episode 5 part 3

(Scene shifts to the Garcia-Shapiro house)

"What is it, Candace? I'm right in the middle of a 3-No trump", said Linda.

"Turn on the TV!" said Candace, on a payphone at the race.

"All right. All right, Candace. This better be good", said Linda.

Linda presses a remote, the TV shows static.

"Well? Well? Do you see it?" asked Candace from the phone.

"Just a second, honey", said Linda.

"Turn on the cable box first", said Vivian.

"Hmm. All right", said Linda, presses another remote, ejecting CD.

"Wait. 'Kay, that's not it. Um, is it this one? No, this is another phone", said Linda.

(a short song about summer)

"Mom, hurry up!" said Candace, cringing.

"Okay, just a second!" said Linda, presses the right remote.

"Are you embarrassed about flaking?? Itching? Peeling?" said Tv Narrator.

"Candace, this is a dandruff commercial. Is there something you're trying to tell me?" said Linda.

Scene immediately shifts to the race track. The race is about to start.

"Okay, Ferb. Are we good to go?" asked Phineas.

Ferb gives a thumb up.

"Sciencia, is everything good?" I asked.

"Your good to go", said Sciencia.

"Great", I said.

"And with the race about to start, there's the Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated blimp!" said Rick.

(Doofenshmirtz theme song)

"Ah, Perry the Platypus. I'm glad you're here. Actually, I was just getting ready for some PLATYPUS UNDER GLASS! You're just in time to witness my latest invention...my Deflate-inator Ray! Which I will demonstrate by deflating the tires of the Jefferson County Motor Speedway! After which, I will deflate everything in the Tri-State Area! That way, if anyone wants anything flared, they will have to talk to me", said Doofenshmirtz.

Scene shifts to the race track.

"Phineas, you are in big trouble, mister--!" said Candace, then cars zoom past her, leaving her bunt.

"Candace, you got a little..." said Jeremy.

"Smile! Souvenir picture? Only a dollar". said Photographer, who took the picture.

Candace looks at her picture. She is burnt and Jeremy is staring confused.

"AAH!"  said Candace, then shook herself clean.

"Wait a second", said Candace, then grabbed the camera, and ran off.

"Hey!" said Photographer.

"Ee-ee-ee-ee, now, I gotcha". said Candace, taking a picture of Phineas driving.

"Hey, Missy. Two pictures, two bucks", said Photographer, snatching the picture.

"Oh,yeah, uh, I've only got a dollar, but uh, I just want the one. You can just tear the other one up, 'kay", said Candace.

(The photographer rips one picture)

"I've got 'em, NOW! Heeheehee", said Candace, then rides out on a bike.

"And on the fast on the inside lane is Number 42, Team Phineas!" said Rick.

"Hey Ferb. Do you think we can get any power? I mean, I know it's just a battery. But I was thinking: Let's open it up and see what this puppy can-" said Phineas, classic car honking.

"Uh, Ferb? We're actually slowing down now. Ferb? Hello?" said Phineas, then the car sped up.

"OH YEAH! NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT" said Phineas.

"I never knew I was good at driving with a little magic", I said, right behind phineas.

"Good", said Sciencia.

(Telephone rings)

"Hey, Ferb. We should bring Phineas in for a pit stop. All right, Fireside Girls, let's move, move!" said Isabella.

The girls work on fixing the car.

"That helmet looks so manly", said Isabella.

"Thanks". said Phineas.

"Hit it, ferb", said Isabella.

The car takes off.

"I'm so proud of you girls. And the bow was a nice touch, Gretchen", said Isabella.

Engine whirring.

"Ah, driving is nice, but I feel something's wrong", I said, then she sees a glow, which makes the car start ticking.

"Uh, oh", I said, knowing what's going to happen.

I grabbed Spot, threw them into the sky before it exploded, and I hid.

"Oh, well, I guess, I'll go back to my seat", I said, with a spot following.

(Scene shifts to the D.E.I. blimp)

Doofenshmirtz laughs.

"Listen to those fools, as they worship their candy-colored race car man. How about a little demonstration of my deflationary prowess", said Doofenshmirtz, then fired a laser.

Scene shifts to the race track.

"I got it!" said Man #2. Ball hissing, tires track.

"AAH!" said the Race Car Driver. Tires screeching, rams a sign.

(Song: "Go, Go, Phineas")

(crash)

"Team Phineas car is avoiding every obstacle! It's like he can see the whole darn track at once!" said Rick.

(Guitar solo)

"Go Phineas! Go go phineas". Isabella\Fireside Girls sings.

"OH YEAH!" said Phineas.

"Go Phineas! Go, go Phineas!" Isabella\Fireside Girls sings.

"We're okay!" said Racers. "Thank goodness, they're ok".

Scene shifts to the Garcia-Shapiro house.

"Well Mom, what do you think of this", said Candace.

"You've...looked better", said Linda.

"Huh? What do you mean--?" said Candace, looking at the picture, starts to cringe.

(Camera shows that Candace brought the picture of herself burnt. She screams loud and very long)

(Scene shifts to the D.E.I. blimp)

"Already they fear me, listen to their screams, huh? Imagine the mayhem once my Deflate-inator ray is fully charged", said Doofenshmirtz, 

"Run! Run like the wind, my little indentured rodent. And I will give you some cheese. Heh, I know I had some around here somewhere",  said Doofenshmirtz,at the mouse in the machine.

