This FanFic Novel is about a Chinese Guy from Earth who died, transmigrated, and awakened with Steve (Minecraft) Stand (Jojo). Get overpowered by using Minecraft Mod, travel through different worlds, anime or movies. And also, because he's Chinese, he likes to make fun of... Black people, Hitler, Japanese Nuclear Bomb, etc. you name it, he dare make fun of it. Like all Chinese FanFic, this fic loves to make tons of Jokes that are unhinged and not "popular" to western people. if you don't take this thing seriously, it's funny. = Worlds: Minecraft -> Marvel -> X-Men -> Naruto -> Bleach -> Jojo -> Chainsaw Man -> One Punch Man -> DNF/DFO -> Fate/Stay Night -> = Support me Financially Here: Patreon.com/Bleam — 100 Chapters in Advance in Patreon.
After consuming nearly two sets of raw fish, Fang Mo finally succeeded.
Accompanied by pixelated heart special effects popping up around Yoruichi Shihouin, she stood still on the spot.
"What... have you done to me?"
After a long time, Yoruichi finally said to Fang Mo in a somewhat puzzled tone, "Why do I feel... like we've known each other for a long time?"
"In my hometown, this is called 'familiarity at first sight.'"
Fang Mo said with a smile, "What bad intentions could I, a block person, have? This is the magic of friendship. We are destined to become the best of friends..."
"Is that so?"
Yoruichi still felt a bit strange, scratching the back of her head unconsciously, "But something feels off... I can't put my finger on it."
"That's all your imagination."
Fang Mo waved his hand, "I'm not after anything from you. I'm the pure Love God of War, it definitely won't affect your relationship with Urahara Kisuke. Just think of me as your... hmm, male best friend."
"What a strange way to put it."
Yoruichi looked a bit headache-prone. Although she felt that Fang Mo was indeed a close friend, his brain waves were too hard to understand; she couldn't quite keep up.
"By the way."
Before Yoruichi could react, Fang Mo began to speak again, "Could you perform that again?"
"What?"
Yoruichi was puzzled, "Perform what?"
"Meow meow meow."
Fang Mo somehow produced a fish and then pulled out a foxtail, shaking both in his hands while making strange noises, "Meow meow meow..."
"What is this..."
If Yoruichi could team up with Urahara Kisuke, her IQ would certainly be much higher than Komamura Sajin. After thinking for a moment, she quickly understood Fang Mo's intentions, "You want me to turn into a cat?"
Fang Mo nodded vigorously.
"Really, you're so incorrigible."
Yoruichi suddenly found it a bit amusing that while others thought their human forms were attractive, this guy actually wanted her to turn into a cat. "Fine, fine. Since you're sincere about it…"
As her words fell, a white light shone from her body.
She quickly shrank in size, her clothes falling to the ground. Soon after, an elegant black cat emerged from the pile of clothes.
"Is this okay?"
The black cat crouched on the ground and spoke with Yoruichi's voice.
"Awesome, it's a kitty!"
Fang Mo cheered immediately, picking up Yoruichi and stroking her in his arms—patting her head, scratching her belly, and even rubbing the little pads on her paws. He also buried his face in her fur and took a deep sniff.
Although he missed out on patting Komamura Sajin's dog head, he found sniffing the cat quite satisfying.
Finally, Fang Mo took out the Geochest and opened its lid.
The spatial structure changed in an instant. The original open ground and rocks vanished, replaced by a beautiful three-story villa.
Yes, this was the villa that Fang Mo had Tony Stark build for him in the Marvel Universe. Stark had finished it in just over ten days, and Fang Mo had accepted it during a quick trip back to Earth.
Considering Stark's artistic flair, the villa's interior was quite nice, with a warm overall style. It also had an energy room powered by an Ark Reactor, a hidden water tower, and a specialized intelligent waste treatment system, all according to Fang Mo's requirements.
Carrying the black cat Yoruichi, Fang Mo leisurely walked into the villa's yard and sat down in a lounge chair.
A flash of white light, and Steve appeared next to him, setting up watermelon, coconut juice, and snacks on the table.
Fang Mo touched them, and they all materialized. Then he picked up a slice of watermelon and started eating it while watching Ichigo Kurosaki's Bankai training.
"…"
Yoruichi looked up at Fang Mo, opened her mouth, and seemed to hesitate.
"Hmm? What's wrong?"
Because Fang Mo had Yoruichi on his body, he quickly noticed her expression and directly asked curiously, "Do you want to eat watermelon? Look at my memory; I almost forgot you're a black cat…"
As he spoke, Fang Mo had Steve pull out a shimmering piece of watermelon.
"Here, eat this."
Fang Mo took the shimmering watermelon and handed it to Yoruichi Shihouin, "This watermelon has gold particles in it."
"I don't eat watermelon."
Yoruichi in her black cat form shook her head.
"How about sugarcane? Or fried chicken?" Fang Mo wondered, "You can't possibly want to eat lawsuits or bullets, right?"
"Why do I feel like there's a hidden message in what you're saying?"
Yoruichi couldn't help but say, "Think about it, are any of the things you mentioned something a cat would like to eat?"
"Sorry, it's just that you're a black cat, so my occupational hazard kicked in."
Fang Mo shrugged, then waved his hand, and suddenly a bag of dog food flew out from the doghouse in the corner of the villa, "Well, sorry, I don't have a cat in this villa, is dog food okay?"
"…"
Yoruichi stared at Fang Mo without saying a word.
"Ahem, ahem."
Fang Mo stopped clowning around, then had Steve bring out a grilled fish, touching it to materialize it, "How about this then?"
"Hm?"
Perhaps she smelled something good; black cat Yoruichi's nose twitched, "What is this?"
"Cooked fish."
Fang Mo said, "I know what you're going to ask, but this dish is just called that."
"Let me taste it."
Finally, Yoruichi became interested and waved her cat paw.
"Here, eat!"
Fang Mo directly handed over the grilled fish, even taking out a plate to place on his belly.
Yoruichi gave Fang Mo a look but didn't say anything. She lowered her head to take an exploratory bite. However, as soon as she took a bite, her eyes lit up. After all, this MC-made food was absolutely top-notch, and Yoruichi was immediately won over, burying her head to eat eagerly.
As for Fang Mo, he was seen petting Yoruichi's fur while watching Ichigo Kurosaki training in the distance, occasionally sipping some coconut juice. He was thoroughly enjoying himself.
However, just as Fang Mo was marveling at the wonders of life.
He suddenly felt a wave of resentment.
Subconsciously turning his head to look, he found a young dragon head emerging from the doghouse, looking at him with a complicated and resentful gaze.
"What the hell…"
Seeing the other's very human-like expression, Fang Mo then realized that when he was playing in the Marvel world, he had apparently put the young Ender Dragon in the villa's doghouse.
He had completely forgotten about this, and he didn't expect that the dog food had just woken it up.
"Uh, listen to daddy explain…"
Facing the wronged look on the young Ender Dragon's face, Fang Mo suddenly facepalmed, "Don't overthink it; this is Aunt Yoruichi…"
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