Slytherin?/Warlocks Are Back

"Shit Shit Shit, oh the boss is gonna be so mad!"

Mu woke up hearing a voice screaming and became really annoyed by it.

So he looked over to see who it was and saw a person wearing a shitty looking green and black robe.

"Shut the fuck up can't you see I was sleeping...and who the fuck are you?" Mu asked to the robed man.

The robed man slowly turned around and stuttered our," Your Uhh st..still dreaming."

;)MU MU! Thank Author your finally out of that fucking place.

"W..what place?" Mu thought to the voice.

;)The fucking illusion you were in.

"What illusion? I was just sleeping that must have been a dream," Mu thought to the voice.

;)No these guys had your soul trapped in an illusion.

"No...that can't be," Mu thought to the voice assured in his belief.

;)How do you know?

"Well...I would never say something a emo as "Wake The Fuck Up"," Mu thought to the voice.

;)I mean you make a valid point but I'm sorry to say...you did.

"What but...No no no no no, AHHH!" Mu screamed inside his mind as he finally accepted what actually happened.

After a while of sulking Mu came to a realization," I wouldn't have said that shit if I wasn't in that illusion."

;)Umm I guess your not wrong.

"Was I thinking to you," Mu thought to the voice.

;)Were you?

"Well yes but...you know what fuck it who put me in that illusion they're being thrown in the void," Mu thought to the voice.

;)Uhh well you remember those warlocks I told you about.

"Umm I think so...are they the ones who suck off demons for a bit of power," Mu thought to the voice.

;)Yea that's them.

"Are they the ones who put me in that fucking place?" Mu asked the voice.

;)Yea they wanted to sign a contract with me by holding you hostage.

"Why would they wanna do that?" Mu asked the voice.

;)Uhhh are you serious, Ohh I don't know Mu maybe because I'm the literal abyss.

"Oh you are, I kinda just thought you were a voice that lived in the abyss," Mu thought to the voice.

;)No I'm the abyss I...well I guess I never actually told you did I.

"No you didn't, and it would have been good to fucking know. We could have avoided all of this," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)How would me telling you what I am help from you being captured in a giant illusion?

"Well I...fuck you I'm going to eradicate these warlocks," Mu thought to the abyss as he stood up and walked to the robed figure whose been standing stunned for 3 minutes.

"Are you a warlock?" Mu asked the robed figure.

The robed figure finally came back to reality and asked," Uhh if I said "no" would you believe me?"

"No," Mu said as he sent the robed figure into the void.

;)Mu! You can't just do that you didn't know if that guy was a warlock.

"Was he?" Mu asked the abyss.

;)Well Yes that guy was...but like take some steps to figure that out first.

"They're probably all wearing the same colored robes right," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Well...Yea but.

"No buts I literally can't fuck this up," Mu thought to the abyss as he walked out of the room.

(A/N I got annoyed by calling the abyss, voice every time Mu talked to it so uhhh fuck it from here on out it's abyss all the way)