Randomness#3

He told us a very exciting adventure story.

The old apple revels in its authority.

Mary plays the piano.

She wrote him a long letter, but he didn't read it.

Don't step on the broken glass.

Where do random thoughts come from?

He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.

He didn't want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway.

The shooter says goodbye to his love.

We have a lot of rain in June.

Last Friday in three week's time I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard.

The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling.

There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store.

Abstraction is often one floor above you.

Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived.

Wow, does that work?

Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy.

Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them.

I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.

It was getting dark, and we weren't there yet.

If I don't like something, I'll stay away from it.

He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there.

I am never at home on Sundays.

I hear that Nancy is very pretty.

She was too short to see over the fence.

If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. It's really not as bad as it sounds.

The stranger officiates the meal.

The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.

I will never be this young again. Ever. Oh damn… I just got older.

She advised him to come back at once.

What was the person thinking when they discovered cow's milk was fine for human consumption… and why did they do it in the first place!?

Wednesday is hump day, but has anyone asked the camel if he's happy about it?

Hurry!

This is a Japanese doll.

I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.

The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other.

The book is in front of the table.

We need to rent a room for our party.

She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do.

Let me help you with your baggage.

Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year.

She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us.

When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand. I still remember it quite vividly.

Yeah, I think it's a good environment for learning English.

The mysterious diary records the voice.

Should we start class now, or should we wait for everyone to get here?

The lake is a long way from here.

Is it free?

Tom got a small piece of pie.

Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same.

Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof.

She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn't yet returned it.

She did her best to help him.

I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated.

A song can make or ruin a person's day if they let it get to them.

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn't good enough.

A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt.

The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight.

Rock music approaches at high velocity.

The river stole the gods.

This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent

She always speaks to him in a loud voice.

Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn't and they don't recommend anyone else do it either.

I want more detailed information.

Two seats were vacant.

I want to buy a onesie… but know it won't suit me.

Christmas is coming.

My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do.

I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert.

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn't so bad after all.