(Perry pulls out a briefcase filled with cheeses; Grabs stinky cheese and loads it onto a crossbow)

"I think there's some- There used to be some Roquefort around the back here. I don't..."said Doofenshmirtz.

Perry fires the crossbow.

Mouse squeaking.

"Hmm? AYYY! AY-AY-AY-AYYYY!" said Doofenshmirtz, then the glass breaks.

"Agh! Oof!" 

Laser fires, Blimp deflating.

"Hhmm.suppose I should've seen that coming", said Doofenshmirtz.

(Scene shifts to the Garcia-Shapiro house)

"But Mom, you've gotta believe me!" said Candace, from inside and cuts inside.

"Wait a minute. I bet it's still on TV!" said Candace, and runs off.

"That's good, Candace. Go watch a little TV", said Linda, Flatly.

(Candace turns on the TV, the screen shows Phineas winning the race. There is a flash, freeze-frame)

"And look at this amazing finish", said Dave.

"Mom, come quick! Come look-look-look-look-look!!" said Candace, stammering.

"All right! I'm coming!" said Linda, then stands up.

"Ee-ee-ee-ee..." said Candace.

"Oh no! A blimp is about to hit the broadcast tower! Oh, the hu-" said Dave.

(The Tv goes to static. Candace just sits there standing as Linda enters right on schedule)

"Ah-huh...?" said Linda.

"Meap", said Candace.

"Deal me back in, Viv", said Linda, leaving.

(Scene shifts to the race track)

(Tires squealing, car zooms off)

"Hmm. Looks like we're walking", said Phineas.

"Alright, come on Spot", I said.

Spot barks and follows me.

"AAH!" said Doofenshmirtz

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(Candace walks back to the Flynn-Fletcher house)

"Why don't you go back home, Candace? I'm busy with my bridge game Candace", said Candace, mocking Linda.

"She has no idea!!" said Candace, in an echo.

(Candace gasps, then looks behind her to see the garage empty. Crickets chirp in the background, Candace smiles)

"Gotcha", said Candace

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(Scene shifts to Perry and Doofenshmirtz fighting)

"AHH-AHH-AHH-AHH-AHH-AAH!" said Doofenshmirtz.

(Beeping)

(Explosion, Perry blasts into space on the car)

(Back with Candace…)

"MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM!" said Candace, then runs up and repeatedly knocks on the door hard.

"Oh, Candace, hello. I can't believe you've grown so much, it's unbelievable--" said Vivian.

"MOM!", said Candace, and goes to the living room. "Mom, you've gotta see this! It's about your car!"

"All right", said Linda while Candace was smiling and Candace dragged her.

(the car is shown falling)

"Come on, come on, come on!" said Candace, then literally pushes Linda across the street.

"Candace, you're wearing out of the heels of my shoes" said Linda.

(In the garage, Candace opens the door from the kitchen, oblivious to the action)

"See Mom?! Look, look! I told you--" said Candace.

"But...who did this?"said Linda, and gasp.

"Phineas and Ferb", said Candace.

"You mean...they...?" said Linda.

Candace overlapping.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" said Candace, and laughs chaotically.

"They washed my car!?" said Linda, overjoyed.

"Yes!!--No-What?" said Candace, mood changing with each word.

(Her perspective, the car is back, clean with nothing on it. Perry walks by and chatters)

"It's beautiful!"said Linda.

(For the rest of the scene, Candace stands deadpanned with her mouth open)

"I gotta admit, I thought you were exaggerating a bit, but this is really worth getting excited about!" said Linda.

"Hi, Mom, we're home!" said Phineas, walking in the background, trophy in hand.

"Hey, boys! I saw what you did today". said Linda.

"Yeah, how'd you like it?" said Phineas, referring to the race.

"I loved it! Now who wants some snacks?" said Linda.

(Rock theme)

"Thanks, Mom!" said Phineas, offscreen.

(Music stops)

"Honey, close your mouth", said Linda, at candace.

(Music resumes, iris out and Candace does not close her mouth on the still.

But, before the screen goes to the end credits, Spot and I were walking on the sidewalk)

"Uh, why are we still here?" asked Spot.

"Sciencia said, she had a special surprise, and I guess that must have something about", I said, then paused.

"About our secret", I whispered.

"Girls look", said Sciencia, waving near a house that looks like my house.

"What did you do?" I asked

"I made you a house, so people don't get too suspicious about you-know", said Sciencia.

"No way", I said, feeling overjoyed and hugged sciencia.

"So, want to check it out?" asked Sciencia.

"Do I ever?" I said, then zooms inside the house.

In real life showing Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh, getting mail.

"What's with this about this Kanisha character?" asked Dan Povenmire.

"The new creator Maria added her", said Jeff "Swampy" Marsh.

"Then, we need to ask her, to help us make more side stories of Kanisha and spot, fans are starting to become popular", Said Dan.

"They also want more adventures of Kanisha with the magic pen", said Jeff "Swampy" Marsh.

"Then, I have the perfect idea for the next side story", said Maria: a black-haired girl wearing a red dress.

"That will work", said Dan.

Then, it goes to the end credits and goes back to real life.

"That was fantastic", I said.

"I'm glad, you think that because I have some ideas for the next episode", said Mariah.

"Great, let's have some fun", I said.