Surprise... my little friend.

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<Raising System: Valkyries Edition>

<Quality: Heavenly>

<Type: Main System>

<A certain woman tried to declare war on the abyss, consequently the abyss devoured her. However, her knowledge was vast and of great quality. That woman was able to create powerful female warriors through some strange method>

<Note: Limit of systems reached, you need to improve your body and soul to be able to support this system>

<Currently you can only view features>

...

Before I knew it, the golden crystal that represented the system disappeared. In its place was a smartphone. This phone could be mistaken for any other, it was too thin and paramecia that it could break with a sudden movement, but its aura and weight were not normal.

'...'

'...'

'...'

Did it really become an app?

There were various applications installed, but right now the [Raising System: Valkyries Edition] seemed to be more interesting.

'Really this...'

Everything I saw left me speechless.

It was just a simulator!

You know, those kind of games that take away your time, money and your sanity.

You spend money to buy troops and build your village, explore and then repeat the same until you get bored or run out of money.

That was the key premise but there were many changes, it also had rpg or mmorpg nuances and the worst of all was that it could be updated.

All the traps were combined into one.

Many have fallen into the trap and vice of "games without end" that are infinitely updated.

Who do I have to declare war on to get so many Valkyries?

Since the system was locked, I could only see the available Valkyries.

Dragon girl.

Kitsune.

A cat girl.

A dog girl.

A cow girl.

A robot.

Vampire.

Siren.

Shit... there's even an octopus girl.

What kind of farm is this!?

Most girls had at least one animal-like feature. There were all kinds of races so it could be said that this system does not discriminate against anyone.

I sat down for a few seconds to recover.

Without realizing it, a part of me was excited.

But it was a bitter fruit, since I couldn't use it, I could only look at it helplessly.

To distract myself I looked at the other system I got, I have to admit I didn't pay much attention to it, since <Raising System: Valkyries Edition> sounds better than <Unconventional Chat>, it was reasonable to do that.

For some unknown reason, "chat" also appeared on this phone, but it was also sealed and locked.

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<Unconventional Chat>

<Quality: Heavenly>

<Type: Main System>

<10,000 realms, immortals, Gods, lost dimensions; you are an invader; technology unites you with them>

<Note: Limit of systems reached, you need to improve your body and soul to be able to support this system>

<Currently you can only view features>

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'...'

What kind of description is that!?

Press the glowing icon, the symbol was a white phone with a green background... damn, even the copyright was stolen.

Soon many groups appeared, countless; slide my finger looking for its end.

At first glance they looked like normal conversation groups... well, not so normal, the names were very embarrassing, anyone would confuse them with a group of chunis with a lot of free time.

As an avid reader of web novels, of course I know these are not normal groups.

An inter-dimensional chat... in fact, it was a very recurring genre in my home world, and I enjoyed the creativity of the authors of those kinds of novels.

However, the same feeling returned, that feeling of helplessness that had become familiar during these last few minutes.

Really... life is hard.

Suddenly the door rang.

I got up discouraged and opened it. It was Ephildis. In a way, seeing this Elf-milf quickly warmed my heart.

This was the magic of milfs?

"Why so sad, Xavier? Is something wrong?", Ephildis's expression changed quickly, she frowned as if she could see right through me.

I thought my performance was good enough, before opening the door I returned to my normal expression.

Was this the famous "sixth sense" that every woman has, or is it just Ephildis's witch power?

'Just some minor issues that I'll fix in a few days,' I replied absently.

Ephildis only nodded half convinced and half incredulous.

"Now we're family you can trust me, you know...?", Ephildis seemed to remember what we did a few hours ago and blushed.

'...'

Seeing a mature Elf blushing seemed to be my weakness.

A rosy atmosphere slowly formed... until a clear voice appeared.

"Ephildis, come! We have a new member and we need your help with something", the timely Nol appeared, her flirtatious smile seemed dangerous, the kind of smile that meant "up to something".

Before Ephildis could react, she was carried away by Nol.

'...'

I only had to sigh.

With nothing better to do, I started training.

I went to another room nearby, specialized for any type of training. The [Blood-Pulse Sutra] began to resonate in my body.

It was midnight, the soundproof walls were convenient.

...

After 10 minutes, I was lying on the cold floor, some impurities coming out of my pores, dirt of the most disgusting kind.

'...'

But a smile graced my face.

Blood Qi, powerful Blood Qi was slowly forming in my heart.

A wild but effective method... you know, cultivators are one of the professions that are blessed or cursed everywhere.

A quick summary, this body was 17 years old and it seems that the recommended age to start the path of cultivation was between 3-6 years old.

It seems most cultivation novels lied to me.

The same thing happened with magic and witchcraft.

The [Blood-Pulse Sutra] broke all these customs, forcibly modified genes and nourished the whole body and tempered it, but it required a lot of nutrients, so it could also be called burning money.

The [Primordial Origin Sutra] came into the picture at this point.

This was like stealing an infinite battery that worked automatically, [Primordial Origin Sutra] absorbed Qi from the environment replenishing energy and nutrients to my body, in short, all problems were solved.

.....

For another 50 minutes I felt my will waver, it was practically a suicidal workout, but it was worth it.

<[Blood-Pulse Sutra] leveled up>

<[Blood-Pulse Sutra] leveled up>

<[Primordial Origin Sutra] leveled up>

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I momentarily ignored the messages, I was currently cleaning all the scum that had come out of my body.

The mirror reflected my new body, stronger, more robust and apparently hard.

An unexpected benefit... even my little friend benefited... too much!

Now how do I hide this thing?

It really got too big.....