"Master, I'm not edible." She said as she tried her best to pry his lips off of her cheeks. With her comically low Strength value for a person of her level, she was not at all successful.
"I thought so too, but I'm not so sure about that anymore…" He said as he forced another kiss onto her cheeks despite her resistance, after which he finally straightened his back.
"... What will you do with me?" Selene asked after a heavy sigh. It was clear that both hated her greatly. She was not going to gain anything from either of them.
"Me? Only positive things. You will love me." The elf decreed, though her ominous tone was anything but relaxing.
The monster finally addressed her once again. He was so focused on the elf's cheeks that Selene thought he might've forgotten about her. How wonderful that would've been.