I am a blessed man, just to quickly brag about it. I've always had people swarm me with affection as I was so cute, especially my older sister and my parents. People gave me anything I wanted just for smiling at them. As a result, I was able to live a peaceful life with a perfect family.
I was born with that Italian dream life.
A long time ago, when I was still living in Italy, I was abducted by a neighbor one morning. They had knocked me out with a strong moonshine they brewed and when I had came to, the old man was bowing down in front of me on his hands and knees begging for my forgiveness. I truly had no concept of danger, even as a child, which is why I thought it was just a really fun game when he started to call me a god.