Hidden badass crouching moron

Ok so I got up from my bed even though I was awake the whole night and meditating after all I gave up sleep ages ago due to how inefficient it was. I went to the bath room and brushed my teeth . I then went to cafeteria had a breakfast of toasted bread , avocado and eggs . I then of course went right to were Weiss and Pyrrha are having their whole conversation of Weiss wanting them to team up and Weiss started monologuing so I guess that is my cue.

" You know what else is great ? Me Jaune Arc " At that I come in between them while flexing my muscles " Nice to meet you…." I say that while extending my hand . Now of course while I am doing this , I have turned off my charisma temporarily after all I want to have Pyrrha as my partner and I absolutely not at all interested in Weiss as she is right now .

Now while I am doing this Pyrrha tries to introduce herself and says " Hello Jaune" I ignore her and shove her aside while saying " Yeah , yeah" I mean I have no place to judge considering my own fetishes but seriously? Now I am indignant on the inside , while on the out side I maintain my easy going smile.Weiss of course looks at me questioningly and asks " Who are you again?" I reply by flexing my muscles and I can see why Rigurd likes to do this" Only the worlds next greatest huntsman and the most dashing man to walk on it's face, so what do you say beautiful you and me can make a team?" At that Pyrrha interrupts by saying" Um actually, I think teams are supposed to be made of four students." At that I look at her challengingly and raise my eyebrow " Oh well hot stuff if you are good enough then may be you can join my team, the winning team ." I do this all the while flexing my biceps because I am proud of this body of mine .

Weiss of course takes offense to that on Pyrrha's behalf and asks me indignantly " Jaune was it ,do you know who you are speaking to?" I of course look at her in confusion while raising my eyebrow" Am I supposed to?" She looks at me incredulously and says

" She is the top graduate of Sanctum"

"Never heard of it"

"She is the winner of the Mistral regional tournament "

" What is that?"

Weiss looks like she is going blow a gasket and she says exasperatedly" She is the mascot of pumpkin Pete cereals." Now instead of like what regular Jaune said , I say " I do not eat cereals because how else am I supposed to maintain these glorious muscles of mine?" At that I again start flexing in body builder poses . Weiss fumes with anger and shouts indignantly and screams" Ahhhhhhh" I of course raise my hands placatingly while saying" You know if you did not want to join my awesome team , you could have just said no." At that she starts sputtering and making strangling motions with her hand after which she slumps down and groans in exasperation.

She goes away and I start scratching my head while saying in confusion " What the hell ,did I do ?" It was at that moment Yang comes snickering while saying" Wow , Jaune I thought you were more smooth then this." At that I give her a challenging smirk while saying" You can not win around everyone can you? You got to Yang around until you do." She gives back a challenging smirk while saying" Oh you are on mister." Our competition gets interrupted by the announcement calling all students to the balcony and we all promptly go their.

Now yeah Ozpin gives the whole spiel about the students being yeeted into the emerald forest , needing to find partners via eye contact and us needing to find the relic. Everyone starts getting ready to get launched while I stand their carefree with an easy smile and my parachute bag . I of course get launched .

Now while I am flying through the air, I am of course making sure all the canon teams get formed by giving subtle telekinetic nudges here and there . At the last moment before I land , I release my parachute that has my beautiful visage on it for all the world to see. It was exactly at ten seconds later that a spear hits my parachute and nails it to a tree . I teleport to the ground by using blink which I got from night crawler template then I utilize polarity which I got from Pyrrha herself to retrieve Milo . I am playing with it for a while transitioning it into it's many forms and as soon as Pyrrha comes , I throw it to her in spear form while giving her a small smile" Thank you for the assist" after which I look at the ruined parachute while saying" Even though it was kinda unnecessary."

She does look a bit sheepish and says" Sorry" at that I wave my hand and say reassuringly " Don't worry, it is actually surprisingly easy and cheap to buy a parachute if you know where to look for it." After which I put on a pondering expression and say" Really most of the costs were from putting on my beautiful face on it ." At the last part I put on a mock haughty expression that is really exaggerated while batting my eyelashes at her. Pyrrha finally cracks up and chuckles a bit while I do the same as well.

Now after we both stop laughing, I ask her " Hey , partner quick question , do you wanna do this the easy way…" at that I open a portal to the initiation relics " Or do you wanna do this the fun way ?" I give a really blood thirsty grin while saying this and let's just say Pyrrha gets slightly disturbed but she eventually gives me that absolutely beautiful smile and " I don't know, what do you want to do?" I instantly close the portal and say" The fun way it is ."

It was at that moment that I let the monster out to play . All my bloodlust, my love for destruction, my hunger for suffering comes out and with them all my self loathing , fear, hate and envy for it all comes as well. In but a few moments every single Grimm in the emerald forest comes to attack us in the droves and thus starts something that will go down in legends as the emerald forest massacre