you know it's illegal to have child before turning 18?", said the old man smirking.
If your 18 then I'm like I was never born,well whatever just help me find the crystals."Oh,! For that we have to travel through the lands of deserts.Are there deserts in this world?,asked Arnold with a shocked expression."Duh? Of course, there is, now I'm fully sure that your just a brat with no worldly knowledge", said the old man farting again.
Arnold left the room at once as he was having trouble breathing cause the air of the room was thronged with the fart smell of the old man.
After some time Arnold entered the room and found the old man sleeping in his bed naked.Seeing this Arnold had only one question on his mind why was the old man sleeping in his room being naked.Arnold ate dinner and stayed at another room of the inn to pass the night.The next morning Arnold woke up early and went to check on the old man.The old man was stretching his body and this time he only wore his underwear.Arnold went downstairs to fetch breakfast for himself.
"What about me?",asked the old man standing in front of Arnold as he was eating breakfast.Fetch your breakfast yourself, dirty geezer, saying this Arnold looked away."Come on don't be like that I'm a helpless old man won't you help me?", asked the old man looking at Arnold with puppy eyes.Did you forget what you said last night?, you said you were just 18 so fetch your breakfast with your own money."I won't help you if you don't get me a proper breakfast", said the old man with a smug face.Well then you can kiss your dream of being served 24 hours by little flowers goodbye."Ok ok,I get it your so persistent",said the old man while paying for his breakfast.