"There is nothing to tell, it's just some guy I work with"
"Come on, you are going out with a guy, there gotta to be something wrong with him"
"Does he have a hump, a hump and a hair piece"
"Wait, does he eat chalk? I don't want to go through with what I went through with Carl, oh"
"Okay, everybody relax, this is not even a date, it's just two people going out to have dinner and not having sex"
"Sounds like a date to me"
Four people could be seen seated in a coffee house called central perk and having a heated discussion about one of them.
These four people were Monica Geller, Phoebe Buffay, Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing.
There were talking about Monica's big date tonight and Monica keeps deflecting the topic as she does not want to talk about it with her friends and tried to change the subject several time before she got what will change the pace of their discussion.
Monica: "okay, enough about that, Chandler, you know Adam right, a cousin of mine, you both met during our family Thanksgiving and during Ross's wedding"
Chandler: "yeah, how can I forget that guy, he is the one who called Ross and I a women repellant and also acted like the bigger person as he gave up the position of Ross's best man, yeah, I remember his face like palm of my hands"
Chandler said as he remembered the first time he met Adam at the Thanksgiving where he got mocked by Adam himself.
Chandler: "yeah, what about him, is he dead yet"
Monica: "oh God no, he is very much alive and he is coming to Manhattan today"
Monica said as she smiled at Chandler knowing he would be going crazy right now.
Chandler: "when you said coming to Manhattan, you didn't mean Greenwich Village, right and just another location in Manhattan"
Chandler asked not wanting that devil to come here.
Monica: "yes"
Joey seeing Chandler like that wondered what was all that about and decided to ask Monica about it.
Joey: "ummm, Monica, what's wrong with Chandler and what's up with that Adam guy to make Chandler like this?"
Monica: "well, let's just say Chandler isn't exactly a very big fan of Adam"
Monica explained in the simplest way possible.
Phoebe: "oh, I remember, isn't he the hot guy from that photo you posted on Instagram and Facebook back then, tell me he is the one"
Monica: "yeah, he is the one"
Phoebe: "yay, I would love to meet him"
Chandler: "you haven't seen the guy, that's why"
Joey: "is he that bad"
Chandler: "very"
Joey: "Monica, show me the guy's picture, let me see the guy who made Chandler hate him so much"
Chandler: "don't get me wrong, I don't hate him, I just can't stand him"
Monica smile at that as she brought out her phone which is of the latest Model of Smart Android Phones which Adam gave to Hus family.
Joey: "man, everytime I see you with that phone makes me want to snatch it from you, I mean ever since I've known you, both you and Ross and also Chandler have always had the latest model of phones released by Smart and even the ones that haven't be released, how do you do that"
Chandler: "oh that, it is the work of the devil"
Monica laughed because of Chandler's joke before she showed Joey the picture of Adam.
Monica: "don't listen to Chandler, this my cousin and he is the one who gave us all these stuffs as he is the Director of Smart group, so yeah, we get free stuffs from him"
Joey was shocked to see who Monica's cousin was, he is a tycoon who started his company from a young age and made it into the world's leading company when it comes to technology and he also heard that he has bought Knicks basketball team, he also heard that Adam was talking about entering into the entertainment industry which made Joey happy at the prospect of that happening.
Joey: "I cannot believe you man, how can you have a beef with Adam Geller, the God of Technology and Monica, why didn't you tell me that you are related to a god like him"
Chandler: "apparently, the surname Geller doesn't ring a bell anymore in your favorite God of Technology"
Joey looked at Chandler when he said that but he didn't have the chance to talk back when they saw a depressed Ross waking into the coffee house.
Ross: "Hi"
Ross folded his umbrella as he said that with a depressed tone and face.
Joey: "this guy says 'hello, I wanna to kill myself"
Monica: "are you okay sweeties?"
Monica held her brother's arm as she said that.
Ross: "I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck"
Chandler: "cookies?"
Chandler asked as he stretched a plate of cookie towards Ross who just looked at him as if asking what's wrong with him.
Monica: "carol moved her stuffs out today?"
Phoebe and Joey: "Oh"
Monica: "let me get you some coffee"
Ross: "thanks"
Ross sat down as Phoebe acted as if she was removing something around Ross.
Phoebe: "ew, unh"
Ross: "no no, don't. Stop cleansing my aura"
Ross said as he didn't want Phoebe to continue what she was doing but she still persisted and continued.
Ross: "leave my aura alone, okay? I will be fine, alright? Really, everyone, I just hope she'll be fine"
Monica: "no you don't"
Ross: "no I don't, to hell with her, she left"
Joey: "and you never knew she was a lesbian"
Joey said as he shook his head at Ross's situation.
Ross was getting tired about people talking about him not knowing about the lesbian thing.
Ross: "no, okay? Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?"
Chandler: "sometimes I wish I was a lesbian"
Chandler said which got him stares from everyone.
Chandler: "did I say that out loud?"
Joey: "alright, Ross, look, I know you are feeling a lot of pain right now, you are angry, you are hurting, can I tell you what the answer is?"
Ross gave Joey the go ahead as he is open to any advice right now but that was a mistake on his part as he wanted an advice from Joey.
Joey: "strip joints"
Ross was frustrated at what Joey said as that was out of the option for him.
Joey: "come on, you are single, have some hormones"
Ross: "but I don't want to be single, okay? I just want to get married again"
Immediately he said that a woman with a wedding dress ran into the coffee house.
Chandler seeing what just happened thought that this might be the best time to make a wish as apparently Ross wish came true.
Chandler: "and I just want a million dollars"
Monica seeing who was in the wedding dress got up and went to her.
Monica: "Rachel?"
The Lady in the wedding dress turned out to be Rachel, a friend of her's in high school.
Rachel: "oh, Monica, thank God you are here, I just went to your building and you weren't there and a bug guy with a hammer said you will be here and you are, you are"
Rachel said as she hugged Monica who hugged her back.
Monica took Rachel to the group and introduced them to her and vice versa.
Rachel then narrated what led to her running away from her wedding.
Rachel: "so anyway, I didn't know anywhere to go and I know you and I drifted apart but you are the only one I know who lived here in the city"
Monica: "who wasn't invited to the wedding"
Rachel: "oh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue"
Outside the Coffee House
A man came down from a Ferrari Enzo which he renamed to Smart Ferrari Enzo in this world, he looked at the coffee house in front if him where he could see the central perk sign on it, he is no other than Adam Geller.
Adam walked into the coffee house where he could see the cast of friends seated together like the first episode of season one.
Adam: "did I miss a wedding or something"
Adam said as he made his presence know to them.
Chandler: "now we are all complete"
A/N
This is the promised chapter
Hey everyone, I'm currently partaking in the WPC for Dec and Jan, so I would like you to support my novel, The Omnipotent System by adding it to your library and also when you are bored or just feel like reading something you can check it out and tell me what you think, thanks.
As for the love interest, this is want I thought
Mona
Emily
Amy
Bonnie
Kathy
See you on sunday