Route009 : Girly Gossip and Segunda Mujer

"Boltund, we did it!!!" screamed an excited voice, which was equally surprised as he was excited after he saw haxorus rise from the dead as if he was undertaker himself. This was followed by a smug voice saying his "ggs" as haxorus launched a last minute counter in the form of an earthquake, winning the battle in the process.

The smug voiced kid named tomiyasu then looked away from the disheartened victor as he saw a dragalge moments away from blasting a dragon pulse at point blank range onto a weakened milotic. Tomiyasu quickly intervened, telling haxorus to send an ice punch to the dragalge as a first date memento.

"You're here after beating that dumb brother of mine? Instead of sneaking up on my dragalge and disturbing my duel ( by damaging her dragalge in the form of a 28% hp cut 💀 ) why don't you wait till I beat this girl, you can duel me then.." said the prideful gloria.

"Haxorus, buddy can you use ice punch again, maybe on that uggo right there, this time? That'll be all" said tomiyasu in response to that paragraph of bs which has no place in a 3vs3.

"Dragalge, use venoshock!" screamed gloria as she felt insulted and somewhat angered.

Tomiyasu then realised something amongst all this banter, his haxorus got poisoned when he punched the dragalge. As he was lost in thought, dragalge attacked the haxorus with venoshock which is way stronger against a poisoned pokemon.

"Maybe I can finally focus on you afterall, ms.sora's sister, now that we don't have that nerdy four-eyes interrupting us" said gloria after knocking tomiyasu out"

Koharu, a pretty talkative girl normally had kept quiet up untill now. Maybe she was plotting something? But her silence finally broke. She took a deep breath and said,

"You've been talking about my brother a bit too much ever since we got here, don't tell me, are you actually into him or something? That must explain your behaviour" and then shots were fired. Gloria became red with all that embarassment.

"As if I like that smug weedle of a boy! He has been sticking to bea like they are a couple on the brink of marriage ever since we got here! Who does he think he is, endangering his life and helping us in the process for no reason!" exclaimed gloria.

"Oi ms.victor's sister, you do realise that we are also here, infact only a small 60-70 meters away from the two of you gossiping bullshit like that!" said a flustered and embarrassed sora while bea was going red right infront of him.

"Yeah! As if I would be into that stupid curly haired know-it-all. I prefer...men with abs and biceps" said bea, adding fuel to the fire.

"Oi, why are you also at my tail! I prefer ana de armas over you children too, but she would rather shag amber heard's dog before even thinking of me" said sora angrily.

"Who is this ana de armas, I have never heard of this woman in my life?!" came out of gloria's mouth.

"Ana de armas? Who is that? I meant cynthia ofcourse! Isn't she pretty? Isn't her hair beautiful? Isn't the way in which she speaks elegant?" said sora in order to cover for his massive fuck up. As they, death, taxes, and simping for ana de armas is a constant. Not even death, rebirth, a 5 year streak of no fap and getting to battle with pokemon in real life could change that!

"Ew...I mean her hair is pretty but this level of detailed creepiness? Apart from that, who's this amber heard?" asked gloria.

"Uhm....you don't know officer jenny? And her arcanine? I meant jenny's arcanine by that, silly! I'm just always speaking in riddles like that!" replied sora. Many great keepers such as buffon, neur, casillas, yashin, petr cech and even schmeichal couldn't pull off such a save.

"Anyways, why were you bothered by them not liking you? Don't tell me you actually are into these two! And I thought it was only mom who was into harem manga. Big bro, you perv!" said koharu because we surely need more filler to stretch this arc out.

"As I said before, ana de armas, ana de armas, the girl who used to be nice to me in middle school and ana de armas only!" said sora.

And this dragged on and on and on. On the other hand, a rumour was spread around all of god's morality "test" chambers. Apparently another man had passed the test and coincidentally, completely followed in his predecessors footsteps. Even the bloody world! All this happened 5 years ago, shortly after the previous man got to reincarnate in a new world.Hailing from england originally, this very man was almost ironically reborn into a household in kalos, the region mirroring france in that man's world.

Though his death was a bit more tragic than heroic, compared to his predecessor. He took a vacation to france, choosing to watch a match played by the french national team which featured his favourite player antoine griezman in a leading role.

Before making his way to the stadium, he went to a renowned theatre named the bataclan threatre where he got caught up in a huge terrorist attack and was killed by those very people. Coincidentally, antoine's griezman's sister also got caught up in the very same incident, just that her fate was a lot more pleasant, making it out alive out of it.

His soul wandered around a lot up untill 2022, where he watched his beloved griezmann get to a second world cup final having already won a world cup and a euro player of the tournament in which he got to the final. And oh! Add a nations league on top of that. He was fueled by that day when he almost lost everything up untill now, which was enough to help his soul finally be at peace and pass on where he would get a chance at reincarnation in a different world or long punishment and ordinary reincarnation afterwards.

And all that brings us to the present. Where these two, born 3 months apart from each other continue to live a life they couldn't possibly live in their previous worlds.